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Rating Title Year Quote Author

Tomato
B+

Madagascar (2005)

"In an ocean of family films that either try too hard or aim too low, Madagascar is a charming, genuinely funny picture that provides a good ride for adults and kids."

Brian Orndorf

Splat
D+

Madea's Family Reunion (2006)

"Madea is one extended, brutal soap opera, stacked with mediocre actors in an endless "smell the fart" acting contest (Lynn Whitfield wins), and kills any chance for important messages to be taken seriously."

Brian Orndorf

Tomato
A-

Magnificent Desolation: Walking on the Moon 3D (2005)

"The film is adoring and respectful to the history of the space program, and earnestly hopeful that what was accomplished before can be expanded on for the future."

Brian Orndorf

-

The Majestic (2001)

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Splat
C-

Man in the Chair (2007)

"A film that probably never wouldn't have seen the light of a projector if it wasn't for some kind of "Let's get Actor X that long-deserved Oscar" grab."

Edward Havens

Splat
D

Man of the House (2005)

"Man of the House isn’t offensive, but it’s a waste of time, potential, and, well, cheerleader cinema."

Brian Orndorf

Splat
D

Man of the Year (2006)

"Man has the kind of dizzying tonal changes that makes one wonder if a P.A. should've administered a breathalyzer test on Levinson during production."

Brian Orndorf

Splat
D-

Man on Fire (2004)

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Brian Orndorf

Tomato
A

Man On Wire (2008)

"Sits alongside "The Thin Blue Line" and "Hoop Dreams" as a non-fictional narrative which changes the rules of its genre."

Edward Havens

Tomato
B+

Management (2009)

"To be completely honest, I was ready to walk out of the new Jennifer Aniston movie "Management" after ten minutes."

Edward Havens

Tomato
B+

The Manchurian Candidate (2004)

"Jonathan Demme's reworking of the tale's cold war leanings into homeland security ones are a nice match to the source material."

Brian Orndorf

Tomato
B

Manderlay (2006)

"Dubious intentions aside, Manderlay is an engrossing piece of art-house cinema, relying heavily on talent to make its points."

Brian Orndorf

Splat
D

Manderlay (2006)

"One should be happy to learn "Manderlay" is better than "Dogville," if only because it is forty-five minutes shorter."

Edward Havens

Splat
C-

Marathon (2004)

"A minimalist’s dream film, “Marathon” should be able to find a small but very devoted group of fans, eager to experience something quiet and thought-provoking."

Edward Havens

Splat
C+

Marie Antoinette (2006)

"The biggest disappointment of the year"

Brian Orndorf

Splat
D

The Marine (2006)

"The Marine proudly admits that it's junk. Who am I to disagree?"

Brian Orndorf

Splat
1/5

The Marrying Man (1991)

No article available.

Edward Havens

Splat
D

Martin & Orloff

"While there are some inspired moments of merriment, the overall product leaves much to be desired."

Edward Havens

Tomato
B+

Martin Scorsese Presents: Val Lewton

"We may not learn much about who Val Lewton was. We may never truly know what made him tick. And we might find ourselves too engrossed in what we see and hear to even care."

Edward Havens

Tomato
B+

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)

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Brian Orndorf

Tomato
B+

Match Point (2005)

"Match Point provides just enough reason to fall in love with Woody Allen again, with the auteur creating cracking good drama for the first time in a very long time"

Brian Orndorf

Splat
C-

Material Girls (2006)

"At the very least, Material answers the question everyone wants to know: yes, Haylie is the better actress."

Brian Orndorf

Tomato
B+

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

"It doesn’t quite answer all the questions, but it delivers the thrills and the reverence."

Brian Orndorf

Splat
C

Mean Girls (2004)

"Trafficking unknowingly in stale teen girl flick clichés and failing to maintain a narrative flow past the hour mark, Mean Girls is a disappointment."

Brian Orndorf

Tomato
4/5

The Mean Season (1984)

No article available.

Edward Havens

Splat
C

Meet the Fockers (2004)

"Meet the Fockers is stuck somewhere between being absolutely hilarious and one of the worst comedies ever committed to celluloid. "

Brian Orndorf

Splat
C-

Melinda and Melinda (2005)

"Melinda returns Woody Allen to more steady ground; yet, his film still feels like a work completed with one eye closed."

Brian Orndorf

Tomato
B

Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)

"Meticulously produced and detailed, Geisha is a feast for the eyes, but icy to the touch."

Brian Orndorf

Tomato
B

Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)

"Feels more like a calculated product than a work of art."

Edward Havens

Tomato
B-

Metal: A Headbanger's Journey (2005)

"Acts not as the window for the outsider into the spectacle of heavy metal music, as the filmmakers proclaim it to be, but an unprovoked fan's defense for liking what he likes"

Edward Havens

Tomato
B

Metallica: Some Kind of Monster (2004)

"There is no better time for this film to be, even if its appeal would be mostly limited to band fans and sociologists."

Edward Havens

-

Metropolis (1927)

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-

Metropolis (2002)

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Tomato
B

Miami Vice (2006)

"The film is so visually vivid, Mann could almost get away with taking out the ham-fisted dialog completely and let the whole thing run silent."

Brian Orndorf

Splat
D+

Michael Jackson's This Is It (2009)

"There's only going to be two camps concerning [This Is It]: those who will absolutely love it and those who wouldn't go to see it except under penalty of death."

Edward Havens

Splat
D-

Michael Moore Hates America (2004)

"Wilson is just a softhearted guy mistaking boldfaced imitation for bravery and 'truth'...Good heavens, the hypocrisy is deafening."

Brian Orndorf

Tomato
B-

A Mighty Heart (2007)

"Every day, we are reminded how much of a great beauty Angelina Jolie is. But it's not every day we are reminded how much of a great actress Jolie is."

Edward Havens

Splat
D-

Milk and Honey (2005)

"Without a single redeeming character or moment that rings true, audiences will likely cheer for all the bad things that happen to this truly reprehensible couple."

Edward Havens

Tomato
A

Millennium Actress (2003)

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Cassy Havens

Tomato
A+

Million Dollar Baby (2004)

"It takes place in a brutal sporting world, but pay no mind; Baby is intimate, tender, and an immaculately built drama."

Brian Orndorf

Tomato
A+

Million Dollar Baby (2004)

"The crowning achievement in an incredible career of a true American icon."

Edward Havens

Tomato
B

Millions (2005)

"Millions is almost lyrical in the way it revels in this underage perspective, as if Boyle were living out his own money fantasies."

Brian Orndorf

Tomato
B

Milwaukee, Minnesota (2005)

"Being grandiose would ruin the effect of this humble, winning feature. "

Brian Orndorf

Tomato
B

Mindhunters (2005)

"Mindhunters pulses with style and confidence, even when it doesn’t have a clue how to figure itself out."

Brian Orndorf

-

Minority Report (2002)

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Tomato
A-

Miracle (2004)

"The film is about the moment of victory, and what a beautiful moment it was."

Brian Orndorf

Tomato
B

MirrorMask (2005)

"Gaiman's vision for the film is cluttered, but commendably ambitious, and he succeeds more than he fails in crafting an adventure/fantasy for thinking audiences."

Brian Orndorf

Tomato
B-

MirrorMask (2005)

"Inarguably a visual masterpiece, its story has been so stretched past all barriers of comprehension it leaves its viewers bewildered about what they experienced."

Edward Havens

Splat
D-

Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)

"Miss Congeniality 2 is a sour, tedious, unfunny joke for 115 minutes. It may be armed, but it most certainly isn’t fabulous."

Brian Orndorf

Tomato
B

The Missing (2003)

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Brian Orndorf

  
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