Splat 1.5/5 |
10,000 B.C. (2008) |
"A tedious bore in which grubby people stand around muttering in a variety of badly chosen accents." |
Joshua Tyler |
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10,000 B.C. (2008) |
"Not content merely to destroy our planet, disaster master Roland Emmerich is now using his special effects time machine to obliterate our past." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 3/5 |
13 Going on 30 (2004) |
"Everything falls out in an easily predicted manner and in the end doesn’t seem to matter." |
Rafe Telsch |
- |
1408 (2007) |
"Exclusive interview with director Mikael Hafstrom." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
1408 (2007) |
"1408 is an adaptation of a Stephen King short story, which ought to explain why the trailers have such an easy time of the thing seem creepy." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4/5 |
1408 (2007) |
"Never has a King size bed had such an air of imminent menace." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4/5 |
16 Blocks (2006) |
"A strong action movie with a vicious punch and well defined, interesting characters ." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
16 Blocks (2006) |
"Anyone else have the words Die Hard 3 flashing on and off in their head?" |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 3/5 |
17 Again (2009) |
"It's more entertaining than it has any right to be, and I don't think I'm just saying that because I was mesmerized by Zac Efron's abs." |
Katey Rich |
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2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) |
"The clever name department has really outdone itself" |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 3/5 |
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) |
"Paul Walker is probably the worst performer on the planet, but 2 Fast 2 Furious turns out to be mildly amusing entertainment." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 3/5 |
2012 (2009) |
"A soothing bath of Hollywood tropes and cliches." |
Katey Rich |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
2046 (2005) |
"2046 will go down as one of the most original and thought-provoking sequels ever made. Not too shabby for a summer movie.
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Lexi Feinberg |
Tomato |
21 (2008) |
"Luketic's direction and his solid cast keep 21 fun and engaging." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 5/5 |
21 Grams (2003) |
"It’s refreshing to find an accomplished screenwriter, who doesn’t judge his characters; he empathizes with them." |
Tiffany Sanchez |
Tomato 5/5 |
25th Hour (2002) |
"Norton is brilliant in creating a sympathetic and likable character that honestly feels little real remorse." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4/5 |
28 Days Later (2003) |
"An impressive and commendable variation on the zombie theme." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
28 Weeks Later (2007) |
"The dead are walking the earth in record numbers, how long before we're all just sick of them?" |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2/5 |
28 Weeks Later (2007) |
"Unlike the original movie, it has absolutely nothing to say except stay tuned and give us your money." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2/5 |
3 Needles (2006) |
"So manipulative and sloppy that it left me more angry at writer-director Thom Fitzgerald than the tragic topic being mishandled onscreen." |
Lexi Feinberg |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
30 Days of Night (2007) |
"David Slade hasn't revolutionized the vampire genre, but he may make you wet your pants." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
30 Days of Night (2007) |
"There's nothing glossy or slick about it." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4/5 |
300 (2007) |
"In between all the blood and guts, 300's careful costuming and sensuous style is intensely erotic." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
300 (2007) |
"Takes a dash of Sin City's literal comic book style, and adds a lot of color." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
3000 Miles to Graceland (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
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Tomato 3.5/5 |
3:10 to Yuma (2007) |
"The western has been buried and revived so many times in recent years that it's beginning to resemble one of George Romero's stale zombies..." |
Brian Holcomb |
- |
3:10 to Yuma (2007) |
"Russell Crowe's track record when it comes to resurrecting dead genres isn't exactly a stellar one." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
40 Days and 40 Nights (2002) |
Click here to see the review. |
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Tomato 5/5 |
The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) |
"A must-have for anyone who's even a casual fan of Virgin or director Judd Apatow's other work." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 5/5 |
The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) |
"One of the funniest movies ever made." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
50 First Dates (2004) |
"Barrymore and Sandler have absolutely amazing on-screen chemistry." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4/5 |
50 First Dates (2004) |
"A great DVD treat that’s well worth the extra time you’ll spend exploring it all.
" |
Scott Gwin |
Tomato |
500 Days of Summer (2009) |
"500 Days of Summer keeps its audience guessing, hoping, and perhaps most importantly feeling." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4/5 |
500 Days of Summer (2009) |
"Scenes slide in and out, musical montages lift your heart, and the frequent witty jokes and well-timed edits earn some of the most genuine laughs of the summer." |
Katey Rich |
Splat 2.5/5 |
5ive Days to Midnight (2004) |
"Unless you like your movies long and twisting, keep on browsing." |
Scott Gwin |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
8 Mile (2002) |
"Curtis Hanson knew exactly what he was doing when he made 8 Mile." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 1.5/5 |
88 Minutes (2008) |
"It's a clumsy, clunker of a movie; one barely even worth reviewing let alone seeing." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2.5/5 |
9 (2009) |
"Acker's film seems to go out of its way to avoid being epic." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2/5 |
9 Songs (2005) |
"Do yourself a favor and rent a porno instead; at least they pretend to have plots." |
Lexi Feinberg |
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