Splat 2.5/5 |
Factory Girl (2007) |
"Summing up a complex human being in two hours is like an MTV spot about Nelson Mandela cut to a Kanye West track. We don't really get to know Sedgwick at all." |
Brian Holcomb |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Failure to Launch (2006) |
"A bizarre, mixed up mess, but one with good moments courtesy of a solid supporting cast." |
Joshua Tyler |
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Fallen (1998) |
Click here to see the review. |
Jason Pohlman |
Splat 2/5 |
Fame (2009) |
"I'm gonna live forever? Fat chance. How can you expect to live forever when your target audience will lose interest the moment they hit puberty?" |
Joshua Tyler |
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Family Guy Presents Blue Harvest (2007) |
"Seth MacFarlane Prepping Family Guy Film" |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005) |
"With every painful truth, odd film reference, and vision of Peter writhing on the floor in agony from a fall, collision, or kick, we wouldn't want to be anywhere else." |
Margaret Williams |
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The Family Man (2000) |
Click here to see the review. |
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Splat 2/5 |
The Family Stone (2005) |
"Are you aching for a great big Christmas downer? Look no further." |
Lexi Feinberg |
- |
Fanboys (2009) |
"The promise of Bell's boobies crammed in a hard, metal halter has made the movie a must see for all nerds." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Fanboys (2009) |
"Star Wars fandom has been celebrated in pop culture for decades, but we're still waiting for a movie that captures it with any real level of truth." |
Katey Rich |
- |
Fantastic Four (2005) |
"Ben Grimm still looks like a Rice Crispie." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 3/5 |
Fantastic Four (2005) |
"Not a bad movie, but it is a film likely to alienate the fan base of the comic book on which it is based." |
Rafe Telsch |
Tomato 4/5 |
Fantastic Four (2005) |
"Anyone bothered that the story didn't get the same theatrical, tragic-hero treatment as X-Men needs to get over it." |
Scott Gwin |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) |
"The most flat out fun you'll have watching any superhero movie this year." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) |
"The Fantastic Four will ride around in a four person flying bumper-car and fight a space alien who travels the stars on a giant, mirrored surfboard." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4/5 |
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) |
"Fantastic Mr. Fox is Anderson's best film since The Royal Tenenbaums, and perhaps his funniest ever." |
Katey Rich |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Fast & Furious (2009) |
"Come on dude, let us see the race! We didn't buy tickets for an artist's recreation." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) |
"It doesn't matter who is in it or who is making it, the popularity of the Fast and Furious films has nothing to do with acting or story." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) |
"This is true summer popcorn at its best." |
Rafe Telsch |
- |
Fast Food Nation (2006) |
"Leave us alone and let us get fat in peace." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Fast Food Nation (2006) |
"Ultimately, Richard Linklater's new film is as messy as the factory floors laced with cow guts." |
Lexi Feinberg |
Splat 1/5 |
Fat Albert (2004) |
"Still better than Leonard Part 6." |
Rafe Telsch |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Fat Albert (2004) |
"It’s a small audience who will find the film’s warm finale worth the hour and a half wait" |
Scott Gwin |
Tomato 4/5 |
Fay Grim (2007) |
"Hartley pretzels his faux spy plot into "Syriana"-like knots and ends up with a fascinating if somewhat flawed absurdist romp." |
Brian Holcomb |
Tomato 4/5 |
Fearless (2006) |
"As a way to go out, I can't imagine anything more beautifully appropriate." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
Fearless (2006) |
"Look forward to some sweet martial arts action goodness." |
Scott Gwin |
Tomato 3/5 |
Femme Fatale (2002) |
"Romijn-Stamos drinks sexual sweat in with every breath." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 3/5 |
Fever Pitch (2005) |
"It feels like a movie that ought to star Adam Sandler, but makes do with Taxi’s metrosexual Jimmy Fallon." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2/5 |
Fever Pitch (2005) |
"That slight bit of depth to their characters makes it just bearable enough to sit through to see how it ends." |
Margaret Williams |
- |
Fido (2007) |
"Better than even the concept is the movie's cast." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2/5 |
Field of Dreams (1989) |
"The nature of baseball has changed since the movie was made 15 years ago.
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Rafe Telsch |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
The Fifth Element (1997) |
"A serving of cinematic comfort food… and it’s been dished out without any crazy alterations, re-writes, or re-edits." |
Scott Gwin |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Fighting (2009) |
"Stuck between the aggressively dumb and violent and movie its audience might be expecting and the subtle, tender movie Montiel seems to be aiming for, Fighting never quite finds its groove." |
Katey Rich |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Fighting (2009) |
"Stuck between the aggressively dumb and violent and movie its audience might be expecting and the subtle, tender movie Montiel seems to be aiming for, Fighting never quite finds its groove." |
Katey Rich |
Splat 1.5/5 |
The Fighting Temptations (2003) |
"Is The Fighting Temptations a washed up comedy or a monotonous musical?" |
Tiffany Sanchez |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Final Cut (2004) |
"Violates the "show, don't tell" policy." |
Sandy Maynard |
Splat 1.5/5 |
The Final Destination (2009) |
"A car has a flat and the whole world blows up, for no particular reason, until everyone's dead." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 3/5 |
Final Destination 3 (2006) |
"Final Destination 3 has plenty of giddy gore and a couple of suspense-driven scares, these days that's really all you can ask from a horror movie." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
Final Destination 3 (2006) |
"Beautiful young people get killed. Who could ask for anything more?" |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
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- |
Find Me Guilty (2006) |
"Vin Diesel plants and waters his head for a movie that looks a lot like My Cousin Vinny." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Find Me Guilty (2006) |
"Almost all of the movie takes place in a courtroom, and is as a result, kind of boring." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2/5 |
Finding Amanda (2008) |
"Though Finding Amanda's story reaches a reasonably satisfying conclusion, the empty characters at its center make the whole thing feel like a waste." |
Katey Rich |
- |
Finding Forrester (2000) |
Click here to see the review. |
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Tomato 4.5/5 |
Finding Nemo (2003) |
"With its phenomenal animation and heart-warming story, Finding Nemo is a resounding hit with this daddy-daughter combo." |
Matt Norris |
Tomato 4/5 |
Finding Neverland (2004) |
"Take all the really good parts of Shakespeare in Love and Big Fish, put it in a blender, and the end result is Finding Neverland." |
Bill Beyrer |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Finding Neverland (2004) |
"If every PG movie was as good as Finding Neverland, I think I’d find America’s move towards Puritanism a lot more palatable" |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 1/5 |
Fired Up (2009) |
"It was the rampant homophobia, tossed in everywhere it didn't belong, that convinced me Fired Up! is just a hateful mess." |
Katey Rich |
- |
Firewall (2006) |
"We've seen this one already, try another." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2/5 |
Firewall (2006) |
"The nail in the coffin for Firewall is its unapologetic string of product placements." |
Lexi Feinberg |