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Yonkers Joe (2008)

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Reviews Counted:22

Fresh:12

Rotten:10

Average Rating:5.2/10

Consensus: A solid cast adds subtlety to this otherwise schmaltzy and sometimes awkward gambling-flick-cum-family-drama.

Runtime: 1 hr 42 mins

Genre: Dramas

US Box Office: $0

Synopsis: Yonkers Joe is an exciting, high-stakes con film and moving family drama written and directed by Robert Celestino, and starring Academy Award-nominee Chazz Palminteri, Academy Award-winner... Yonkers Joe is an exciting, high-stakes con film and moving family drama written and directed by Robert Celestino, and starring Academy Award-nominee Chazz Palminteri, Academy Award-winner Christine Lahti, Tom Guiry (The Black Donnellys), Golden Globe-nominee Linus Roache, and Academy Award-nominee Michael Lerner. An ode to old time gamblers, now outdated in an age of powerful upscale casinos, Yonkers Joe tells the story of a dice hustler (Palminteri) whose determination to make one last grab for a big score in Vegas is complicated by the reappearance of his estranged, mentally challenged son into his life. --© Magnolia Pictures [More]

Starring: Chazz Palminteri, Christine Lahti, Tom Guiry, Linus Roache

Starring: Chazz Palminteri, Christine Lahti, Tom Guiry, Linus Roache, Michael Lerner, Frank John Hughes, Roma Maffia, Michael Rispoli

Director: Robert Celestino

Director: Robert Celestino
Screenwriter: Robert Celestino
Producer: Trent Othick
Composer: Chris Hajian
Studio: Magnolia Pictures

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Mostly strong, that is, with the major exception of Tom Guiry's portrayal of Joe Jr. Painfully broad, Guiry practically sinks the film with garishly slack-jawed and over-the-top manchildishness.

Full Review Source: indieWIRE | comment 1 Comment
08/08/09
Leo Goldsmith
Leo Goldsmith
indieWIRE

It's far from a natural, but somehow, some way, it makes its point.

Full Review Source: Las Vegas Review-Journal | comment Comment
03/03/09
Carol Cling
Carol Cling
Las Vegas Review-Journal

Celestino's bid to wrap everything up in tidy fashion feels at odds with the grittiness of the film's first two-thirds, but in the end, the movie's glimpse into a seldom-seen slice of life sticks with you.

Full Review Source: Philadelphia Daily News | comment Comment
02/06/09
Gary Thompson
Gary Thompson
Philadelphia Daily News

Palminteri helps the film earn very slight passing marks, if only mostly because it's interesting to see these old operators have to adapt their schemes for new times.

Full Review Source: Shared Darkness | comment Comment
01/28/09
Brent Simon
Brent Simon
Shared Darkness

A very well-made and well-acted film, with a very touching story about fathers, sons, and the difficulties of raising special needs kids.

Full Review Source: Cinematical | comment Comment
01/23/09
Joel Keller
Joel Keller
Cinematical

The parts of Yonkers Joe that have to do with gambling are fun; unfortunately, they make up only half the movie.

Full Review Source: Oregonian | comment Comment
01/23/09
Stan Hall
Stan Hall
Oregonian

The typecast actor breaks out of his comfort zone.

Full Review Source: Arizona Daily Star | comment Comment
01/21/09
Phil Villarreal
Phil Villarreal
Arizona Daily Star

As Janice, Christine Lahti is the pivot between father and son. The scenes between Janice and Joe Jr. are sweet, harrowing, movie-altering.

Full Review Source: Denver Post | comment Comment
01/16/09
Lisa Kennedy
Lisa Kennedy
Denver Post

Yonkers Joe is incoherent, succeeding neither as an exciting gambling ride nor a touching family story.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | comment Comment
01/16/09
Reyhan Harmanci
Reyhan Harmanci
San Francisco Chronicle

Yonkers Joe is like a so-so trip to Vegas, one where you lose as much as you gain gambling. In other words, it's not the trip you're most likely to tell your friends about.

Full Review Source: Movie Retriever | comment Comment
01/13/09
Brian Tallerico
Brian Tallerico
Movie Retriever

An extremely awkward cross between Ocean's Eleven and Rain Man.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
01/09/09
Lou Lumenick
Lou Lumenick
New York Post

A nicely photographed, mostly satisfying look at a gang of East Coast sharps and how they part marks from their money.

Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger | comment Comment
01/09/09
Stephen Whitty
Stephen Whitty
Newark Star-Ledger

[Director] Celestino steers clear of the can't-miss pulp thriller that Yonkers Joe could've been, and goes for broke by giving it big dollop of schmaltz. His horse doesn't come in, but it runs a respectable race.

Full Review Source: AV Club | comment Comment
01/09/09
Noel Murray
Noel Murray
AV Club

Heartfelt, well-acted but overly sincere drama of a smalltime hustler and the 20-year-old Down's syndrome son he's barely known.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International | comment Comment
01/09/09
Frank Lovece
Frank Lovece
Film Journal International

For all its attention to detail, Yonkers Joe isn't half as tough as it pretends to be. The real story of these bottom-feeders and the sad young man they exploit is a lot uglier than the movie even begins to let on.

Full Review Source: New York Times | comment Comment
01/09/09
Stephen Holden
Stephen Holden
New York Times
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If you can watch Yonkers Joe without thinking it's a mild Rain Man rip-off, you'll enjoy a film that could have been plagued with plot issues, but rises above it

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | comment Comment
01/08/09
Norm Schrager
Norm Schrager
Filmcritic.com

Whatever atmosphere [director] Celestino milks from the seedy world of late-night poker games and whiskey-soaked mornings after is leached away once Tom Guiry’s pantomime idiot savant shows up.

Full Review Source: Time Out New York | comment Comment
01/07/09
David Fear
David Fear
Time Out New York

Lahti burns through a thinly written role with a surprising level of warmth and humanity, and Guiry is at times repellently convincing as a kid genetically incapable of either nuance or fakery.

Full Review Source: Village Voice | comment Comment
01/07/09
Michelle Orange
Michelle Orange
Village Voice

There's great potential to be a classic Vegas indie drama ala Swingers or The Cooler though it's only 60% its way to getting there.

Full Review Source: ComingSoon.net | comment Comment
01/06/09
Edward Douglas
Edward Douglas
ComingSoon.net

Yonkers Joe confirms that writer-director Robert Celestin knows his way around a local cash-stakes game of craps. It also proves, unfortunately, that his scripting skills need substantial honing.

Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | comment Comment
01/05/09
Nick Schager
Nick Schager
Slant Magazine
 
 
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