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The Majestic (2001) |
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Stephen Himes |
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Malibu's Most Wanted (2003) |
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Jimmy O |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Malibu's Most Wanted (2003) |
"Not as inspired as White Boyz." |
Stephen Himes |
Tomato 5/10 |
Mamma Mia! (2008) |
"As for Meryl Streep, you sense that she's thinking what you're thinking: That she can't actually be in this movie." |
Stephen Himes |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Man of the House (2005) |
"Tommy Lee Jones the Concept is Firmly Established" |
Jimmy O |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Man on Fire (2004) |
"Instead of looking at the corruption of its location, Man on Fire is more interested in the chemistry between Denzel and Dakota. Cue up the AMBER alert." |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) |
"Even though I sometimes think they're too clever for their own good, the Coens win again." |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Manchurian Candidate (2004) |
"With barrels aimed directly on the Democratic establishment, Demme unloads a quesy social argument seamlessly mixed with blockbuster appeal and suspensful paranoia." |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
March of the Penguins (2005) |
"For some reason, people love penguins. And March gives them plenty reason" |
Jimmy O |
Splat 0/5 |
Marci X (2003) |
"Suggests a sort of Judeo-Nubian alliance that would supposedly make uptight WASP's quake with fear. I think." |
Stephen Himes |
Splat 4/10 |
Margot at the Wedding (2007) |
"Nicole Kidman hasn't been in a movie this bleak since "Dogville."" |
Stephen Himes |
Tomato 4/5 |
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) |
"What was promised as Gladiator on the High Seas turns out to be a fascinating look at the evolutionary nature of British domain. And the audience is better for it." |
Jimmy O |
Splat 1/5 |
The Master of Disguise (2002) |
"On the bright side, it contains Jesse Ventura's best work since the XFL." |
Stephen Himes |
Tomato 4/5 |
Match Point (2005) |
"Okay, Woody. This is the Last Chance You Get. Next Time, I Swaer I am not coming back." |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Matchstick Men (2003) |
"What you call hell, Ridley Scott calls a "WHACKY" caper!" |
Jimmy O |
Splat 1/5 |
The Matrix Reloaded (2003) |
"The Matrix Reloaded makes the deathly mistake of believing that it's hype is actually mythology and buys into this whole-heartedly. The result is a dull, slow-moving piece of pretention." |
Jimmy O |
Splat 1/5 |
The Matrix Reloaded (2003) |
"We hear so much that Neo is "The One" the "Oracle" spoke of in "The Prophecy" that I began to think his midiclorines predisposed him to The Force." |
Stephen Himes |
Splat 1.5/5 |
The Matrix Revolutions (2003) |
"What began in brilliance and slumped into philisophical self-importance has ended in nothing more than a plug for future Joel Silver-envisioned merchandising." |
Jimmy O |
Splat 1/5 |
The Matrix Revolutions (2003) |
"This is the Review About What I Believe Must Be Written About the Language That Is Used By Wachowski Brothers In Their Movies About What It Is That The Matrix Must Be." |
Stephen Himes |
Tomato |
Mean Girls (2004) |
"The cinematic equivalent of a funny and sick yearbook collage." |
Jimmy O |
Splat 0/4 |
Megiddo: The Omega Code II (2001) |
"This is the work of Satan." |
Stephen Himes |
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Memento (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Jimmy O |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Men in Black II (2002) |
"The original Men in Black succeeded primarily due to the fact that director and stars had very little to lose. Enough time has passed now for the sequel where the principles seem to have way too much on the line to have any fun." |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 8/10 |
Michael Clayton (2007) |
"The story of some nice lawyers who give dozens of pro bono hours working to adopt puppies for orphans before Christmas. George Clooney plays the headmaster." |
Stephen Himes |
Tomato 4/5 |
A Mighty Wind (2003) |
"A Mighty Wind succeeds at being witty and sincere like all of Guest's and Co's. previous efforts. This time, however, there is a layer of humanity on the power of innocence that makes this film unique." |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
A Mighty Wind (2003) |
"There is no more exact statement of Hippie Sell-Out than folk songs being used to sell constipation relief." |
Stephen Himes |
Tomato 4/5 |
Milk (2008) |
"It's Amazing How Van Sant Can Pull Off Such Grace and Grit the Same Year he Gives Us to Prententious Nonsense of Paranoid Park." |
Jimmy O |
Splat 2/5 |
Million Dollar Baby (2004) |
"A phony, simplistic and cheap way for Eastwood to address an important and complicated social issue. At least Swank kicks butt." |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 4/5 |
Minority Report (2002) |
"Minority Report is the action film Kubrick never made. While at times amusing, it is truly a horrifying and fascinating piece of art. This is not only a document of our future, but a film for the future." |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Minority Report (2002) |
"What Stanley Kubrick might think of John Ashcroft's Justice Department." |
Stephen Himes |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Missing (2003) |
"Tommy Lee Jones looks like he's been on a bender with Al Gore." |
Stephen Himes |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Mission: Impossible III (2006) |
"Goes down great with a side of placenta." |
Jimmy O |
Splat 2/5 |
Monster (2003) |
"While Theron is busy acting her heart out under an extra 30 pounds and acne, Monster is busy apologizing for "forbidden love" that it forgets the power of the story." |
Jimmy O |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Monster (2003) |
"Why didn't Kimberly Peirce rescue this movie?" |
Stephen Himes |
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Monster's Ball (2001) |
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Jimmy O |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Monster-in-Law (2005) |
"Close, but no wad of chewing tobbacco out of the mouth of a Vietnam vet." |
Jimmy O |
Tomato |
Monsters, Inc. (2001) |
"A lot like Shrek, except it doesn't suck." |
Jimmy O |
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Moonlight Mile (2002) |
Click here to see the review. |
Jimmy O |
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Moulin Rouge (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2005) |
"See Mr. and Mrs. Smith and send a clear message to US Rep Roy Blunt (R-Springfield): People love Brad Pitt and he could kick your butt!" |
Jimmy O |
Splat .5/5 |
Mr. Deeds (2002) |
"So incompetently filmed that they can't even manage the production values of Dude, Where's My Car?" |
Stephen Himes |
- |
Mulholland Dr. (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Jimmy O |
- |
The Mummy Returns (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Stephen Himes |
Tomato 4/5 |
Munich (2005) |
"The Best Spielberg Film of the Past Five Months" |
Jimmy O |
- |
Murder by Numbers (2002) |
Click here to see the review. |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 3/5 |
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) |
"Only in the movies can Joey Fatone and Andrea Martin engage in Hellenic dance." |
Stephen Himes |
Tomato 4/5 |
Mystic River (2003) |
"Eastwood's hands-off directing normally leaves much to desire. But with Mystic River's powerful house cast and emotional gut-wretching story, one respects the lack of showiness and triteness." |
Jimmy O |
Tomato 4/5 |
Mystic River (2003) |
"With all this acting!, can James Lipton possibly contain himself?" |
Stephen Himes |
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