Tomato 3/5 |
Haiku Tunnel (2001) |
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Tomato 3.5/5 |
Hairspray (2007) |
"It's a remake of a musical from the 80's and forgive us the bad pun, but Hairspray still holds up after all these years." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Half Nelson (2006) |
"Half Nelson feels like the choke hold is on the poor audience. It has moments of inspired acting and filmmaking, but entertainment and believability are as scarce as sober characters." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Half Past Dead (2002) |
"It would have been better if Seagal had signed a 'do not resuscitate' waiver." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Splat 1 |
Halloween: Resurrection (2002) |
"Redo the first movie, add a reality show element where everybody wears a personal cameras so not only do we get overacting, we get fuzzy video feeds and bad camera angles." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Tomato 3/5 |
Hannibal (2001) |
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Tomato 3.5/5 |
Happenstance (2001) |
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Splat 2.5/5 |
Happily Ever After (1993) |
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Splat 2.5/5 |
Happily Ever After (2005) |
"There are a few quality moments, but this fairy tale is far from enchanting." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Happiness of the Katakuris (2002) |
"The Katakuris may not be your typical innkeepers, but the family that sings together and buries dead bodies together, stays together...this is hilarious, macabre, and entertaining." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Tomato 4/5 |
Happy Accidents (2001) |
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Splat 3/5 |
Happy Endings (2005) |
"I enjoyed the journey, but I was ready to get to the ending. You can wait to catch this one on video." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Happy Feet (2006) |
"The movie is fun for a while, then you might be tempted to dance right out of the theatre. It's a little too preachy to be all happy." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Happy Times (2002) |
"A small movie with a big heart." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Splat 3/5 |
The Hard Word (2003) |
"I liked the premise and the basic storyline, it's a great mix of action and comedy, but it lacks focus." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Tomato 4/5 |
Hardball (2001) |
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Tomato 3.5/5 |
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle (2004) |
"This movie has instances of absolute hilarity... but unlike the burgers, it has a lot of unnecessary fillers. Dude, where's my hamburger?" |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Splat 2/5 |
Harrison's Flowers (2002) |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) |
"Darker and scarier than the first (especially if you don't like spiders and snakes), but there's still humor and some whimsical magic elements that make Hogwarts such a cool place." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Tomato 4/5 |
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) |
"Harry Potter fans will not be disappointed by the happenings at Hogwarts. Gone are the 'cute' little wizards and witches-to-be, but it's still magical." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) |
"The best Harry Potter adaptation so far... more emotional, scarier, and demands more from the actors portraying the young wizards, but they all deliver." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Tomato 4/5 |
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) |
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Tomato 3.5/5 |
Hart's War (2002) |
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Splat 2/5 |
Harvard Man (2002) |
"I think it was Plato who said, 'I think, therefore I know better than to rush to the theatre for this one.'" |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Hate Crime (2005) |
"It takes a turn toward vigilante justice, Texas-style, where everybody has a gun. They trade a hate crime for a crime of hate, and that mixed message overshadows the potential of this film." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Splat 2/5 |
The Haunted Mansion (2003) |
"It's hard to get excited about watching a real estate deal go down, even if it is with a bunch of ghosts." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Splat 2/5 |
Havana Nights (2004) |
"Missing the spark of the original...the only way this movie is going to be the 'time of your life' is if something wonderful happens to you on the way home from the theatre." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Tomato 4/5 |
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not (2003) |
"The movie jumps from romantic comedy to psychological thriller to mystery in a 'heartbeat'...I was engrossed every step of the way." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Splat 2/5 |
Head in the Clouds (2004) |
"There's a noticeable lack of life and energy for a movie starring a supposed free-spirit." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Splat 2/5 |
Head of State (2003) |
"This is the best that Chris Rock and Bernie Mac could come up with? In the words of Gilliam's campaign - 'That ain't right'." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Tomato 3/5 |
Head Over Heels (2001) |
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Tomato 3.5/5 |
Head-On (2005) |
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Tomato 3.5/5 |
Head-On (2005) |
"The story is beautifully and tragically melancholic." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Splat 2/5 |
Heading South (2006) |
"Okay, we'll admit that the ideal of being fawned over and adored by half-dressed men has some appeal, but this movie doesn't... sex in paradise shouldn't be this uninteresting." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Tomato 4/5 |
Heart and Souls (1993) |
"Touches your heart and soul." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Splat 3/5 |
The Heart of Me (2003) |
"The heart of the film is the performances, because the story has soap opera tragedy written all over it." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Heart of the Game (2006) |
"It's uplifting and inspiring to see a coach who brings out the best in his girls. Like the documentary Hoop Dreams, this turns out to be a whole lot more than just a movie about basketball." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Splat 1.5/5 |
The Heartbreak Kid (2007) |
"I wanted to say something clever and funny in this review, but then I decided the Farrelly brothers didn't bother to do that here, so why should I." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Tomato 3/5 |
Heartbreakers (2001) |
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Tomato 3.5/5 |
Heartlands (2002) |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Hearts in Atlantis (2001) |
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Tomato 3.5/5 |
Heaven (2002) |
"The story is a rather simplistic one: grief drives her, love drives him, and a second chance to find love in the most unlikely place - it struck a chord in me." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Hebrew Hammer (2003) |
"The movie starts out hilarious but like The Hammer's Jewish mother, it starts to nag at you after awhile." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Tomato 4/5 |
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001) |
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Tomato 4/5 |
Heights (2005) |
"This is one of those ensemble pieces where everybody is interesting (not like real life)... I didn't want this to end." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Tomato 3/5 |
Heist (2001) |
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Splat 2.5/5 |
Hellbent (2005) |
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Splat 2.5/5 |
Hellbent (2005) |
"The guys have more character development than your typical sliced-meat-to-be victims usually get... but it falls short of being that campy kind of fun." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Hellboy (2004) |
"I enjoyed the first 90 minutes and was ready to give this a recommend, but the last 30 minutes sent the movie straight to hell for me." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |
Splat 3/5 |
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005) |
"Not the kind movie to overanalyze - it's the kind that if you just sit back and enjoy the incredible silliness of it all, can make you feel like a little kid again." |
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone |