I guess the movie is content to be cheerfully cheesy junk, so don't expect it to be otherwise.
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04/09/07
Modern Vampires (1998)
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Reviews Counted:10
Fresh:3
Rotten:7
Average Rating:3.4/10
Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins
Genre: Horror/Suspense
US Box Office: $0
Synopsis: MODERN VAMPIRES is a blood-spattered tale of vampires in 20th-century Los Angeles. Natasha Gregson Wagner plays Nico, a hip, bloodsucking seductress who faces off against Frederick Van Helsing... [More]
Starring: Casper Van Dien, Natasha Lyonne, Natasha Gregson Wagner, Rod Steiger
Director: Richard Elfman
Reviews for Modern Vampires
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01/30/05
With so much cheese--not to mention blood and boobs--the film could have at least been a camp hoot.
01/02/04
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08/27/02
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01/27/02
Wagner brings a welcome sense of tongue-in-cheek abandon to her role in a film that otherwise plays it pretty close to run-of-the-mill blood-and-slaughter-for-fun flicks.
05/28/01
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