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The Price of Milk (2001)

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Reviews Counted:47

Fresh:23

Rotten:24

Average Rating:5.4/10

Consensus: Awash in random whimsy, The Price of Milk feels more forced and muddled than charming.

Runtime: 87 mins

Genre: Comedies

US Box Office: $0

Synopsis: Once upon a time, on a dairy farm in a faraway land of fertile green valleys, there lived two lovers—Lucinda (Danielle Cormack) and Rob (Karl Urban). Along with their one hundred and seventeen... Once upon a time, on a dairy farm in a faraway land of fertile green valleys, there lived two lovers—Lucinda (Danielle Cormack) and Rob (Karl Urban). Along with their one hundred and seventeen cows, they led a charmed life full of love and warmth. Enveloped in the lush countryside, he milks, she provides the honey.

After Rob proposes to her, however, Lucinda starts to worry that the sparkle may be fading from their love. She drives in her pickup truck to seek the council of her best friend, Drosophilia (Willa O’Neill), a quirky Foodmart clerk. On the way, she mows over a mysterious old Maori woman. Shocked, she rushes over to help, but the woman scurries off, calling back a cryptic warning: "Keep Warm!"

Shaken, Lucinda continues into town where she explains her concerns about her relationship to Drosophilia. She assures Lucinda that her romance is like a storybook and Lucinda returns home, somewhat appeased. But that night, while Lucinda and Rob are sleeping, their quilt is mysteriously stolen.

Distraught over her bedspread and unsettled about her future with Rob, Lucinda returns to see Drosophilia. She suggests Lucinda put Rob’s love through a series of tests to prove how devoted he is to her. Convinced this is the only way to tell if their love is forever, Lucinda returns home and the games begin.

At first, her efforts seem to rekindle that magical aura of love: when she swims in a vat of Rob’s precious milk, a flash of anger melts into unbridled passion. But this serenity fades fast. Lucinda is obsessed with her quilt and its whereabouts. In the middle of the night, she tracks down its thief—the same old Maori woman and her nephews. Demanding that her quilt be returned, she single mindedly barters for the blanket, consenting to trade her most valuable possession. When Rob wakes the next day, he finds that all of his cows have disappeared.

From there on, Rob and Lucinda’s lives come undone. Shocked at his fiancé's carelessness, Rob swallows his own voice and is trapped in indecipherable hoarseness. After he fails to recover his livestock and his livelihood, he stomps Lucinda’s beloved quilt into the mud. With no place to live, and refusing to see Lucinda, he moves into his friend Bernie’s cold garage. At the same time, Lucinda realizes that, silly games aside, Rob is the man for her but she can’t communicate with him. Things only get worse when Drosophilia, more conniving than loyal, runs off with Rob.

Trapped in a whirlwind nightmare, Lucinda finds she must get Rob’s cows back before she loses her one true love forever. Ultimately, she must learn the price of milk before it’s too late. [More]

Starring: Danielle Cormack, Karl Urban, Willa O'Neill, Rangi Motu

Starring: Danielle Cormack, Karl Urban, Willa O'Neill, Rangi Motu

Director: Harry Sinclair

Director: Harry Sinclair
Screenwriter: Harry Sinclair
Producer: Fiona Copland
Studio: Lot 47 Films

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Reviews for The Price of Milk

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Full Review Source: Film Threat | comment Comment
12/06/05
Film Threat

No review available.

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08/04/05
Emanuel Levy
Emanuel Levy
EmanuelLevy.Com

What starts as a dollop of eccentricity and whimsy grows into something that overwhelms the charming performances and romance.

Full Review Source: TheMovieReport.com | comment Comment
01/03/05
Michael Dequina
Michael Dequina
TheMovieReport.com
N/R

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Full Review Source: Atlanta Journal-Constitution | comment Comment
02/21/04
Atlanta Journal-Constitution

This is a quaint and creative take on the modern romantic motif, a film that creates a world where subtle beauty and true love are more than enough to get by on.

Full Review Source: IGN Movies | comment Comment
02/10/04
Spence D.
Spence D.
IGN Movies

Just too slight and too off-the-wall to ever become anything more than a mildly entertaining piece of fluff.

Full Review Source: Apollo Guide | comment Comment
02/01/03
David Nusair
David Nusair
Apollo Guide

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Full Review Source: Film Threat | comment Comment
12/08/02
Film Threat

This film features one dumb story line.

Full Review Source: Ozus' World Movie Reviews | comment Comment
03/25/02
Dennis Schwartz
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews
N/R

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Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix | comment Comment
03/24/02
Boston Phoenix

The fairy tale ... works more often than not.

Full Review Source: Charlotte Observer | comment Comment
07/13/01
Lawrence Toppman
Lawrence Toppman
Charlotte Observer

It keeps flitting around -- as if it overdosed on fairy dust.

Full Review Source: Sacramento Bee | comment Comment
06/08/01
Joe Baltake
Joe Baltake
Sacramento Bee

Adds up to considerably less than the sum of its parts.

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06/07/01
Steven Rea
Steven Rea
Philadelphia Inquirer

There's a whimsical wit to the story that keeps you watching and makes you willing to forgive all the loose ends.

Full Review Source: Sacramento News & Review | comment Comment
06/04/01
Jim Lane
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review

Sinclair is aware of natural spaces and silences and uses them to air out the movie and make it seem less a product and more lifelike.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Examiner | comment Comment
05/11/01
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Jeffrey M. Anderson
San Francisco Examiner

Too bad that unconscious haunting quality is in no way conveyed by the story, which soon reveals itself not as magical but silly -- and even irritating.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | comment Comment
05/04/01
Mick LaSalle
Mick LaSalle
San Francisco Chronicle

It's funny, it's endearing, it's very romantic, it's endlessly clever.

Full Review Source: SPLICEDWire | comment Comment
05/03/01
Rob Blackwelder
Rob Blackwelder
SPLICEDWire

I was never much convinced by the romantic chemistry between Rob and Lucinda.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | comment Comment
04/27/01
Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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Seems to be grasping for lyricism and whimsy and just missing.

Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | comment Comment
04/26/01
Michael Wilmington
Michael Wilmington
Chicago Tribune

The movie would be more fun if it accompanied its imaginative story with imaginative acting and filmmaking.

Full Review Source: Christian Science Monitor | comment Comment
04/20/01
David Sterritt
David Sterritt
Christian Science Monitor

Sometimes it's pretty openly treading water while inspiration flags. But there's more to like than dislike in The Price of Milk.

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04/13/01
Jay Carr
Jay Carr
Boston Globe
 
 
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