Splat 2/4 |
Sahara (2005) |
"McConaughney plays the role of dashing adventurer Dirk Pitt as if he were a party-hardy frat boy who ventured out into the real world after all campus kegs were tapped dry." |
Matt Brunson |
Splat 2/5 |
Santa Claus - The Movie (1986) |
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Matt Brunson |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Savages (1972) |
"Feels like lesser Luis Bunuel (or Derek Jarman); it's an intriguing short-film idea stretched out to feature length, worth a glance primarily as an artifact of its time." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Savages (2007) |
"A black comedy that frequently goes down like the most bitter coffee imaginable." |
Matt Brunson |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Saved! (2004) |
"Hard-line Christians will think it goes too far; open-minded Christians will think it doesn't go far enough; and non-Christians will think it doesn't go anywhere at all." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Saw (2004) |
"In this age of cookie cutter thrillers, here's one that, for better or worse (or a bit of both), stands apart from the pack." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Scarface (1983) |
"Subtle it ain't, but just try turning your eyes away from this study in stylistic excess." |
Matt Brunson |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Scary Movie 3 (2003) |
"Pamela Anderson, Simon Cowell and a Michael Jackson clone - certainly some folks' idea of a good time but little more than an act of sheer desperation as far as I'm concerned." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 4/4 |
Scenes from a Marriage (1973) |
"This raw and uncompromising movie, which should be required viewing for anyone even thinking about getting hitched, has endured as one of Bergman's finest achievements." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 4/4 |
Schindler's List (1993) |
"Many might argue that, for all its excellence, this isn't Spielberg's best movie, but it's impossible to deny its standing as his most important." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3/4 |
School of Rock (2003) |
"It sounds like the sort of sanitized product that might star Eddie Murphy (Dokken Day Care?), yet what gives the movie any semblance of an edge is Jack Black." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Science of Sleep (2006) |
"I doubt any other movie of 2006 will inspire as many walkouts as The Science of Sleep, a declaration which in itself should function as a no-holds-barred recommendation for those seeking something unusual in their moviegoing diet." |
Matt Brunson |
Splat 2/4 |
Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) |
"Trust Hollywood to take the homeliest cartoon character [Velma] this side of Olive Oyl, cast a real looker in the part, and then play up her hubba-hubba qualities." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Scooby-Doo - The Movie (2002) |
"It's the film's very awareness of its own kitsch quotient that allows it to qualify as a likable lark." |
Matt Brunson |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Scoop (2006) |
"Allen, bless his myopic soul, seems to be functioning in a vacuum." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Sea Inside (2004) |
"Respectable but undistinguished, and it places a distant second to 2004's other award winner about euthanasia (don't ask, won't tell)." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Secondhand Lions (2003) |
"This film may be all over the map, but at least it takes viewers to some interesting places." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Secret Life of Bees (2008) |
"Prince-Bythewood largely stays away from grandiloquent gestures designed to manipulate audience emotions, relying instead on sound storytelling and a set of accomplished performers to punch across the story's humanist appeal." |
Matt Brunson |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Secret Window (2004) |
"A pastiche of past thrillers, recycling its elements from The Shining, Misery, The Dark Half and just about every other King project this side of The Mangler." |
Matt Brunson |
Splat 1.5/4 |
The Seeker (2007) |
"The dark may have been rising, but my eyelids were repeatedly falling as I struggled to stay awake during the interminable and exhausting The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising." |
Matt Brunson |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Semi-Pro (2008) |
"[Reaches] a point of such creative bankruptcy that Ferrell stands poised to become as tiresome a screen jester as Robin Williams." |
Matt Brunson |
Splat 2/4 |
The Sentinel (2006) |
"Johnson doubtless planned to deliver a hand-wringing thriller filled with unexpected twists and turns, but even good intentions can find themselves caught in the line of fire." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 4/5 |
Sergeant York (1941) |
No article available. |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
A Serious Man (2009) |
"It's unclassifiable -- and also one of the best movies of the year." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Seven Beauties (1976) |
"Lina Wertmuller's audacious art-house hit is at once ruthless, sadistic and cynical -- it's also very funny, using its black comedy trappings to unearth laughs where none should exist." |
Matt Brunson |
Splat 2/4 |
Seven Pounds (2008) |
"With their latest collaboration, it seems as if [Smith and Muccino] were engaged in the pursuit of crappyness." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 4/4 |
The Seventh Seal (1957) |
"As a youth, perhaps no other film opened my eyes to the wonderful possibilities of cinema as much as The Seventh Seal." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Sex and the City - The Movie (2008) |
"As for the fanboys, they really should do something more beneficial to humankind than attacking female-centric films every chance they get -- ever hear of that proverbial long walk off a short pier?" |
Matt Brunson |
Splat 1/4 |
The Shaggy Dog (2006) |
"Allen is given far too many opportunities to grotesquely ham it up -- for his next film, how about a nice, quiet role as a corpse?" |
Matt Brunson |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Shall We Dance? (2004) |
"Lopez's pout doesn't convey tragedy as much as brattiness, as if the catastrophe in Paulina's life was that she had missed out on a clearance sale at her favorite shoe store." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Shanghai Knights (2003) |
"If you're gonna insist on making a distressingly formulaic sequel to a distressingly formulaic comedy, then this might be the way to go, by overstuffing it with so much nonsensical material that some of it is bound to charm through sheer willpower." |
Matt Brunson |
Splat 2/4 |
Shark Tale (2004) |
"Amazingly, today's two biggest media whores aren't on hand as, say, Larry King Mackerel and Stingray Leno." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Shattered Glass (2003) |
"The surprise of Shattered Glass is that it's ultimately a celebration of journalistic integrity." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Shaun of the Dead (2004) |
"The comedy quotient makes this more accessible to general audiences than most movies centering on the undead." |
Matt Brunson |
Splat 1.5/4 |
She Hate Me (2004) |
"The notion that all these [lesbians] are physically and emotionally satisfied by their trysts with Jack would have played well at the recent Republican National Convention." |
Matt Brunson |
Splat 2/4 |
Shoot 'Em Up (2007) |
"While gorehounds and fanboys will line up (if only to see two examples of death by carrot stick), it's 50-50 as to whether other palates will savor this particular dish." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Shooter (2007) |
"Comparisons to Sylvester Stallone's equally ill-treated combat vet from two decades ago are paper-thin, since this film is anything but a Rambore." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 5/5 |
The Shop on Main Street (1965) |
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Matt Brunson |
Tomato 4/4 |
Short Cuts (1993) |
"Rarely has a slice-of-life film been so delicious to consume." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Shortbus (2006) |
"What makes Shortbus unusual for an American movie is that it isn't frightened of sex, it doesn't reduce the act to insensitive frat boy gyrations, and it doesn't employ it as a bludgeoning weapon." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Shrek 2 (2004) |
"In a movie filled with imaginative bits, [Puss In Boots] emerges as the cat's meow." |
Matt Brunson |
Splat 2/4 |
Shrek the Third (2007) |
"Both the donkey and the kitty have largely been neutered, and the film's makers didn't bother to introduce any compelling new characters to pick up the slack." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Shut Up & Sing (2006) |
"We come to realize to what extent Natalie Maines ranks as an American heroine." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Sicko (2007) |
"A patriotic American who believes that no one should be left behind, Moore employs his latest film as a bludgeoning tool against insidious insurance companies and the corrupt politicians who let them get away with murder -- often literally." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Sideways (2004) |
"The film itself should be approached like a fine wine: Uncork it, give it time to breathe, and then luxuriate in its rich, heady flavor.
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Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Simpsons Movie (2007) |
"Crafting a motion picture from a current television series that's been around for nearly two decades is a dicey proposition, but The Simpsons Movie fills the larger dimensions of the theater screen quite nicely." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Sin City (2005) |
"The glee with which Rodriguez films the sadism may be off-putting, but the joy with which he pays tribute to both the comic form and film noir is positively infectious." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Sin Nombre (2009) |
"Sin Nombre marks an impressive feature-film debut for Cary Joji Fukunaga, albeit more as a director than a writer." |
Matt Brunson |
Splat 1.5/4 |
The Singing Detective (2003) |
"Downey and Mel Gibson ... perform well under the circumstances, but the rest of this wayward production sustains one long, flat note." |
Matt Brunson |
Tomato 3/4 |
Sir! No Sir! (2006) |
"Because there's a contemporary vibe to David Zeiger's informative Vietnam War documentary, the film is able to exist on two separate (if unavoidably linked) plateaus." |
Matt Brunson |