...And God Spoke (1994)

"Mel Gibson should have studied this."

10,000 B.C. (2008)

"Sets new standards for stupidity. This is like Uwe Boll with a budget. This is the village idiot of movies."

13 Ghosts (1960)

"Quaint, creaky, and probably worse than the remake"

1408 (2007)

"Pretty much a standard Stephen King adaptation that wasn't made by Brian DePalma, Stanley Kubrick or David Cronenberg."

18 Again! (1988)

"Hardly the worst of this peculiar sub-genre."

2 Days In Paris (2007)

"The closest anyone has come to making a Woody Allen film apart from Allen himself. Moreover, she's made a good Woody Allen film."

20 Million Miles to Earth (1957)

"Nifty effects and the usual 1950s sci-fi acting"

2012 (2009)

"Emmerich's desire to cram as many hairbreadth escapes and eternities of suspense as possible into one movie ultimately feels more like an eternity plain and simple."

21 Grams (2003)

"Even when the film doesn't quite jell it's impossible to escape the sense that we're in the presence of a developing filmmaker who's taking us places we've never been."

28 Days Later (2003)

"Danny Boyle's new shocker is intense, disturbing, thought-provoking and clearly the horror movie of the year."

3 Godfathers (1948)

"Gorgeously photographed Ford version of the often filmed story."

30 Days of Night (2007)

"The premise is slightly intriguing, but the execution is blander than Josh Hartnett's screen presence."

The 39 Steps (1935)

"A brilliant piece of pure -- and purely enjoyable -- filmmaking."

4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days (2008)

"I'm glad I saw it, even though I can't imagine ever wanting to see it again."

The 400 Blows (1959)

"Alive with the joy of filmmaking for its own sake."

The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T (1953)

"One day I may understand all the fuss over this."

500 Days of Summer (2009)

"One of those rare highly touted movies that's sometimes even better than the touting would have you believe."

8 1/2 Women (1999)

"More than a couple taboos are broken in 8 1/2 Women and as many more are at least badly battered."

8 Women (2002)

"Most of the ideas in 8 Women are similar to other things %u2013 and that's both the point and the delight of this strange confection, which can best be described as a highly theatrical musical-comedy version of Gosford Park."

88 Minutes (2008)

"Manages to pack a solid four-stars worth of unintentional hilarity into one-and-a-half-stars worth of bad movie."

9 1/2 Weeks (1986)

"It's an Adrian Lyne picture. Do you need to know more?"

976-Evil (1988)

"There are worse horror flicks, but that doesn't make this worth watching."