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The Next Best Thing (2000)
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Reviews Counted:91
Fresh:17
Rotten:74
Average Rating:3.7/10
Consensus: Story elements clash and acting falls short.
Synopsis: At her job, driving instructor Abbie (Madonna) has no problems getting her students to bend over backwards and tie themselves into knots for her. But in life she can't seem to find anyone to tie... At her job, driving instructor Abbie (Madonna) has no problems getting her students to bend over backwards and tie themselves into knots for her. But in life she can't seem to find anyone to tie the knot with her. Robert (Everett), her best friend and confidant, runs a successful landscaping business but is having equally dismal luck finding his Mr. Right. When Abbie's latest relationship crumbles, she turns to Robert (who happens to be gay) for comfort and advice. They commiserate over a parade of margaritas and martinis, which results in an unexpected tryst. Abbie becomes pregnant and believing, that this may be her one shot at motherhood, decides to have the child. Robert, committed to being a good father, moves in with her, and together they create an unconventional but loving home for their precocious son, Sam (Stumpf). Robert continues to date but keeps parenting as his first priority. Abbie, on the other hand, uses her yoga skills to remain celibate but finally relents when she meets Ben (Bratt), a handsome and charming investment banker. Romance flowers between Abbie and Ben, and as they grow closer Robert feels his role as father threatened. Tensions mount, and when Abbie and Ben announce plans to be wed, the family explodes over a heart-wrenching custody battle for Sam. Everett sparkles and Madonna oozes her usual cool in this drama/comedy from the director of MIDNIGHT COWBOY. [More]
Starring: Madonna, Rupert Everett, Benjamin Bratt, Illeana Douglas
Starring: Madonna, Rupert Everett, Benjamin Bratt, Illeana Douglas, Michael Vartan, Josef Sommer, Malcolm Stumpf, Lynn Redgrave, Neil Patrick Harris, Mark Valley, Stacy Edwards, Linda Larkin
Director: John Schlesinger
Director: John Schlesinger
Screenwriter: Thomas Ropelewski
Producer: Leslie Dixon, Tom Rosenberg, Linne Radmin
Composer: Gabriel Yared
Reviews for The Next Best Thing
Two movies in one, and there's not enough breathing room for both of them.
A pleasing but mindless diversion that goes down well with buttered popcorn and a large Coke.
It's almost impossible to believe that the director, John Schlesinger, was once the sure hand behind Midnight Cowboy. Did he do this one by telephone?
Its creaky, all-consuming insistence on its characters' normalcy entombs everything interesting about them in contrived schlock and transparent gloss-over techniques.
Madonna never emerges as a plausible human being in the movie; she's more like a spokeswoman for a video on alternative parenting lifestyles.
A tone-deaf disaster of the first order, poorly acted, written with no sense of shame, clumsily staged and shot, and riddled equally with cliches, embarrassments and shocking lapses in taste, judgment and craft.
Madonna's charisma as a personality has never translated particularly well to the big screen.
The moment the movie loses its lighthearted spirit is the moment it loses touch with reality.
Screenwriter Thomas Ropelewski appears to have taken a crash course in television soap operas and romance novels before sitting down to write.
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