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The Love Guru (2008)

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Reviews Counted:159

Fresh:23

Rotten:136

Average Rating:3.4/10

Consensus: The Love Guru features far too many gross-out gags, and too few earned laughs, ranking as one of Mike Myers' poorest outings.

Runtime: 90 mins

Genre: Comedies

US Box Office: $32,178,777

Synopsis: Love, hockey, and Indian spirituality come together in this film that marks Mike Myers's return to live-action comedy. THE LOVE GURU costars Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, and Ben Kingsley.

Starring: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco

Starring: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco, Meagan Good, Omid Djalili, Ben Kingsley, Verne Troyer

Director: Marco Schnabel

Director: Marco Schnabel
Screenwriter: Mike Myers, Graham Gordy
Producer: Mike Myers, Michael De Luca
Composer: George S. Clinton
Studio: Paramount Pictures

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The comedian really climbs out on this particular limb -- a limb so far from the tree, it might have given Peter Sellers pause.

Full Review Source: Oregonian | comment Comment
06/20/08
M.E. Russell
M.E. Russell
Oregonian

At 88 minutes, The Love Guru would have benefited from a trim of roughly 80 minutes.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
06/20/08
Kyle Smith
Kyle Smith
New York Post

The real insult to higher consciousness is that Love Guru's humor is about as mature as strained carrots.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Daily News | comment Comment
06/20/08
Bob Strauss
Bob Strauss
Los Angeles Daily News

[I]sn't merely endlessly crude: it's also dishonest and contemptuous of itself...

Full Review Source: Flick Filosopher | comment Comment
06/20/08
MaryAnn Johanson
MaryAnn Johanson
Flick Filosopher

Let's not pussyfoot around: The Love Guru is an atrocious, idiotic 88 minutes of anti-entertainment.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | comment Comment
06/20/08
Joe Neumaier
Joe Neumaier
New York Daily News

A comedy of low blows and elephantine misfires.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | comment 1 Comment
06/20/08
Jan Stuart
Jan Stuart
Los Angeles Times
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The Love Guru is less a movie than a collection of related gags heaved at the screen. It’s a mess, but an affable one.

Full Review Source: Kansas City Star | comment Comment
06/20/08
Robert W. Butler
Robert W. Butler
Kansas City Star

When the comedy is short of sublime, it is more often sophomorically silly (and I'll confess right here to a weakness for horrible puns, though your mileage may vary).

Full Review Source: Jam! Movies | comment Comment
06/20/08
Jim Slotek
Jim Slotek
Jam! Movies

This is dangerous advice for a writer to give (talk about glass houses), but Mike Myers needs an editor. He needs someone with a fat red pen to scratch out a few of his worst bad habits.

Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | comment Comment
06/20/08
Amy Biancolli
Amy Biancolli
Houston Chronicle

For a comic genius, Mike Myers sure aims low.

Full Review Source: Detroit News | comment Comment
06/20/08
Adam Graham
Adam Graham
Detroit News

You might look at this movie and see a lot of talent in service to low humor. But chances are, you'll be laughing too hard to notice.

Full Review Source: Arkansas Democrat-Gazette | comment Comment
06/20/08
Philip Martin
Philip Martin
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette

When Pitka ends his bite-size lessons with 'TM,' we should understand it's not meditation but branding he's after.

Full Review Source: Denver Post | comment Comment
06/20/08
Lisa Kennedy
Lisa Kennedy
Denver Post

Myers -- who used to be funny -- sticks his head in a toilet and then tries to give the audience a big, sloppy kiss.

Full Review Source: Fresno Bee | comment Comment
06/20/08
Donald Munro
Donald Munro
Fresno Bee

Juvenile. Strained. This baggy tale of a loopy Deepak Chopra wannabe is all that and then some. The thing is it's also pretty funny as long as you know what you're in for.

Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News | comment Comment
06/20/08
Chris Vognar
Chris Vognar
Dallas Morning News

What links all these characters is Myers's gift for antic, elfin burlesque. He's like a second-best Peter Sellers.

Full Review Source: Christian Science Monitor | comment Comment
06/20/08
Peter Rainer
Peter Rainer
Christian Science Monitor

With its scatological humor, penis jokes, feeble puns, and middle-school ideal of love, this Mike Myers vehicle exemplifies American comedy's continuing slide into infantilism.

Full Review Source: Chicago Reader | comment Comment
06/20/08
Andrea Gronvall
Andrea Gronvall
Chicago Reader

Things are so bad here that the few good ideas seem brilliant.

Full Review Source: Boston Globe | comment Comment
06/20/08
Wesley Morris
Wesley Morris
Boston Globe

To judge from the crowd reaction, a phalanx of true believers might, indeed, go along for the ride, but newcomers to the Mike Myers experience will leave this love train early.

Full Review Source: Baltimore Sun | comment Comment
06/20/08
Michael Sragow
Michael Sragow
Baltimore Sun

Outdated, unfunny, juvenile and at times downright perplexing, the intended New Age satire comes off more like an over-expensive schoolyard prank; bathroom graffiti come to life across an 86-minute, patience-straining running time.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | comment Comment
06/20/08
Wade Major
Wade Major
Boxoffice Magazine

The kind of complete mess that makes a critic question the other "lowest possible" ratings he's given, because those films, honestly, weren't nearly this bad.

Full Review Source: Movie Retriever | comment Comment
06/20/08
Brian Tallerico
Brian Tallerico
Movie Retriever
 
 
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