Tomato B- |
P.S. (2004) |
"“P.S.” becomes that rarity in modern cinema: a movie which remains entertaining despite its amiable blandness." |
Edward Havens |
Splat D- |
The Pacifier (2005) |
"Maybe it’s a good thing the film is nearly a complete wreck, because it does provide a strong reminder just how much care and effort went into Kindergarten Cop." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat F |
Palindromes (2005) |
"As intelligent as tacks in Jell-O, and likely as painful to swallow." |
Edward Havens |
Tomato A+ |
The Palm Beach Story (1942) |
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Cassy Havens |
Splat F |
Paparazzi (2004) |
"Leave it up to Hollywood to make a film about how hard it is to be rich and famous." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat D |
Paparazzi (2004) |
"Should only be viewed when the best other choice on television is whatever latest product Ron Popeil is selling at four in the morning." |
Edward Havens |
Tomato B+ |
Paradise Now (2005) |
"Director Hany Abu-Assad doesn't make any apologies as he captures this journey into desperation and destruction." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B |
Paradise Now (2005) |
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Neylan Bagcioglu |
Tomato B+ |
The Passenger (1975) |
"Even if one new person is turned on to the works of this brilliant filmmaker, then this film's long, strange trip will have been worth it." |
Edward Havens |
Splat C |
The Passion of the Christ (2004) |
"Passion might be a courageous, visceral, boldly artistic motion picture, but that it doesn’t make a very convincing dramatic experience." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B+ |
Paycheck (2003) |
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Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B- |
Paycheck (2003) |
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Edward Havens |
Splat C |
Peace, Propaganda & the Promised Land: U.S. Media & the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict (2004) |
"By employing the very practice it seeks to condemn, the film will ultimately leave viewers just as angry and frustrated about the conflict at the end as they were at the start" |
Edward Havens |
Tomato 4/5 |
Peking Opera Blues (1986) |
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Edward Havens |
Splat D+ |
The Perfect Man (2005) |
"Locklear survives the material, but only barely, and provides the real reason why anyone should view The Perfect Man." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat D- |
The Perfect Score (2004) |
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Brian Orndorf |
Tomato A- |
Peter Pan (1953) |
"The Walt Disney Company has broken the vaults wide open to add a plethora of fascinating historic artifacts to make this new Platinum Edition a must-own for any Disney collector." |
Edward Havens |
- |
Peter Pan (2003) |
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Brian Orndorf |
Splat C- |
Phat Girlz (2006) |
"First time writer/director Nnegest Likke has her heart in the right place, but the intensity of her inexperience blinds every scene." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat D+ |
Pieces of April (2003) |
"Embodies the tiresome side of independent filmmaking." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat C+ |
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) |
"It gives the audience what it wants, but this time the attitude feels deflated, and the end product lacks a good sense of rum-drunk playfulness." |
Brian Orndorf |
- |
Planet of the Apes (2001) |
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|
Tomato A- |
Pooh's Heffalump Movie (2005) |
"Heffalump is a film of small charms, but what delights are there sound out loudly in today's depressing kid film marketplace." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B- |
Poseidon (2006) |
"The director knows how to hammer tension out of the moment, and when Poseidon concentrates on being a tight-lipped, full throttle disaster film, it's persuasive and exquisite snuff entertainment." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B- |
Poultrygeist - Night of the Chicken Dead (2006) |
"When it comes to Lloyd Kaufman.. you either fanatically love what he does or you think the world could do without his low-brow brand of horror comedy." |
Edward Havens |
Splat C- |
A Prairie Home Companion (2006) |
"Keillor has managed to tamper with his homegrown formula in ways that will put the casual viewer to sleep and perhaps confuse his fervent fanbase to a point of complete disinterest." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato A |
A Prairie Home Companion (2006) |
"With APHC, quite possibly the iconoclastic filmmaker's final work, Altman becomes reflective, melancholy and, most surprising of all, sentimental." |
Edward Havens |
Tomato B+ |
The Prestige (2006) |
"The Prestige retains a mesmerizing hold on the audience, and it returns magic to the realm of the real, where craftsmanship and stage presence are just as thrilling as the physical act of disappearance." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato A- |
Pride and Prejudice (2005) |
"Joe Wright has met the challenge and delivered a film that should please fans, but thrill those who miss a little heart to go along with their tea and disapproval." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat D |
Prime (2005) |
"If Younger truly wanted to work out some fantasies on the big screen, Prime is the dullest, most unimaginative way he could've achieved that goal." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B |
The Prince & Me (2004) |
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Brian Orndorf |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Prince of Tides (1991) |
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Edward Havens |
- |
The Princess and The Warrior (2001) |
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|
Splat C |
Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) |
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Brian Orndorf |
Splat F |
The Producers (2005) |
"If you're new to this crazy Mel Brooks creation, this 2005 cinematic torture chamber is the last way anyone should experience it for the first time." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B+ |
The Protector (2006) |
"The Protector is a jaw-dropping, exhilarating action war cry rarely offered to American audiences anymore, and presents Tony Jaa as a timeless martial art icon to rival Bruce Lee." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat F |
Prozac Nation (2003) |
"Much like I imagine spending time with Wurtzel herself, Prozac Nation is a laborious, annoying, and wholeheartedly repulsive experience." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat F |
Pulse (2006) |
"Riddled with obtuse plotting and a noticeable lack of continuity, Pulse steams forward with such unabashed inanity, you really have to give your brain a rest to even make it to the end." |
Brian Orndorf |
Splat C- |
Punch-Drunk Love (2002) |
"Anderson has this uncanny ability to take good ideas that shouldn't take more than twenty minutes of screen time and stretching them out" |
Edward Havens |
Tomato A- |
The Punisher (2004) |
"This is a revenge story told straightforwardly and economically, but with a lot of memorable character all its own." |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B+ |
Punk's Not Dead (2007) |
"Whether you’re a kid with a fresh coat of shellac on your Mohawk or an aging hipster still clinging to the Johnny Rotten school of snot, it’s a film that enlightens the debate and demonstrates without a doubt that when punk disappears, it never truly dies" |
Brian Orndorf |
Tomato B |
Punk's Not Dead (2007) |
"Punk might not be dead, but it sure has seen better days." |
Edward Havens |
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