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"Howard Stern's Porky's" Gets Closer to Becoming a Reality
by Scott Weinberg | June 15, 2005
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Popular shock-jock Howard Stern ("Private Parts") mentioned several years ago that he was planning to produce a remake of Bob Clark's original "Porky's," and it now looks like the project just might be moving forward: Mr. Stern has partnered with producer Paul Bronfman to bring "Howard Stern's Porky's" to the big screen.

Mr. Bronfman indicated that the new screenplay is "on its fifth or sixth draft" -- which is probably four more drafts than a remake of "Porky's" really needs. But with Howard Stern involved, at least we won't have to worry about the possibility of the new "Porky's" being rated PG-13.

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Ophiuchus
Ophiuchus writes:
on Jun 15 2005 07:27 AM

Uh oh.

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speelbergo
speelbergo writes:
on Jun 15 2005 09:33 AM

[b]perfect evidence[/b]
that just shows you what a bright, clever fellow Stern is for taking upon himself to update a shitty '80's sex comedy.


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Dystopia Land
Dystopia Land writes:
on Jun 15 2005 11:07 AM

I hate this man.

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Now it's dark
Now it's dark writes:
on Jun 15 2005 02:47 PM

Why remake classics?

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Prosper761
Prosper761 writes:
on Jun 15 2005 08:57 PM

[b]Bad Remakes of Bad Movies[/b]
Whose brilliant (I wish a typed text had a way to convey sarcasm) idea was this?
Thank goodness Bob Clarke redeemed himself with "A Christmas Story." That anyone would even entertain the idea that remaking "Porky's" is a worthwhile project, is beyond my imagination. Are there no producers willing to make original films anymore? Are there no screenwriters writing original material anymore? (well, that at least I know is not true). No wonder the rest of the world hates America -- just look at the reptetive, unoriginal crap that Hollywood foists on them (and us). Anyone interested in starting a grassroots campaign against remakes?


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Ophiuchus
Ophiuchus writes:
on Jun 16 2005 02:02 AM

In reply to this comment (#823165)
In a word, matey... probably not. Okay, so that's two words.
I'll join your grassroots campaign. My skills include debating skills, writing ability, and sarcasm. A relative of mine wrote the script for a TV series called Grassroots... 'nuff said.


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renodc
renodc writes:
on Jun 17 2005 04:45 PM

Howard Stern is an idiot, and a major league pervert.

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