This week at the movies, we've got deadly machines (Terminator Salvation, starring Christian Bale and Sam Worthington); historical hysterics (Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian, starring Ben Stiller and Amy Adams); and dance fever (Dance Flick, starring Damon Wayans Jr. and Craig Wayans). What do the critics have to say?
Terminator Salvation
With Terminator Salvation, director McG has brought the venerable sci-fi/action series back to the screen, with plenty of chases, explosions, and yes, machines. But critics say he's forgotten the key ingredient that made the originals so compelling (besides Arnold, of course) -- the human factor. Christian Bale is John Connor, leading the human resistance against Skynet, which has conquered our dystopian planet with its armies of Terminators. The pundits say the action sequences are well handled, but the performances are middling, and the story inspires little emotional investment. Salvation is the worst-reviewed entry in the Terminator franchise. (Check out this week's Total Recall, in which we count down Bale's best-reviewed films, and Jen Gets Terminated, in which RT editor Jen Yamato provides her take on every film in the franchise.)
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum was a big hit with audiences (if not with reviewers), so a sequel was inevitable. And the result, Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian, is bigger and better than the first, while still overdosing on comic mayhem. Ben Stiller returns as hapless night watchman Larry Daley, whose pals at the Museum of Natural History have been inadvertently shipped to the Smithsonian in Washington, where they're threatened by such baddies as Al Capone and Napoleon; fortunately, Amelia Earhart (Amy Adams) is on hand to help. The pundits say this Night is funnier and more madcap than its predecessor, but it's essentially a series of loosely connected gags, with precious little discipline to make it work as a whole, and it squanders a veritable all-star team of comedic talent.
Dance Flick
Dance Flick is yet another spoof of contemporary cinematic tropes, a subgenre that has been critically ravaged in recent years. However, the critics find Dance Flick to be one of the better recent entries - which is hardly a glowing recommendation. Featuring a veritable army of Wayans in front of and behind the camera, Dance Flick aims to score laughs by mining the rich comic vein of such deathless classics as Save the Last Dance, Step Up, and High School Musical. And the pundits say the Wayans' relentless energy is good for a few chuckles, but overall, Dance Flick is essentially a scattershot collection of gags that only occasionally hit their targets.
Also opening this week in limited release:
- Burma VJ, which compiles footage from video journalists' chronicles of living conditions in dictatorial Myanmar, is at 92 percent.
- Kabei: Our Mother, a delicate drama about a woman's efforts to keep her family together in the midst of World War II, is at 88 percent.
- O'Horten, an absurdist Norwegian comedy about a retired train engineer, is at 84 percent.
- The Boys: The Sherman Brothers' Story, a doc about the acrimonious relationship between the siblings who crafted some of Disney's most memorable movie music, is at 83 percent.
- Milton Glaser: To Inform & Delight, a doc about the graphic designer who co-founded New York Magazine and created the iconic "I (heart) New York" logo, is at 83 percent.
- Steven Soderbergh's The Girlfriend Experience, staring Sasha Grey as a high-end call girl who offers her clients a quasi-relationship, is at 72 percent.
- Easy Virtue, starring Jessica Biel and Colin Firth in an adaptation of a Noel Coward play about the shakeup caused by a posh Brit's marriage to an American racecar driver, is at 67 percent.
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Bigbrother writes: on May 21 2009 04:48 PM Probably go see Night at the Museum and Girlfriend experience this weekend. Terminator if I have time. Want to see what the RT faithful have to say before I invest my money in that. Little worried about Night at the Museum seems like it might be one of those movies where they wasted the funniest stuff in the preview and what I really liked about the original were the older cast who don't appear to be returning. (Reply to this) |
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David A. writes: on May 21 2009 05:02 PM My prediction that T4 will be lucky to sniff the 40's on the T-meter is still holding. In a perfect world it would only make 40 to 60 million. Why do I want this? Put simply, I despise bad filmmaking and the ruining of my favorite childhood films. With that said, I look forward to seeing Night at the Museum. (Reply to this) |
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sleep_dawg writes: on May 21 2009 05:18 PM In reply to this comment (#2490483) You despise bad filmaking, yet you look forward to sitting through a Ben Stiller movie? (Reply to this) |
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ARTaylor writes: on May 21 2009 05:30 PM Seeing Terminator tomorrow regardless of what the critics say. Though I'll probably be agreeing with them, I'm hoping I'll enjoy it. Saw Night/Museum 1 yesterday on tv. Pretty lousy and the second looks like more of the same. Plus it seems like all the best gags are in the trailers, plus a few lousy ones. Skipping it entirely. If it does good I may rent it from one of those $1 machines. (Reply to this) |
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TheCaptain of TeamLoyalty writes: on May 21 2009 06:04 PM P.S. Wolverine has a higher rating than Terminator, so suck on that Bob S. (Reply to this) |
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Bigbrother writes: on May 21 2009 06:12 PM In reply to this comment (#2490526) Say what you want about Ben Stiller, but he always surrounds himself with talented co-stars. (Reply to this) |
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goni27 writes: on May 21 2009 06:15 PM I will rent all of these films. Hollywood will only keep making crap if we keep going to see it. (Reply to this) |
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Bigbrother writes: on May 21 2009 06:16 PM In reply to this comment (#2490683) I find this very hard to believe. Terminator might be bad, but Dance Flick bad? I think that genre has done a good enough job of making fun of itself in recent years. Did we really need a spoof of it? Then again, those movies are so funny and laughable in themselves maybe it'll work with the repeat lines word for word with crappy actors and call it funny style these movies tend to employ. (Reply to this) |
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Jason C Wilkerson writes: on May 21 2009 06:34 PM In reply to this comment (#2490483) David A, have you seen Terminator Salvation? I hate it when people bag on movies they haven't seen yet. By the way, it's much better than T3 and actually gets close to greatness. (Reply to this) |
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Vincent Rolandelli writes: on May 21 2009 06:43 PM Christian Bale in Terminator 4. Well there's a movie I wont be seeing ever! (Reply to this) |
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TheCaptain of TeamLoyalty writes: on May 21 2009 06:47 PM Greatness? Yeah greatness and McG are never in the same sentence unless it is, "McG is the anti-greatness." (Reply to this) |
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ledawg1138 writes: on May 21 2009 06:54 PM Eeeewww, who on earth liked "Dance Flick"? Blech. Still, it looks far better than "Little Man" or "White Chicks"...but that says NOTHING! "Night at the Museum 2" looks...bad. The first, at best, is meh. (5/10) The new one looks like a rehash. It's a shame about "Terminator Salvation". I'll see it, but set the bar REALLY low. (Reply to this) |
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screwhead100 writes: on May 21 2009 06:58 PM Night at the Museum 2.....Lol.....the trailers look god awful.....hopefully T4 isnt as bad as the critics are sayin and as good or better than what the fans are saying (Reply to this) |
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harrismonkey writes: on May 21 2009 07:04 PM Already saw Terminator 4. I don't think it's awful (although it does get worse as it goes)- but I think greatness is REALLY overstating it. To each his own, though. Bottom line- it's probably worth seeing, but not even close to what we were all hoping it would be. It's probably weaker than T3 (but I only saw that once years ago so it's hard to compare- and I'm not likely to sit through this a second time either). (Reply to this) |
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David A. writes: on May 21 2009 07:39 PM @whitey_mcwhite: Yeah, I saw it yesterday- even though the action set pieces were topnotch, I needed more. It really earned that rating in my opinion. Somebody really screwed the pooch on this one because it had the potential to be a great movie. Best thing about this movie is Sam. He outshined Bale. Then again, nobody was given much to work with. But I look forward to seeing Sam in Avatar and @sle Tha (Reply to this) |
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GreenBastard writes: on May 21 2009 08:29 PM It really sucks when a trailer is way better than the actual movie. But I'm reserving judgment. I've loved movies that have been rotten. Wolverine scoring higher does scare me a little though. Wolverine was terrible. I'm going to see it no-matter what people are saying! (Reply to this) |
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DanielthePhantasm 2010 writes: on May 21 2009 08:59 PM public enemies will own the summer!!!!!!!! Depp will return july 1st (Reply to this) |
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TheCaptain of TeamLoyalty writes: on May 21 2009 09:15 PM Looks like i was right about harry potter and transfromers being the top dawgs this summer. (Reply to this) |
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kenny356 writes: on May 21 2009 09:22 PM I am in shock that Dance Movie is at 40%. I figured it would get closer to 0%. (Reply to this) |
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Iceman Cometh writes: on May 21 2009 09:55 PM critics are way off on T4, its a entertaining movie with some flaws, but not so much that it overwhelms. I give it a solid B, definitely worth seeing in theatres (some sick action sequences and good imagery) (Reply to this) |
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