Despite a few creative scares, this 3D enhanced horror film never quite delivers on its central gimmick.
My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)
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Reviews Counted:76
Fresh:42
Rotten:34
Average Rating:5.7/10
Consensus: This gory, senses-assaulting slasher film is an unpretentious, effective mix of old-school horror stylings and modern 3D technology.
Runtime: 2 hrs 10 mins
Genre: Horror/Suspense
US Box Office: $51,527,787
Synopsis: Bloodthirsty fans of the classic slashers of yesteryear should be sated by MY BLOODY VALENTINE (2009), a gory trip that’s not just a remake but a retro-amalgam of the greatest hits from the 1970s,... Bloodthirsty fans of the classic slashers of yesteryear should be sated by MY BLOODY VALENTINE (2009), a gory trip that’s not just a remake but a retro-amalgam of the greatest hits from the 1970s, '80s, and '90s. The HALLOWEEN-influenced, eerily Canadian 1981 original holds a modest place in many horror hearts despite its notoriously trimmed violence. But even those who haven’t seen it will get the feeling that this VALENTINE sports an amplified blood-and-guts factor, one that brings with it the distinctly outlandish brutality and hulking-masked-killer archetype of a FRIDAY THE 13th installment combined with the polished chase scenes of post-SCREAM teen horror. As if this gore-ucopia didn’t have enough spices already, its premise and structure are also indebted to such cheeky mystery-slashers as HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME and APRIL FOOL’S DAY. A decade after traumatized miner Harry Warden goes on a pickaxe massacre, guilt-stricken Tom (Jensen Ackles) returns to his quaint hometown only to find that a string of similar murders has started up. With Warden believed to be long dead, Sheriff Axel casts suspicion on Tom. It seems his old flame, Sarah, is the only one who truly believes he’s innocent. The movie’s horror-expert filmmakers imbue VALENTINE with the reliably enjoyable entertainment-trumps-logic of slasher films, especially in the way everyone in town--including the police--seems way more interested in proving or disproving Harry Warden’s involvement than actually stopping the in-progress murder spree. Similarly, beloved genre vet Tom Atkins (NIGHT OF THE CREEPS) is on hand to deliver a coolly understated retired-cop performance. But peppered in are some nifty subliminal visual flourishes and at least one off-the-wall sequence (think little people, fully naked, fleeing; and a box-spring-as-cage). The 3-D version is uncommonly well-integrated, subjecting viewers not only to hair-raising projectiles, but to an effective immersion into the mise-en-scène. [More]
Starring: Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Betsey Rue
Starring: Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Betsey Rue, Edi Gathegi, Tom Atkins, Kevin Tighe, Megan Boone
Director: Patrick Lussier
Director: Patrick Lussier
Screenwriter: Todd Farmer,
Producer: Jack Murray
Composer: Michael Wandmacher
Studio: Lions Gate Films
Reviews for My Bloody Valentine 3D
Right now with ticket prices sky rocketing, why not see a flick that will keep you cringing and practically feels like an amusement park ride.
[C]heat[s] at the end. In such a huge way that it's the most stunningly bad thing about the movie. And it's not like there's not a lot of competition for the bad here.
makes great use of the 3-D format in a better than average horror film.
This lowest-common-denominator remake of/sequel to a minor slasher classic succeeds on purely technical terms but, despite the depth effects, it's a serious snooze.
My Bloody Valentine is a fun throwback to the golden era of slasher movies--packed with gore, nudity, and the classic gimmick of 3D.
Sure, the 3-D thing is a gimmick, right along with the gratuitous violence and nudity, but the real surprise is that it's not a bad horror film, either.
Made for the genre's fans, this exploitation item delivers the basic goods by applying modernist technology and f/x to a formulaic slasher of the 1980s.
Body parts are lopped off. Pick axes are stabbed at the camera. There's even a completely naked girl chased by the killer, in glorious 3D. This movie spoke to me.
If you're expecting lots and lots of extreme gore you won't be disappointed.
The end credits scroll over a single long tracking shot that goes progressively deeper into a coal mine, and the fact that it's creepier and more atmospheric than anything preceding it is a sad statement.
Director and co-editor Lussier (a frequent Wes Craven collaborator) plays the 3-D gimmick for all its worth.
Old-school gore, complete with people getting slaughtered while they're nude, gooey viscera as far as the eye can see and the planting of seeds for a sequel.
It's a gimmick, but so are horror films and people pay for those, so one supposes some will pay for them in 3D.
My Bloody Valentine is full of everything that makes B-Grade horror great: blood, blood and blood.
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