Tomato B-
Cabin Fever (2003)
"There is something about hillbilly ninjas that just speaks to me."
Danny Minton
Tomato A-
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
"DiCaprio and Hanks possess such great chemistry, that, although they are enemies, you just have to smile as they both work against each other."
Splat C-
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
"Like a man overcoming his shortcomings by buying Corvette, Full Throttle uses near nudity, explosions, and tons of fight sequences to overcompensate for its inadequacies."
Tomato A+
Chicago (2002)
"This is as breathtaking a spectacle as these eyes have seen in years."
Tomato B+
City by the Sea (2002)
"This is a darn good story that is solidly presented."
City of God (2003)
"This is an amazing film that grabs hold of you and nearly strangles you with its honesty and brutality."
Cold Mountain (2003)
"Cold Mountain is the best Civil War film since Gone with the Wind. "
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)
"I got tired of looking at George’s butt in Solaris, and I felt the same of Rockwell here."
Splat C+
The Core (2003)
"I don’t know what they did with their 85 million dollar budget, but it sure wasn’t used appropriately."
The Country Bears (2002)
"Many went to see the attraction for the sole reason that it was hot outside and there was air conditioning inside, and I don’t think that A.C. will help this movie one bit."
Cradle 2 the Grave (2003)
"The director chose to get so close to the action that you can’t even tell what Li is doing half the time (or if it is Li at all)."
Tomato B
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course (2002)
"Watching Steve come close to death has never been more fun."