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What We Do Is Secret (2008)

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Reviews Counted: 33 Fresh: 15  Rotten:18 Average Rating: 5.2/10
 
Consensus: Despite its dynamic subject and reckless anti-glamor, this biopic about the legendary punk rocker Darby Crash fails to translate the excitement its subject generated.
 

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Theatrical Release: Aug 8, 2008 Limited

Synopsis: Filmmaker Rodger Grossman’s decade of research led to this gem of movie which looks at the seminal band from the late 70’s LA punk rock scene, the Germs, and their enigmatic lead singer, Darby Crash. Shane West (‘ER’) stars as Darby Crash, and Bijou Phillips and Rick Gonzalez play his bandmates... Filmmaker Rodger Grossman’s decade of research led to this gem of movie which looks at the seminal band from the late 70’s LA punk rock scene, the Germs, and their enigmatic lead singer, Darby Crash. Shane West (‘ER’) stars as Darby Crash, and Bijou Phillips and Rick Gonzalez play his bandmates in this retro biography. Incredibly faithful to the history of the group and those times, West embodies Crash both in character and appearance in this hard-hitting feature. --© Peace Arch [More]

Genre: Dramas

Starring: Shane West, Bijou Phillips, Rick Gonzalez, Noah Segan, Ashton Holmes

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3/4

Some of the supporting performances, like those of Phillips and Gonzalez, are very strong, but it's West who lifts the entire film to a whole other level.

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08/29/08
David Wiegand
San Francisco Chronicle
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2.5/4

It's a shame to see such vibrant material treated in such a routine, nostalgic manner, but the energy of the material and especially of the Germs music occasionally rescues the movie from its unimpressive, superficial stretches.

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08/28/08
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid
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High School Musical with needles and dye jobs.

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08/28/08
Tricia Olszewski
Let's Not Listen
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2/4

Despite a terrific performance from Shane West, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Crash, Secret is a chronology, not a biopic.

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08/28/08
Carrie Rickey
Philadelphia Inquirer
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4/5

First-time writer-director Rodger Grossman bangs out a visceral, energized biopic that captures the vibrant idiocy of punked-out youth and a tortured soul gaining his wish of cult status.

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08/22/08
Michael Ordoña
Los Angeles Times
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A labor of love for writer-director Rodger Grossman, this entertaining if superficial biopic chronicles the rise and fall of LA punk pioneers the Germs.

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08/21/08
J. R. Jones
Chicago Reader
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4/10

In the end, if you weren't already a believer, you're not going to leave with any kind of appreciation for the band's art.

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08/19/08
Tim Brayton
Antagony & Ecstasy
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2.5/4

Where What We Do Is Secret succeeds is in the performances which (and this a compliment, I think) sometimes expose a stilted, amateurish strain that's oddly in tune with the characters' D.I.Y. aesthetic.

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08/15/08
Jim Emerson
Chicago Sun-Times
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3/4

The best parts of Secret recall Sid and Nancy. The worst evoke the last, inferior A Star Is Born.

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08/15/08
Sid Smith
Chicago Tribune
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B-

West does an earnest job, but that's the problem: He never conjures Crash's psychotic danger. Neither does this eager, flawed, scrappy biopic.

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08/11/08
Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly
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The hyperactive emotional landscape begs for psychological insights and cultural revelations that were tied to that historical musical moment.

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08/11/08
Prairie Miller
NewsBlaze
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2/5

How ironic that a biopic about charismatic punk legend Darby Crash -- lead singer of the Germs in the late '70s -- would be so unmemorably bland.

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08/08/08
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News
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2/4

An unsatisfying biopic of the Germs, the seminal LA punkers led by Darby Crash.

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08/08/08
Linda Stasi
New York Post
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For all the explanation, the main problem with What We Do Is Secret is that [director] Grossman fails to adequately convey why The Germs mattered so much.

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08/08/08
Noel Murray
Onion AV Club
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2/4

The reasons behind Crash's death might be the most relevant lesson to be learned from the Germs story, and one can only dream of what a filmmaker like Gus Van Sant might have made from the material.

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08/08/08
Ken Fox
TV Guide's Movie Guide
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2.5/5

A low-budget but stylish recreation of the brief life and times of a pioneering LA punk band, What We Do Is Secret is fast and funny enough to make you overlook the fact that you've seen variants of this story before.

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08/08/08
Steve Simels
Boxoffice Magazine
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A thinly dramatized slice of music history better suited for broadcast on an MTV offshoot than cinematic release.

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08/08/08
Chris Barsanti
Film Journal International
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2.5/5

A classic example of a biopic not understanding why its subject matters.

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08/08/08
Matt Pais
Metromix.com
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Feels distressingly familiar and never quite manages to elevate the material with the sufficient drama to make it of interest to those not already passionate about the subject matter.

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08/08/08
Frank Scheck
Hollywood Reporter
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More amusing than tragic in its depiction of the band's infantile behavior.

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08/08/08
Jeannette Catsoulis
New York Times
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