Splat D- |
D.E.B.S. (2005) |
"A debacle, a debasement of common sense and debatably the worst movie to be released so far this year." |
Edward Havens |
Tomato B |
The Da Vinci Code (2006) |
"It's a long trip around religious theories and elaborate puzzles, but it's a trip worth taking for some slow-burn decoding delights." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat D |
The Da Vinci Code (2006) |
"It is simply one of those movies which may have been made with the best of intentions but tries to appeal to too many people to be remotely interesting." |
Edward Havens |
Tomato B |
Danny Deckchair (2004) |
"The premise is preposterous, the situations are silly and the finale is fairly fallow. Yet the film still [is]... a simple and joyous affair." |
Edward Havens |
Splat C |
The Darjeeling Limited (2007) |
"The new 20th Century-Fox Home Video release of "The Darjeeling Limited" offers quite a conundrum for fans of Wes Anderson..." |
Edward Havens |
Tomato A+ |
Dark Blue (2003) |
"Kurt Russell brings forth a stunning, powerful performance which should once and for all remind... he deserves to be at the top of the A-list for his generation." |
Edward Havens |
Tomato 4/5 |
Dark Eyes (1987) |
No article available. |
Edward Havens |
Tomato B+ |
Dark Water (2005) |
"It's familiar material twisted into interesting directions, and even if it doesn’t always succeed dramatically, the attempt is clear, and I appreciate the film for that alone." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat D |
Dark Water (2005) |
"Would have been... more entertaining as an absurdist comedy about the troubles one woman will go through in order to not live in Queens, the Bronx or (God forbid) Jersey." |
Edward Havens |
Splat F |
Date Movie (2006) |
"It's just February, and we've already found a film worse than BloodRayne. I didn't think it would happen that fast, but here we are." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato A |
Dave Chappelle's Block Party (2006) |
"Dave Chappelle's Block Party is an overwhelmingly delightful and energetic creation, welcoming the audience to come join the fun. It's impossible to resist the invitation." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato A- |
Dave Chappelle's Block Party (2006) |
"A good time should be had by all." |
Edward Havens |
Splat D+ |
Dawn of the Dead (2004) |
Click here to see the review. |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B- |
The Day After Tomorrow (2004) |
"More than a cubic zirconia but far from a diamond, the film should find as many supporters as it does detractors as it spends at least one week leveling the competition." |
Edward Havens |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Day of the Jackal (1973) |
No article available. |
Edward Havens |
Splat C |
De-Lovely (2004) |
Click here to see the review. |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato 5/5 |
Dead Alive (1993) |
No article available. |
Edward Havens |
Tomato A- |
Dear Frankie (2005) |
"Frankie isn't a typical award winner, but its calm, kindhearted charms are the selling point here, along with the great performances from the cast." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B+ |
Dear Wendy (2005) |
"Wendy might have a bizarre sense of locale and idolatry, but the imagination of the filmmakers is just enough to help swallow their incredibly condescending posturing." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B |
Deep Blue (2005) |
"Deep Blue isn’t as fortunate with screen dimensions, but it works, if only because it’s hard to deny the vast beauty and mysteries that lie in our abyssal oceans." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato A- |
Deep Sea (IMAX) (2006) |
"Deep Sea easily ends up one of the best times I've ever had inside an Imax theater." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato A |
The Departed (2006) |
"Departed is tonally confident and visually ambitious in ways only Scorsese can pull off with gusto and precision, scored with a hiccupy mix-tape of bash-ya-head-in tunes from a broken iPod." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat C+ |
Derailed (2005) |
"The troubles of Derailed only sink in during the final act, when the tale begins to twist in ways that are unnecessary and deal a critical blow to the swift pace." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato A- |
Derailed (2005) |
Click here to see the review. |
Darwin Mayflower |
Tomato A- |
The Descent (2006) |
"Descent is everything The Cave wasn't: edge-of-your-seat terrifying, atmospheric, and frightfully inventive." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat D- |
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) |
"Schneider has proven repeatedly that nothing is going to kill his career, but if the case ever goes to trial, European Gigolo should put him away for life." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Devil and Max Devlin (1980) |
No article available. |
Edward Havens |
Splat C- |
The Devil Wears Prada (2006) |
"The filmmakers have defanged the entire idea, choosing to turn Andrea's trip to hell and back into a series of pre-digested I heart New York sequences aimed at the average Perez Hilton reader." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato A- |
The Devil's Rejects (2005) |
"Free from studio baggage and delays, Zombie has created the semi-sequel, The Devil's Rejects, and he's found a crackerjack vehicle for his particular brand of madness." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat D+ |
Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005) |
"Woman leaves the audience with the burden of maintaining a church-appropriate patience to appreciate the small charms to be found in Perry's berserk creation." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato A- |
DIG! (2004) |
"Dig! is a mesmerizing portrayal of the madness called “rock star,” and a gripping look into the souring of a friendship founded in ambition." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato 5/5 |
Diner (1982) |
"Even with all its accolades, it's still an underappreciated gem" |
Edward Havens |
Tomato 3/5 |
Dirty Dancing (1987) |
No article available. |
Edward Havens |
Splat D |
Dirty Love (2005) |
"An hour and a half of uninspired dreck." |
Edward Havens |
Tomato B |
A Dirty Shame (2004) |
"Shame is a carnal freak show, with Waters as the carnie daring audiences to come on in and have a look at the insanity." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato A- |
District B13 (2006) |
"The energy of the film is breathtaking, and the sheer momentum of the direction and talent make up for any artistic drought." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato A |
Divine Intervention (2003) |
Click here to see the review. |
Ray Caligiure |
Tomato A- |
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) |
"Silly, outlandish, and an all-around good time at the movies." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato |
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) |
"Should the film stick to the same zany tone that "Zoolander" exhibited, we're looking at a big sleeper for summer 2004-- the bells and whistles here make this a gem." |
Chris Faile |
Tomato A- |
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) |
Click here to see the review. |
Chris Faile |
Tomato A- |
Dogville (2003) |
Click here to see the review. |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat D |
Dogville (2003) |
"Never rises to the abilities of its impressive cast, and will stretch the boundaries of acceptable tolerance with its intended audience." |
Edward Havens |
Splat C- |
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005) |
"An interesting failure" |
Edward Havens |
Splat F |
Domino (2005) |
"How else could a nightmare of sight and sound like Domino be explained? Tony Scott has lost his storytelling abilities, and now he wants to punish us all." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat C- |
Domino (2005) |
"Scott's exasperating all flash, no substance approach to storytelling is exactly why his latest film... works as little as it does." |
Edward Havens |
Tomato B+ |
Don't Come Knocking (2006) |
"Knocking could be considered a coming out party for Sam Shepard, who turns in a performance that effectively erases the bitter taste of the last ten years of his career" |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat D |
Doom (2005) |
"It comes as no surprise that the director blunders the material badly, if you can even call it material to begin with." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B |
The Door in the Floor (2004) |
Click here to see the review. |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat D |
Dot the I (2005) |
"Parkhill flips on the plot twist machine, and Dot the I becomes excruciatingly ridiculous in a multitude of ways." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato A |
Down With Love (2003) |
"Those of us who have made motion pictures a passion will find extra joy in all the little cinematic in-jokes." |
Edward Havens |
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