The comedian really climbs out on this particular limb -- a limb so far from the tree, it might have given Peter Sellers pause.
The Love Guru (2008)
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Reviews Counted:159
Fresh:23
Rotten:136
Average Rating:3.4/10
Consensus: The Love Guru features far too many gross-out gags, and too few earned laughs, ranking as one of Mike Myers' poorest outings.
Runtime: 90 mins
Genre: Comedies
US Box Office: $32,178,777
Synopsis: Love, hockey, and Indian spirituality come together in this film that marks Mike Myers's return to live-action comedy. THE LOVE GURU costars Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, and Ben Kingsley.
Starring: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco
Starring: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco, Meagan Good, Omid Djalili, Ben Kingsley, Verne Troyer
Director: Marco Schnabel
Director: Marco Schnabel
Screenwriter: Mike Myers, Graham Gordy
Producer: Mike Myers, Michael De Luca
Composer: George S. Clinton
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Reviews for The Love Guru
At 88 minutes, The Love Guru would have benefited from a trim of roughly 80 minutes.
The real insult to higher consciousness is that Love Guru's humor is about as mature as strained carrots.
[I]sn't merely endlessly crude: it's also dishonest and contemptuous of itself...
Let's not pussyfoot around: The Love Guru is an atrocious, idiotic 88 minutes of anti-entertainment.
The Love Guru is less a movie than a collection of related gags heaved at the screen. It’s a mess, but an affable one.
When the comedy is short of sublime, it is more often sophomorically silly (and I'll confess right here to a weakness for horrible puns, though your mileage may vary).
This is dangerous advice for a writer to give (talk about glass houses), but Mike Myers needs an editor. He needs someone with a fat red pen to scratch out a few of his worst bad habits.
You might look at this movie and see a lot of talent in service to low humor. But chances are, you'll be laughing too hard to notice.
When Pitka ends his bite-size lessons with 'TM,' we should understand it's not meditation but branding he's after.
Myers -- who used to be funny -- sticks his head in a toilet and then tries to give the audience a big, sloppy kiss.
Juvenile. Strained. This baggy tale of a loopy Deepak Chopra wannabe is all that and then some. The thing is it's also pretty funny as long as you know what you're in for.
What links all these characters is Myers's gift for antic, elfin burlesque. He's like a second-best Peter Sellers.
With its scatological humor, penis jokes, feeble puns, and middle-school ideal of love, this Mike Myers vehicle exemplifies American comedy's continuing slide into infantilism.
To judge from the crowd reaction, a phalanx of true believers might, indeed, go along for the ride, but newcomers to the Mike Myers experience will leave this love train early.
Outdated, unfunny, juvenile and at times downright perplexing, the intended New Age satire comes off more like an over-expensive schoolyard prank; bathroom graffiti come to life across an 86-minute, patience-straining running time.
The kind of complete mess that makes a critic question the other "lowest possible" ratings he's given, because those films, honestly, weren't nearly this bad.
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