Tomato 3.5/5 |
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) |
"As flawed, imperfect, and utterly fun as the universe of heroic fighters imagined by every kid who ever walked through KB Toys, stared at the shelves, and simply imagined." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) |
"Turning this much beloved toy and television franchise into a movie is a process fraught with peril." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 1/5 |
The Game Plan (2007) |
"Spawning a cute little tyke will improve your career, better your relationships, clear up acne, and get you invited to cool parties." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2/5 |
Gamer (2009) |
"A dull slog of endless action and sex, trying so hard to push the pleasure centers on the brains of its adolescent male audience that it wears itself, and the audience, out" |
Katey Rich |
Splat 1/5 |
Gangs of New York (2002) |
"Gangs of New York is an unapologetic mess, whose only saving grace is that it ends by blowing just about everything up." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4/5 |
Garden State (2004) |
"It may not end up making the generational statement it’s grasping for, but it is a thoughtful and eccentric movie that’ll win audiences and hearts with refreshing honesty." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Garden State (2004) |
"An absolute must see, and most of you who see it will love it enough to pick this DVD up for your collection." |
Rafe Telsch |
Splat 1/5 |
Garfield the Movie (2004) |
"If you want 78 minutes of bad writing and boredom then do I have a movie for you!" |
Matt Norris |
Splat 2/5 |
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006) |
"There's still not much of a script." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006) |
"What's really amazing about Garfield's A Tale of Two Kitties is that it even exists." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat |
Gentlemen Broncos (2009) |
"Whether Hess has made these things awful on purpose or not seems somewhat irrelevant. They're still awful." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2/5 |
Gentlemen Broncos (2009) |
"The Hesses could not be bothered to separate the wheat from the chaff, presenting a movie that's a jumble of ideas and pastiches, none of them paying off." |
Katey Rich |
Splat 2/5 |
George A. Romero's Land of the Dead (2005) |
"Er, George, the genre police called: this is a zombie movie." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Georgia Rule (2007) |
"Georgia Rule stars Jane Fonda in the story of what her life would be like if Lindsay Lohan were her granddaughter. Here's a hint: It would suck." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005) |
"By the ghost of DJ Jazzy Jeff I fear this movie." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005) |
"The story is hyped to be “inspirational”, but call me crazy; I see nothing inspiring about Marcus’s life." |
Lexi Feinberg |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Get Shorty (1995) |
"A film adaptation that sizzles as it fries up the whole movie making process." |
Rafe Telsch |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Get Smart (2008) |
"Get Smart works well enough on a surface level to get a lot of laughs. What else do you want? It's a comedy." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
Get Smart (2008) |
"Carell is a perfect stand-in for Adams, and not just because he bears an uncanny physical resemblance to Don." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence (2004) |
"The film is a pile-on of a sequel, adding next to little to complement the original." |
Michael Brody |
- |
Ghost Rider (2007) |
"Nic Cage finally gets to play a superhero. Thank god it isn't Superman." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Ghost Ship (2002) |
"A soggy, cliche-bound epic-horror yarn that ends up being even dumber than its title." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4/5 |
Ghost Town (2008) |
"A tenderhearted, charming comedy which should at last wake the world up to the immense, raw talent of one Ricky Gervais." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
Ghost World (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Jason Pohlman |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Ghosts of the Abyss (2003) |
"Ghosts of the Abyss is an amazing technical success. Whatever happens in the movie itself is of little consequence." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
The Gift (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Nate Yapp |
- |
Gigli (2003) |
Click here to see the review. |
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Splat 2.5/5 |
Gigli (2003) |
"Gigli on DVD is a great example of giving up." |
Matt Norris |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
The Girl from Paris (2002) |
"Realistically depicts the everyday drama of farm life with vivid, unflinching aplomb." |
Tiffany Sanchez |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Girl Next Door (2004) |
"In its own way refreshing just for its willingness to go all the way.
" |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Girl Next Door (2004) |
"A refreshing take that brings some originality to the concept." |
Rafe Telsch |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003) |
"The film lacks soul and no amount of floor scrubbing minutiae is going to give you that." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Girlfriend Experience (2009) |
"The film is only marginally about sex; it's real subject is business. One can argue cynically that all human relationships are a form of transaction." |
Brian Holcomb |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Girlfriend Experience (2009) |
"Sasha Grey isn't the actress this movie deserves, but maybe she's the actress it needs." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Glory Road (2006) |
"The players and coaches of Texas Western changed the sport of basketball forever; Glory Road accomplishes nothing." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4/5 |
Goal! (2006) |
"This isn't just a great soccer movie; it's a great movie, period." |
Scott Gwin |
- |
God, Sex & Apple Pie (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Godsend (2004) |
"Some of the imagery is also pretty cool, until you realize that much of it has been stolen wholesale from The Sixth Sense." |
Bryce Wilson |
Tomato 5/5 |
Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla II (1993) |
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Joshua Tyler |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Going Shopping (2006) |
"This is a film that revels in its own irrelevance." |
Lexi Feinberg |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Golden Compass (2007) |
"Whether or not you've read the books you'll enjoy The Golden Compass on some level, but it feels rushed." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
The Golden Compass (2007) |
"Weitz will need to dig around for deeper meaning if he wants adults to stay hooked." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Gone Baby Gone (2007) |
"Lets hope the film is successful enough to drive Affleck back behind the camera, because it’s sure better than watching him in front of it." |
Alexandra Calamari |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Gone Baby Gone (2007) |
"Good enough to get me really interested in whatever Affleck directs next." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Gone in 60 Seconds (2000) |
"Gone In Sixty Seconds describes the time it takes to get out of the theater or hit the power button on your remote.
" |
Margaret Williams |
Splat |
Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson (2008) |
"Never really lives up to its title." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Good (2008) |
"Good feels more self-important than satisfying." |
Katey Rich |
Splat 2/5 |
Good Boy! (2003) |
"Best left to young children and the parents forced to see it with them." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Good Bye, Lenin! (2004) |
"You might even feel a little smarter after seeing it." |
Scott Gwin |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
The Good German (2006) |
"If Stalin had walked around the corner and given George Clooney a high five, I wouldn't have been the least bit surprised." |
Joshua Tyler |
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