Tomato 3/5
V For Vendetta (2005)
"Recycled Orwellian nightmares are NOT relevant, but Portman and Weaving are worth the price of admission."
Jimmy O
Vacancy (2007)
"While initially resembling the "victim porn" of Hostel, Vacancy into a nice, well-done Psycho riff."
Splat 2/5
Van Helsing (2004)
"Did anyone else find Mr. Hyde's "plumber butt" funny? No, maybe Van Helsing wasn't so great after all."
Splat
Vanilla Sky (2001)
"[Vanilla Sky] results...[in] a bittersweet outside with a soft and caramel center."
Vanity Fair (2004)
"Vanity Fair nearly tanks due to Nair's anti-Brit slant. Long live the Reese!"
Splat 1.5/5
Vera Drake (2004)
"Repugnant and morally despisable; and I'm pro-choice."
Tomato 3.5/5
A Very Long Engagement (2004)
"A harrowing account of why the French ARE NOT p*****s "
Splat 2.5/5
View from the Top (2003)
"A fun feminist fairy tale running dangerously low on substance."
Splat 1/5
"The Christina Applegate renaissance is in serious jeopardy."
Stephen Himes
The Village (2004)
"Hollywood's Worst Argument Against Homeland Security since The Terminal"