Tomato B
Tadpole (2002)
"Do we really need a 77-minute film to tell us exactly why a romantic relationship between a 15-year-old boy and a 40-year-old woman doesn’t work?"
Audrey Rock-Richardson
Splat C+
Taxi (2004)
"I admit it: I like cars. Therefore, I was unable to hate this really dumb film. "
Tomato B+
Team America: World Police (2004)
"To put it gently, this makes "Bad Santa" look positively angelic."
Tomato B-
Tears of the Sun (2003)
"The pull between Fuqua's socio-political style and Willis' Hollywood action style is evident, and the compromised film gives us neither ideal to its greatest extent."
Splat C
The Terminal (2004)
"What's less interesting than spending time in an airport? "
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
"Reminds us what the “slasher flick” genre is all about and why we used to love it so much"
Thank You For Smoking (2006)
"Wryly humorous and intelligently sarcastic."
The Polar Express (2004)
"With so many resources behind it, you’d think they could have come up with something truly spectacular on every point. "
Three Men and a Baby (1988)
"Let me just put it this way: if you've ever had a baby, spent time with a baby, or been within 20 yards of a baby, you know why this is funny."
Tomato A-
Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (2005)
"Burton makes the combination of death and love feel natural and sweet."
Tommy Boy (1995)
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Treasure Planet (2002)
"Disney gambled on the whimsical but oddball idea of catapulting a rickety old boat into space. And on some levels, it works."
Troy (2004)
"A flashy, flighty, violent heckuva good time."
Two Brothers (2004)
"An especially picturesque jungle fairytale"
Splat D
Two for the Money (2005)
"A hatefully cynical and unsympathetic look at gambling addiction."
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