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BloodRayne's BACK -- and Played By a Different Actress!

by Scott Weinberg | November 07, 2006

Summary

The good news is that Uwe Boll has signed on to direct a "BloodRayne" sequel that takes place in the wild west. The bad news is that hottie Kristanna Loken will not be returning to play Ms. Rayne. (Wait, what was the good news again?) Back to Article

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r_curl04 writes:
on Nov 07 2006 05:45 AM

I always pass bloodrayne at blockbuster and just always laugh a little.

i'm kind of excited to see the atrocious trailer that will be made this one.

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ramack writes:
on Nov 07 2006 05:59 AM

[b]Uwe Boll LAWLZ![/b]
"sequel that takes place in the wild west"

This is gonna be the greatest movie ever!

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Sadistik writes:
on Nov 07 2006 06:05 AM

Uwe rocks. A self-reflexive post-modern joke disguised as a director.

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arpeggio191 writes:
on Nov 07 2006 07:10 AM

i'm not going to lie... i saw the first one, then made every single one of my friends watch it. I just hope he does the same wonderful job of intentional avoiding contractions ("you are" instead of "you're") to make the dialogue sound more period-ish - then switch back to using them because they forgot what kind of movie they were making. Then of course, have awesome lines such as "i mean you no harm. i only wish to kill vampires" after she slaughters 4 people in front of children. Oh, and have sweet fight scenes that looked like a 12-year old designed them. OH!, and please please please include one of the most awkward fake sex scenes ever filmed!!!

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mizzoucritic writes:
on Nov 07 2006 07:44 AM

Forget terrorism, Hezbelloh, Al-Queda, etc., THIS is the sure sign that the world is coming to an end.

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Rowsdower42 writes:
on Nov 07 2006 08:51 AM

My favorite Boll film, as it's truly terrible without being soul-punishingly painful. Just regular painful.

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RocketPunch writes:
on Nov 07 2006 11:40 AM

I like Kristanna Loken breasts more.

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Gertso writes:
on Nov 07 2006 11:43 AM

In reply to this comment (#848260)
It was an awful awful movie...but that sex scene maybe the funniest thing I have ever seen.

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unbreakable_samurai writes:
on Nov 07 2006 11:54 AM

I thought it was his best film, still very bad yes but his best. At least this keeps him away from destroying some other game. Props to Loken for being wise enough to not come back(even though her breasts were nice and will be missed).

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Reeven writes:
on Nov 07 2006 12:15 PM

It's a trap!

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bubbaburnstine writes:
on Nov 07 2006 01:35 PM

I don't think I've ever cared less about something on this site

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Captain Shimmy writes:
on Nov 07 2006 02:22 PM

God is punishing the moviegoers. I know He is. What other explanation is there?We allowed Uwe Boll to live and we are being smitten.

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liono86 writes:
on Nov 07 2006 03:10 PM

What an awful, dreadful film...I LOVED IT! Can't wait for Bloodrayne 2. Bring it on, baby, BRING IT ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...

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-eternity- writes:
on Nov 07 2006 04:30 PM

*creams pants in anticipation*

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standupjack writes:
on Nov 07 2006 05:46 PM

Uwe Boll for The Dark Knight!

...that would be the day I'd kill myself.

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arpeggio191 writes:
on Nov 07 2006 06:30 PM

In reply to this comment (#848273)
i can't believe you were even able to type that. it's basically blasphemy. but, that would be the day that i also kill myself.

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scottybarkbark writes:
on Nov 08 2006 11:56 AM

uwe boll gets to keep making films and yet many new filmmakers with great stories to tell are struggling to get heard

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SIRxxxTMG writes:
on Nov 08 2006 12:44 PM

Wild West? Oh shit! That's gonna rock.

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TomasSPAGHetti writes:
on Nov 08 2006 08:32 PM

In reply to this comment (#848257)
Yea I work at a Blockbuster and I've heard zero good reviews except my idiot coworker. I laugh everytime i restock it, which is like once a month maybe.

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gsundt writes:
on Nov 09 2006 02:13 PM

[b]I wonder...[/b]
Wow... A New Actress in a Uwe Boll sequel...?

Hmmm...

Oh Yea! It's still gonna suck!

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Kudos Mooney writes:
on Nov 10 2006 11:51 AM

[b]it's all about the money, baby.[/b]
uwe boll is a studio's dream. he makes shitty movies, sure, but he does them for VERY cheap by today's standards (especially for that kind of genre). and then a bunch of morons go and see the film, turning the profit. it's just about money. if it was about style, he'd have been raped and thrown in a dark backalley somewhere a long, long time ago.

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rlshaffer writes:
on Nov 10 2006 09:51 PM

[b]Re: it's all about money, baby[/b]
That's just not true. His films have all been financial flops. They lose money. Just search his films on boxofficemojo and you'll see. Plus, his films have gotten more and more expensive. He's recently finished production on a 60 million dollar film that's likely to garner less than 5 million in the B.O. I won't go into why or how he does this. Google him and I'm sure you'll get an article or two about how he gets his cash and why it doesn't matter if they turn a profit. You can also search him on Wikepedia.

Regardless, the man is a fool, a bad director. He mocks the very institution of film.

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millafan1 writes:
on Nov 14 2006 10:47 AM

Kristanna Loken is the best! I mean I understand if she doesn't wanna come back cause it kind of suck'd! But damn girl Come Back!

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millafan1 writes:
on Nov 14 2006 10:48 AM

Kristanna Loken is the best! I mean I understand if she doesn't wanna come back cause it kind of suck'd! But damn girl Come Back!

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millafan1 writes:
on Nov 14 2006 10:49 AM

Kristanna Loken is the best! I mean I understand if she doesn't wanna come back cause it kind of suck'd! But damn girl Come Back!

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synergyred writes:
on Nov 14 2006 08:40 PM

Geeze. Now I didn't think the problem with the first film was the actress. Perhaps it was more the DIRECTIOR

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