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Critics / Publications / Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas)

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Authors
    • Mark Collette
    • Jonathan R. Perry

Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas)

  
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Source Table
Rating Title Year Quote Author

Splat
2/4

Half Past Dead (2002)

"... satisfies neither intellectually nor viscerally."

Mark Collette

Splat
2/5

The Handmaid's Tale (1990)

No article available.

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
2/5

Hangar 18 (1981)

No article available.

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
2.5/4

Happy Feet (2006)

"The long march across the Antarctic wasteland ... sometimes feels just as arduous as the real thing."

Mark Collette

Tomato
5/5

The Harder They Come (1973)

No article available.

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
0/5

Hardly Working (1981)

"Cannonball in maven ... eeee ...yeah! My cat could eat a spool of celluloid and crap a better film than this."

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
2.5/4

Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle (2004)

"Instantly forgettable but fun."

Jonathan R. Perry

Tomato
4/5

Harold and Maude (1971)

"Dark, lovably eccentric tale of platonic love that works on logic uniquely its own."

Jonathan R. Perry

Tomato
3.5/4

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

"Where the first film was the exposition, the follow-up is the reward — taking our heroes on a darker, more rewarding journey as we watch them deepen and mature with time."

Jonathan R. Perry

Tomato
3/4

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

"Stylistically, the most stylistically stunning film of the series ceases to be wondrous ... once its characters enter the painfully petty years of adolescence."

Jonathan R. Perry

Tomato
3/4

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

"The darkest, most heavily plotted and handsomely crafted film of the three, but what’s missing without Chris Columbus in the director’s chair is the gee-whiz sense of wonder."

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
2/4

The Haunted Mansion (2003)

"Eddie Murphy has been many things to many people in his tempestuous career. Until now, 'mayo-and-bologna-on-white' hasn't been one of them. "

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
1/4

Head of State (2003)

"Not merely satisfied with stereotyping whites, Rock insists on taking shots at blacks, fat people, poor people and even spina bifida patients."

Mark Collette

Tomato
5/5

Heaven Can Wait (1978)

No article available.

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
2/5

Heaven's Prisoners (1996)

No article available.

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
0/5

Hell Comes to Frogtown (1987)

"If you rent a film with this title, you deserve whatever you get. Utter crapola."

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
2/4

Hellboy (2004)

"The trouble with computer graphics in films these days is that a computer doesn't have half the imagination of a human."

Mark Collette

Tomato
4/5

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1990)

No article available.

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
1/4

Hey Arnold! The Movie (2002)

"I still can't surmise what possible appeal the football-headed crusader and his neighborhood gang might have for anyone who's evolved beyond primordial ooze."

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
2/4

Hidalgo (2004)

"Will Hidalgo survive the brutal desert to demand more creative control over his next film?"

Mark Collette

Splat
2/4

Hide and Seek (2005)

"Its great surprise assaults our better judgment."

Mark Collette

Tomato
4/5

High Art (1998)

No article available.

Jonathan R. Perry

Tomato
5/5

High Noon (1952)

"THE great American Western."

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
1.5/4

High Tension (2005)

"All the inhumanity we endure exists only to titillate for its own sake — the ritualized, sadomasochistic violence is the payoff itself. That’s not art — that's pornography. "

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
0/4

Highwaymen (2004)

"Elicits groans and the wrong kind of laughter."

Mark Collette

Splat
1.5/4

The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

"Alexandre Aja's take on Wes Craven's cult classic is lurid grindhouse trash, posturing as a satirical screed about American Cold War jingoism and irresponsible nuclear policy."

Jonathan R. Perry

Tomato
4/4

A History of Violence (2005)

"A tense, tight and pithy thriller with such superb restraint that almost every detail matters -- and therefore shouldn’t be spoiled."

Mark Collette

Splat
2.5/4

Hitch (2005)

"Merely cute when it could be affecting, pleasant when it could be relevant."

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
2/4

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

""Golly bum, it’s so darn … good natured that I wanted to like it — until it became obvious whimsy can reach toxic levels in the human bloodstream. La da di, la di da."

Jonathan R. Perry

Tomato
3/5

Hocus Pocus (1993)

No article available.

Jonathan R. Perry

Tomato
3.5/4

Holes (2003)

"Kids aren’t dumb. They have opinions, hopes and dreams that deserve to be recognized and exercised, and cinema should be an engaging experience full of power and potential — not a babysitter. 'Holes' is not a babysitter."

Jonathan R. Perry

Tomato
3/4

Hollywood Homicide (2003)

"As in last winter’s unfairly overlooked 'Dark Blue,' Ron Shelton lures us into his underground lair with genre clichés only to sucker-punch us with something unexpected."

Jonathan R. Perry

Tomato
3/5

Hollywood Shuffle (1987)

No article available.

Jonathan R. Perry

Tomato
3/5

Honeymoon in Vegas (1992)

No article available.

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
2.5/4

Hoodwinked (2006)

"The Edwards show immense creative potential; they just didn't find it all in this particular forest."

Mark Collette

Splat
1/4

Hoot (2006)

"Unrelentingly sweet, and dull as driftwood."

Mark Collette

Splat
2.5/4

Hostage (2005)

"This is the action-movie machine, whereby special effects become the story rather than a logical result of the story."

Mark Collette

Tomato
3.5/4

Hostel (2006)

"A steady, grueling, suspenseful march to a raucous finish that is likely to give it a devoted cult following."

Mark Collette

Tomato
4/4

Hotel Rwanda (2004)

"It's all the more successful ... when we realize the sad truth that even a film this powerful isn't likely to change policy."

Mark Collette

Tomato
3/5

Hotel Terminus - The Life and Times of Klaus Barbie (1988)

No article available.

Jonathan R. Perry

Tomato
3/5

Houdini (1953)

No article available.

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
2.5/4

The Hours (2002)

"For all its grandiloquent intentions of mapping the human condition and its often thin veil of sanity over three generations, 'The Hours' is a melodrama that would feel right at home on the Lifetime network."

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
1/5

House 2 - The Second Story (1987)

"If fewer critics were to decry how bad it is, this in-name-only sequel would succumb to the obscurity it deserves."

Jonathan R. Perry

Tomato
4/5

House of Wax (1953)

No article available.

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
0/4

How High (2001)

"Sinfully tasteless cinema was everywhere in 2001 - but this movie is so bad it's Freudian."

Jonathan R. Perry

Tomato
4/5

How the West Was Won (1962)

No article available.

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
0/4

How to Deal (2003)

"Fails to acknowledge the real problems teenagers face."

Mark Collette

Splat
2.5/4

Hulk (2003)

"Here’s the good news: After months of intense tinkering and desperate repair, 'Hulk' no longer looks like Gumby on steroids. Here’s the bad news: It may be the most singularly confused comic book adaptation ever to reach the silver screen."

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
1/5

Humongous (1981)

No article available.

Jonathan R. Perry

Splat
2/4

The Hunted (2003)

"It might appeal to the action junkie, and that’s fine — there’s an audience for that. If I come in expecting to shift my brain into neutral, I’m willing to do that. I might even enjoy it. But don’t tease me with overtures of something more if you can’t de"

Jonathan R. Perry

  
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