Splat D+ |
Happy Endings (2005) |
"Happy Endings needed much more than the intricacies of styling gel to explore the heart of its characters." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat D+ |
Hard Candy (2005) |
"Wilson might be playing a rapist of teenagers, but after 10 minutes of watching Page contort and stammer in such a loud, self-aware fashion, he doesn't look like such a bad guy after all." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat C |
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle (2004) |
"Features quite possibly the worst, most unfunny scene of the 2004 film year." |
Brian Orndorf |
- |
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) |
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Tomato A- |
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) |
"Goblet of Fire is easily the most confident of the series, with the production finally comfortable with the demands of the divided audience, and not afraid to please both." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat D |
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) |
"What was a sneaking suspicion after the first three movies has become irrefutable proof [here]: if you are not a fan of, and intimately familiar with, the Harry Potter novels, you're not welcome here" |
Edward Havens |
Splat C- |
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) |
"This chapter leaves me little enthused for the future." |
Edward Havens |
Tomato A |
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Dark Savant |
Splat C+ |
Harsh Times (2006) |
"Harsh Times certainly wins points for being a vivid evocation of Los Angeles criminal life; I only wish Ayer had stuck with the almost improvisational feeling of the film's midsection for the whole shebang." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat D+ |
Harvard Man (2002) |
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Cassy Havens |
Splat C- |
The Haunted Mansion (2003) |
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Brian Orndorf |
Splat D+ |
Havana Nights (2004) |
"It's been 17 years since Dirty Dancing took the world by storm, and all these years later, Havana Nights is here to remind everyone just how to strike when the iron is ice cold." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato |
Havana Nights (2004) |
"I was expecting very little from this script, and it raised my expectations for the film greatly...It molds a great deal of the franchise's first film and makes an even more compelling film than the original." |
Chris Faile |
Tomato B+ |
Havana Nights (2004) |
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Chris Faile |
Splat D- |
Haven (2006) |
"As much as I was bored to tears with the drama, I was fascinated by where Flowers was going with this train wreck." |
Brian Orndorf |
- |
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not (2003) |
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Splat C |
Heartbreak Hospital (2002) |
"The leads we are given here are simply too bland to be interesting." |
Edward Havens |
- |
Hearts in Atlantis (2001) |
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Tomato B- |
Hellboy (2004) |
"With Hellboy, this battle between story and effects is one that is bitterly fought." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B |
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005) |
"Herbie: Fully Loaded is a solid bit of wacky fun that reintroduces the franchise back onto solid ground." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato A+ |
Hero (2004) |
"One of the most beautiful works of cinema to be presented in American theatres in this lifetime... It is a perfect film." |
Edward Havens |
Splat C |
Hidalgo (2004) |
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Brian Orndorf |
Splat D+ |
Hide and Seek (2005) |
"Seek ends with a whimper and not a bang, but at least it finally ends; sadly, this turns out to be the highlight of the experience." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato A- |
High Tension (2005) |
"A roaring splatter flick that effectively makes up for all the pain and suffering caused by the recent wave of faux-horror films the 12 year-olds love these days." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B+ |
A History of Violence (2005) |
"This is an weird, grotesque, funny, and disturbing picture that drips of David Cronenberg’s touch all the way through." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat C |
A History of Violence (2005) |
"Eventually does not hold up due to its own ambivalence towards its subject matter." |
Edward Havens |
Splat C |
Hitch (2005) |
"It's just too bad that Smith wanted to play it so safe and so easy when Hitch could've benefited from a stronger vision and much bigger laughs." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat D- |
The Hitcher (2007) |
"Zachary Knighton's second-rate impersonation of Matthew Lillard's Shaggy makes one long for C. Thomas Howell's irresolute interpretation of Jim Halsey (truly an amazing feat)." |
Edward Havens |
Tomato B |
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) |
"Guide is a gigantic, bizarre, science fiction, philosophical, slapstick comedy. And it’s an extremely entertaining one at that." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B |
Hollywoodland (2006) |
"Hollywoodland uses Simo to avoid many of the formulaic traps laid for bio-pics, but seeing how incredible Affleck is and how well Coulter stages the Superman wonder years, it's a shame they didn't go the obvious route." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B- |
Home on the Range (2004) |
"It’s bittersweet that the era has to end on this accomplished, but awfully slight entry and not on a blockbuster." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat D+ |
Honey (2003) |
"Honey has an earnestness that’s hard to ignore, but easy to dislike." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato 3/5 |
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989) |
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Edward Havens |
Splat D- |
Honeymooners (2005) |
"Maybe my memory is a little hazy, but I fail to remember any booger jokes or gas siphoning gags in the Gleeson creation" |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat C+ |
Hoot (2006) |
"Shriner just doesn't have the skills yet to turn lightweight scuffle into heavyweight preaching without bringing down the whole production." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat C+ |
Hostage (2005) |
"The last 30 minutes is a terribly busy bore, and does an excellent job of creating a bad taste to a film that isn't a complete washout and a decent genre exercise." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat D |
Hotel (2003) |
"An early favorite for Worst Film of 2003" |
Edward Havens |
Tomato B+ |
Hotel Rwanda (2004) |
"George has constructed a fine dramatic feature, and a good first step to educating the masses on this disturbing event." |
Brian Orndorf |
- |
House of 1000 Corpses (2003) |
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The Real Dick Hollywood |
Splat D+ |
House of D (2005) |
"It's a heartfelt production, and a tough one to kick around, but to recommend it on intentions alone would be making many innocent people suffer." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato A- |
House of Flying Daggers (2004) |
"For what "Daggers" is, a chop-socky epic, it is a stunning work worthy of inclusion with the best of the genre." |
Edward Havens |
Tomato A |
House of Sand and Fog (2003) |
"An important indictment against intolerance of all kinds, and an exceptional work whose very subject will likely scare off the very audiences who need to see it the most." |
Edward Havens |
Tomato B+ |
House of Wax (2005) |
"This Wax is more junk food quality, skipping along inside its traditional horror trappings with eagerness and a rare lack of cynicism or pale ghost children." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B+ |
How to Eat Fried Worms (2006) |
"Hey, kids love the gross-out material, and Worms delivers on that guarantee with vast amounts of charm and upbeat execution. I just wouldn't recommend getting popcorn at the concession stand beforehand." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B+ |
The Human Stain (2003) |
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Brian Orndorf |
Splat D |
Humpday (2009) |
"Sadly, the most interesting characters in "Humpday" are not the main focuses of the story." |
Edward Havens |
Tomato A |
The Hurt Locker (2009) |
"Bigelow has successfully built a vision of war rarely seen on screen, a visceral nearly first person perspective of war where the rush of combat is a welcomed relief." |
Edward Havens |
Splat C+ |
Hustle & Flow (2005) |
"If the film wasn’t teetering enough on the edge of formula for the first two acts, it sinks like a stone into absurdity when tempers flare and guns are drawn for the finale." |
Brian Orndorf |
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