Not a thing in this movie is subtle, from its cheesy special effects to its by-the-numbers storyline to its cardboard cutout characters.
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)
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Reviews Counted:122
Fresh:46
Rotten:76
Average Rating:4.9/10
Consensus: This overstuffed, scattershot vampire flick suffers from poor characterization and an unwieldy mix of scares and chuckles.
Genre: Horror/Suspense
US Box Office: $13,838,130
Synopsis:
The Vampire's Assistant tells the frightening tale of a boy who unknowingly breaks a 200-year-old truce between two warring factions of vampires. Pulled into a fantastic life of misunderstood...
The Vampire's Assistant tells the frightening tale of a boy who unknowingly breaks a 200-year-old truce between two warring factions of vampires. Pulled into a fantastic life of misunderstood sideshow freaks and grotesque creatures of the night, one teen will vanish from the safety of a boring existence and fulfill his destiny in a place drawn from nightmares.
14-year-old Darren (Chris Massoglia) was like most kids in his suburban neighborhood. He hung out with his best friend, got decent grades and usually stayed out of trouble. But when he and his buddy stumble upon a traveling freak show, things begin to change inside Darren. That’s the exact moment when a vampire named Larten Crepsley (John C. Reilly) turns him into something, well, bloodthirsty. --© Universal
Starring: Chris Massoglia, John C. Reilly, Ken Watanabe, Salma Hayek
Starring: Chris Massoglia, John C. Reilly, Ken Watanabe, Salma Hayek, Willem Dafoe, Patrick Fugit, Orlando Jones, Jane Krakowski, Josh Hutcherson, Ray Stevenson, Michael Cerveris, Frankie Faison, Kristen Schaal
Director: Paul Weitz
Director: Paul Weitz
Screenwriter: Brian Helgeland, Paul Weitz
Producer: Lauren Shuler Donner, Paul Weitz, Jack Leslie
Composer: Stephen Trask
Studio: Universal Pictures
Reviews for Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
The funny bits are amusing, the action entertaining, the themes simple, the promise of future tales tantalizing, and the overall feel of the movie is more charming than epic or scary.
...not the pandering exploitation film you might expect. It's not all pentup sexuality, ripened teen flesh and brooding ashen untouchable boys.
A colossal bore of a teen fantasy movie ... crammed with trite, prepackaged lessons.
Older moviegoers who can recall the spate of like-minded horror flicks from the 1980s will find much to appreciate.
A fun, energetic adventure with plenty of inoffensive ghoulish touches that should please kid and adult horror buffs alike.
Inept to the core, The Vampire's Assistant never rises to the occasion.
To some extent, then, Paul Weitz’s film is parasitically preying on an established trend, but it also has some fresh blood of its own.
Its high production values - not to mention the world's cutest poisonous spider - can't paper over a tepid and drawn-out plot.
A movie about the undead that never really makes it out of the grave.
...an entertaining and engaging entry in the vampire sweepstakes. If it's not A positive, it's certainly worth a B.
This light approach keeps it entertaining, but it also prevents it from being a classic.
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