Splat 5/10 |
Hairspray (2007) |
"Like your high school's production of "Grease": A musical about sex with a chastity belt strapped to its waist." |
Stephen Himes |
Tomato 3/5 |
Hancock (2008) |
"Hancock suggests the Colin Powell 'Pottery Barn' argument, but before it gets really interesting, veers wildly off course." |
Stephen Himes |
Splat 4/10 |
The Happening (2008) |
"Shyamalan's religious ideas are a lot like Bush's: Nearly theology free." |
Stephen Himes |
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Hardball (2001) |
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Jimmy O |
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Hardball (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Stephen Himes |
Tomato 6/10 |
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008) |
"If you're really, really high, you might think that H&KEfGB suggests that we are only truly free when we transcend our own racial identities." |
Stephen Himes |
Tomato 4/5 |
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle (2004) |
"A nasty, cynical, and outrageously funny look at racism and xenophobia framed around a pot-driven food run." |
Jimmy O |
Splat 2/5 |
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) |
"How desperate is Columbus if his creepy spiders look, act, and sound just like the Eight Legged Freaks" |
Stephen Himes |
Tomato 3/5 |
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) |
""Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" Looks Good and the Cast is Great. But the great mythology doesn't kick in until the last thirty minute." |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 3/5 |
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) |
"Did we mention Chris Columbus didn't direct this film?" |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) |
"Rowling's prose unwittingly resembles the monster books that try to eat the students." |
Stephen Himes |
Splat |
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) |
"Emotionally, this Harry Potter is just as inert as the popcorn-munching masses watching him." |
Jimmy O |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Head of State (2003) |
"Head of State is easy to like for its politics and humor but is hard to reccomend due to its uneven style and irrelevant complications." |
Jimmy O |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Head of State (2003) |
"Isn't this the same sort of pandering, middle-brow movie that Chris Rock used to say really means things about in his stand-up act?" |
Stephen Himes |
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Hearts in Atlantis (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Jimmy O |
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Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001) |
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Stephen Himes |
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Heist (2001) |
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Jimmy O |
Tomato 3/5 |
Hellboy (2004) |
"Hellboy is sort of a Denis Leary Catholic: Snarls a lot, tromps around in a grungy coat, and chomps on tobacco products continuously." |
Stephen Himes |
Splat 5/10 |
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) |
"Del Toro seems to use this movie as batting practice for The Hobbit." |
Stephen Himes |
Tomato 3/5 |
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005) |
"Between Matt Dillon's Jeff Gordon impersonation and the Bass Pro Shop references, this is a high time at the cinema for the NASCAR fan!" |
Jimmy O |
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High Crimes (2002) |
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Stephen Himes |
Splat 2/5 |
High Tension (2005) |
"More terrifying than Go Fish but less terrifying than the EU Constitution." |
Jimmy O |
Splat |
The Hills Have Eyes II (2007) |
"Haven't Our Soliders Suffered Enough?" |
Jimmy O |
Splat 2/5 |
A History of Violence (2005) |
"Cronenberg denounces violence by celebrating it. That in itself is more troubling than anything he portrays with A History of Violence." |
Jimmy O |
Splat 1/5 |
Hitch (2005) |
"Andy Tennant may be the best marketing guru in Hollywood. It's too bad he's directing Hitch" |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 3/5 |
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) |
"Like a good Brit, Hitchhiker's brings up something important but then gets distracted by silly names and puppets. Like Parliament." |
Jimmy O |
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Hollywood Ending (2002) |
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Jimmy O |
Splat 2/5 |
Hollywood Homicide (2003) |
"If you need any indication of the recycled business going on in Hollywood Homicide, check out the extended cop-donut gags." |
Jimmy O |
Splat 2/5 |
Hostage (2005) |
"Bruce One-Ups the Genre He Helped to Pefect. Sadly, No one Came Along." |
Jimmy O |
Splat 0/5 |
Hostel (2006) |
"While Eli Roth certainly knows the tune, he clearly doesn't know the horror genre in this thinly-veiled assault on humanity." |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 4/5 |
Hot Fuzz (2007) |
"If Frank Drebin Investigated The Wicker Man, "Don't!" miss this fun, violent tribute to the absurdity of Michael Bay." |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 4/5 |
Hotel Rwanda (2004) |
"A tragic and tastefully poised film that not only tackles human tragedy, but also faults in Western intervention." |
Jimmy O |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Hours (2002) |
"More of an exercise in literary theory than emotion-driven filmmaking, The Hours remains watchable by the sheer force of acting talent possessed by Streep, Kidman, and Moore" |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
The Hours (2002) |
" The Hours shows that film can surpass the sort of psedo-lyrical prose that tends to win Pulitzers and Pen-Faulkners." |
Stephen Himes |
Splat 2.5/5 |
House of Sand and Fog (2003) |
"I am scared of Ben Kingsley. And for that matter, Jennifer Connelly." |
Stephen Himes |
Tomato 4/5 |
Hulk (2003) |
"Ang Lee takes Hulk and constructs a thoughful, dense story on parental sin and tormented souls. For the high bar set for comic book adaptations, this easily surpasses." |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 4/5 |
Hulk (2003) |
"Film critics should be ashamed of themselves for not rallying to Hulk's cause: What the blockbuster should strive to be." |
Stephen Himes |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Human Tornado (1976) |
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Stephen Himes |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Hurt Locker (2009) |
"Just Another Day at the Office...Except These Guys Might Not Get Home. But a Brilliant, Technical Marvel." |
Jimmy O |
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Hustle (1975) |
Click here to see the review. |
Stephen Himes |
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Hustle (2004) |
Click here to see the review. |
Stephen Himes |
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