Splat 5/10 |
The Da Vinci Code (2006) |
"Would've worked better as a made-for-TV mini-series." |
John Venable |
Tomato 7/10 |
Daddy Day Care (2003) |
"While much of the film's formula is tired, it's tolerable. Steve Zahn's character is well written and his performance is what makes this one decent." |
John Venable |
Tomato 6.5/10 |
The Dancer Upstairs (2003) |
"One thing is for sure, Malkovich is going to be a director that actors will be clamoring to work with." |
John Venable |
Tomato 6.5/10 |
Daredevil (2003) |
"It's decent, but it's no Spider-Man or X-Men." |
John Venable |
Splat 3/10 |
Daredevil (2003) |
"Its choppy narrative and flashy MTV-style direction/editing can only be seen as a second rate Batman." |
Paul Salfen |
Splat 5/10 |
Dark Blue (2003) |
"Wildly average." |
John Venable |
Tomato 10/10 |
The Dark Knight (2008) |
"Everything you've heard is true...brilliant." |
John Venable |
Tomato 9.5/10 |
The Dark Knight (2008) |
"...even if Ledger hadn't died, critics and audiences alike would still be buzzing about the star's turn as The Joker." |
Paul Salfen |
Splat 5.5/10 |
Dark Water (2005) |
"Ripped directly off from the writer's own work (The Ring 2), this one is a horror film about bad plumbing...wow. I'm scared." |
John Venable |
Splat 4.5/10 |
Darkness Falls (2003) |
"Silly and pointless, but manages to make you jump a few times." |
John Venable |
Tomato 9/10 |
Dawn of the Dead (2004) |
"Better than the original, faster and funnier than 28 Days Later, and just plain entertaining. This flick kicks zombie a**!" |
John Venable |
Tomato 7/10 |
Dawn of the Dead (2004) |
"There's plenty of blood, guts, flying limbs, loud music, high body count, and even a bit of nudity in the end...good times." |
Paul Salfen |
Tomato 8.5/10 |
The Descent (2006) |
"This film, unlike Hostel or Saw, has a gross-out factor that's actually fun." |
Paul Salfen |
Tomato 9/10 |
The Devil and Daniel Johnston (2006) |
"Daniel Johnson's 'musical genius' is overblown. His only similarity to Brian Wilson is his mental illness, which is the true focus of this fascinating documentary." |
John Venable |
Tomato 8/10 |
The Devil's Backbone (2001) |
"With the way Hollywood embraced Antonio Banderas, there's no telling what Eduardo Noriega could do if he learns English." |
John Venable |
Tomato 8/10 |
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003) |
"Worth the price of admission just to see the opening E! True Hollywood Story about Dickie, and the closing credits which feature every former child star from the past 20 years." |
John Venable |
Splat 5/10 |
Die Another Day (2002) |
"While the action and exotic locales are intact, the dialogue is unbearably bad. Some lines are so bad that when delivered, they're Schwarzenegger-ian." |
John Venable |
Tomato |
Die Another Day (2002) |
"This one will please the most loyal (forgiving) Bond fans..." |
Paul Salfen |
Tomato 9/10 |
Die Hard 4: Live Free or Die Hard (2007) |
"Bruce Willis is still a bada** and this series might not be dead yet...I'm just sayin'." |
John Venable |
Tomato 7/10 |
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002) |
"...if you plan on having a man watch this film with you, do him a favor...and don't." |
John Venable |
Tomato 6/10 |
Le Divorce (2003) |
"A lukewarm recommendation is the best that can be given for this by virtue of it being a great looking film with a few good performances. The story however, lacks substance...wait to rent it." |
John Venable |
Tomato 7.5/10 |
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) |
"Just when it seemed like Ben Stiller needed to go away for a while, he hams it up once again with even better results than his last few attempts." |
Paul Salfen |
Tomato 8.5/10 |
Dogtown and Z-Boys (2002) |
"...this is a great document, and gives due credit to those who truly invented vertical skateboarding which is the predecessor of all the 'vertical' sports. God bless the Z-boys, every one." |
John Venable |
Splat 4/10 |
Down With Love (2003) |
"If you're a heterosexual male and your significant other wants to drag you to this one...run." |
John Venable |
Splat 5.5/10 |
Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003) |
"Entertaining? Not very. Bearable? Absolutely. It's a great looking movie that is unfortunately devoid of charm and the Cat's trademark...fun." |
John Venable |
Splat 1/10 |
Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003) |
"In a word; awful." |
Paul Salfen |
Splat 3/10 |
Dr. T and the Women (2000) |
"Much like the inexplicable tornado at the end that causes this film to truly derail...this blows." |
John Venable |
Tomato 8.5/10 |
Dreamcatcher (2003) |
"It's challenging, convoluted, incredibly creative, and pure fantasy. It's also pretty darn entertaining." |
John Venable |
Tomato 9/10 |
Dreamer (2005) |
"Will entertain its target audience with ease. A wonderfully pleasing family safe film." |
John Venable |
Splat 3.5/10 |
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) |
"I'm not laughing." |
John Venable |
Splat 5/10 |
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) |
"It's not unbearably bad, but it truly lives up to its namesake: dumb." |
Paul Salfen |
Splat 1/10 |
The Dust Factory (2004) |
"When your main character goes off into a fantasy world where anything can happen and absolutely nothing does, that's unfortunate." |
John Venable |
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