Splat 1.5/5 |
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) |
"The kind of sequel that should have gone directly to DVD shelves." |
Bill Beyrer |
Splat 2/5 |
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) |
"A studio cash in that will take advantage of every ounce of your soul if you even touch the thing on a DVD shelf let alone take it home with you." |
Bill Beyrer |
Tomato 5/5 |
Angels in America (2003) |
"Arguably the very best miniseries ever." |
Bill Beyrer |
Splat 1/5 |
Are We There Yet? (2005) |
"Is it over yet?" |
Bill Beyrer |
Tomato 3/5 |
Angels & Demons (2009) |
"It appears that Ron Howard knew that he had to change the way everything was done in the previous film, and sending Tom Hanks to the barber was a very good start." |
Brian Holcomb |
Tomato 4/5 |
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres (2007) |
"It's not too hard to imagine that the inspiration for this show came during a late night, cannabis fueled attack of the munchies. It's no masterpiece but that's the idea." |
Brian Holcomb |
Tomato 3/5 |
Awake (2007) |
"Outlandish, preposterous, contrived,and implausible thriller which happens to be fun if you ignore the fact that it's outlandish,preposterous,contrived and implausible." |
Brian Holcomb |
Tomato 5/5 |
Alien (1979) |
"Perfection pure and simple." |
Bryce Wilson |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
A Scanner Darkly (2006) |
"Good science fiction almost always holds a mirror up to present-day society and quite often, we may not like what we see." |
Erik Woidtke |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
A Scanner Darkly (2006) |
"Good science fiction almost always holds a mirror up to present-day society and quite often, we may not like what we see." |
Erik Woidtke |
Splat 2.5/5 |
The Ant Bully (2006) |
"Burdened by a distinctly "been there, done that" vibe that I can't imagine will generate much excitement, even with the kiddies." |
Erik Woidtke |
Tomato 3/5 |
Agent Cody Banks (2003) |
"There's just something about Muniz. He's so gosh darn cute with those big, blue, sincere eyes." |
Irene Ferris |
- |
A Scanner Darkly (2006) |
"Live action photography is overlaid with an animation process called interpolated rotoscoping to create a highly stylized look." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Accepted (2006) |
"Comes with a few funny moments, but probably not enough to justify going out of your way to verify their existence." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
Across the Universe (2007) |
"When I read that synopsis, all I come away with is the mental image of an aging hippy doing way too many drugs." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat |
Adventureland (2009) |
"Wants to be one of those great John Hughes movies, but it doesn't have the poignancy to pull something like that off." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2/5 |
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) |
"Pluto Nash is barely in space." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
Aeon Flux (2005) |
"Substitute cool shots of Charlize posing with weapons for actual content." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Aeon Flux (2005) |
"Poor Pete Postlethwaite comes off looking like an old man stuck in an oversize, dried out Cheeto Puff." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Airwolf - Season 1 (1984) |
"Still feels pretty good." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
Akeelah and the Bee (2006) |
"A movie about kids doing something that can be done better by just about any program sitting on my computer." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2/5 |
Al Franken: God Spoke (2006) |
"Somewhere beneath this hollow shell lies a real film about a gentle rebel with a cause." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 3/5 |
The Alamo (2004) |
"Great performances and big Texas skies can’t fix disjointed storytelling and bland action sequences." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006) |
"Most of the problems with Stormbreaker all boil down to believability." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
Alexander (2004) |
"The battle for Alexander has been fought and Oliver Stone has won." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 1/5 |
Alexander (2004) |
"I predict that Alexander’s one achievement will be as the most walked out on movie of the year." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat |
Alexander the Last (2009) |
"A collection of indie movie clichés, the kind of film where every character is an actor or a musician or some sort of artist." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 5/5 |
Alfie (2004) |
"Alfie plays homage to its roots while creating its own, deeply absorbing movie experience." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2/5 |
Ali G Indahouse: The Movie (2002) |
"Has now caused me to absolutely hate the character and will also likely keep me from ever watching the HBO show again." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Alien vs. Predator (2004) |
"Alien Vs. Predator isn’t the worst movie of 2004, but it is the most blatant exploit of a franchise, and that maybe that is worse." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
Alien vs. Predator (2004) |
"As long as there is plenty of Predator on Alien action, there’ll be something worth watching." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Aliens in the Attic (2009) |
"Nealon's bizarre, meandering Aliens in the Attic performance is almost, mind you only almost, worth seeing." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) |
"A movie every bit as awkward and laborious as its unwieldy, ridiculous title." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) |
"Yeah they're making a sequel to a lousy, franchise-ruining movie which nobody liked." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2.5/5 |
All The King's Men (2006) |
"Unlikely to win any Best Picture nominations, though don't be surprised of Sean Penn gets considered for another Oscar." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 1/5 |
Alone in the Dark (2005) |
"Obvious dry humping to inappropriate music doesn’t cut it in a horror flick – at least give us some skin." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) |
"Even the trailer contains a poop joke, so don't expect high-class humor." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
America's Sweethearts (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
American Dreamz (2006) |
"Throw Michael Moore in a blender with Shrek, and the trailers for American Dreamz might be the horrifying result." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
American Gangster (2007) |
"So we now know that Ridley Scott saw The Departed." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 3/5 |
American Gangster (2007) |
"Two and a half hours is excessive for a film that's barely better than a mildly acceptable diversion." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
An American Haunting (2006) |
"Screeching teenage girls beware: this is not your movie." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
American Wedding (2003) |
"In an era where franchises that no one cares to see keep cranking out sequels that no one will ever watch, we’re stuck saying goodbye to something that has become somewhat of a welcome institution." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato |
An Education (2009) |
"Beautifully shot with era defining wardrobe and hair." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4.5/5 |
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) |
"Whether he's fighting Kodiak bears or throwing burritos at bikers, Ron Burgundy is the perfect outlet for Will's unique brand of sincere witticism." |
Joshua Tyler |
Splat 2/5 |
Angels & Demons (2009) |
"Like watching an Indiana Jones movie without any of the action, adventure, romance, or wit." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4/5 |
Anger Management (2003) |
"As Jack ages into a mildly psychotic, sunglasses wearing Sasquatch, it's nice to know that he doesn't mind if we laugh." |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
The Animal (2001) |
Click here to see the review. |
Joshua Tyler |
- |
Annapolis (2006) |
"If there's a guy who shouldn't be in the military, it's James Franco." |
Joshua Tyler |
Tomato 4/5 |
Antwone Fisher (2002) |
"Maybe as a world-class actor himself, Denzel knows how to get the most out of his performers." |
Joshua Tyler |
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