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16 Blocks (2006) |
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Click (2006) |
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The Da Vinci Code (2006) |
"The movie version is so faithful to Dan Brown's hit book it should come with a dust jacket ..." |
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Firewall (2006) |
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Glory Road (2006) |
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The Hills Have Eyes (2006) |
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Inside Man (2006) |
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Invincible (2006) |
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Lady in the Water (2006) |
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The Lake House (2006) |
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Miami Vice (2006) |
"More Vice City than Miami Vice: Mann's new thriller makes for sweet, sweet action ..." |
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Mission: Impossible III (2006) |
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Poseidon (2006) |
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Slither (2006) |
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Superman Returns (2006) |
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United 93 (2006) |
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When a Stranger Calls (2006) |
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World Trade Center (2006) |
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X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) |
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You, Me and Dupree (2006) |
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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe (2005) |
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Match Point (2005) |
"Game, set, match ... Allen wins with slow-moving English drama ..." |
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Mrs. Henderson Presents (2005) |
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K-19: The Widowmaker (2002) |
"With or without ballast tanks, K-19 sinks to a Harrison Ford low." |
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The Powerpuff Girls Movie (2002) |
"All in all, the animation is what cracked my urge to despise this squeaky cartoon." |
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Reign of Fire (2002) |
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Signs (2002) |
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Splat 0/5 |
Beethoven's 4th (2001) |
"Sad tale of floundering careers. Poor Judge Reinhold — he must hate himself." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Gia (1998) |
"Teasing, but hard-to-watch, biography of a famed model struck down by ’80s extravagance. NOTE: Angelina Jolie gets naked … a lot. Hooray!" |
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Splat 2/5 |
Mighty Joe Young (1998) |
"King Kong has never looked so … drowsy. Sleepy, boring tale of kind-hearted gorilla gets old real quick, but with Charlize Theron though, Disney proves men can have dirty thoughts while their children are entertained. Hooray Charlize!" |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Deli (1997) |
"This movie tells us to beware of rappers in cinema. Thanks for the warning, Ice-T." |
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Splat 0/5 |
Steel (1997) |
"This fil" |
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Splat 1/5 |
Tom and Huck (1995) |
"Long, tirelessly epic tale of TeenBeat cover boys. Little girls scream, critics fall asleep." |
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Splat 1/5 |
Johnny Suede (1992) |
"Super odd indie flick with the worst movie hairdo ever, until Bill Murray did Kingpin." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Men at Work (1990) |
"At times fun, at others too smart for it's own good. It's big flaw: the long, drawn-out ending." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Fat Man and Little Boy (1989) |
"Intersting, insightful histo-drama with Newman doing his job above and beyond what is called for." |
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Splat 2/5 |
Big Top Pee-Wee (1988) |
"Fun for children, embarrassing for adults, especially now knowing Pee-Wee's illegal indulgences." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
The Presidio (1988) |
"Good thriller, but it suffers from ’80s virus called the Mopes — it stutters on long, arduous sessions of depression while going absolutely nowhere." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Harry and the Hendersons (1987) |
"Fun, one-of-a-kind, and sometimes scary, adventure/comedy with the always-delightful, John Lithgow." |
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Tomato 3/5 |
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) |
"Not Marilyn's finest, but decent and memorable." |
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