Tomato 2.5/4 |
D.E.B.S. (2005) |
"...semi-entertaining..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
The Da Vinci Code (2006) |
"...sporadically engaging but mostly dull..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
Daddy (1992) |
"...note-worthy thanks to an early appearance from Ben Affleck (hamming it up even in his career's infancy)..." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3/4 |
Daddy and Them (2001) |
"...how many other opportunities are you going to get to hear Andy Griffith use a particularly nasty euphemism for prison rape?" |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Daddy Day Care (2003) |
"The most surprising thing about Daddy Day Care is how entertaining it is, despite the juvenile humor and laughably predictable storyline." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Damien: Omen II (1978) |
"...comes off as a surprisingly organic follow-up to its 1976 predecessor..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
Dan in Real Life (2007) |
"...ultimately succumbs to an egregious emphasis on inauthentic elements..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1.5/4 |
The Dancer Upstairs (2003) |
"Though Malkovich does a nice job in establishing the look and feel of this country, his lack of restraint in trimming the story's excesses is what ultimately turns the film into an overlong bore." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1/4 |
Dangerous Game (1993) |
"...an uncommonly interminable experience." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1/4 |
The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002) |
"The only bright spot in the whole movie is Vincent D'Onofrio's performance as a priest." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1/4 |
Dans les Villes (2006) |
"...contains a surfeit of long, relentlessly tedious sequences that go absolutely nowhere..." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Darby O'Gill and the Little People (1959) |
"...ultimately an entertaining (if all-too-slight) piece of work." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3/4 |
Daredevil (2003) |
"...if Charles Bronson's Death Wish character had been a superhero, he would've been Daredevil." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Darjeeling Limited (2007) |
"...delivers no more and no less than what one might've expected..." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Dark (2005) |
"...a creepy and often genuinely frightening piece of work." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
Dark Beauty (2008) |
"Salacious enough to ensure that boredom never entirely sets in..." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Dark Corner (1946) |
"...a compelling, surprisingly suspenseful little film noir." |
David Nusair |
Splat .5/4 |
Dark Corners (2006) |
"...another tedious, egregiously confusing horror flick that seems to be aiming for a David Lynchian sort of tone but instead winds up an entirely interminable piece of work." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Dark Knight (2008) |
"An obvious improvement over its immediate predecessor..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Dark Ride (2006) |
"Competently made yet awfully dull..." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Dark Water (2002) |
"...while Dark Water isn't a complete wash (no pun intended), watched side-by-side with Ringu, it ultimately comes off as a pale successor." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Dark Water (2005) |
"...[one of the best] films to hit theaters in a long while...a refreshing change of pace from the mindless fare that generally populates multiplexes during the summer months." |
David Nusair |
Splat .5/4 |
Darkness (2003) |
"...ultimately comes off as nothing less than a total disaster." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Darkness Falls (2003) |
"Though Darkness Falls isn't anywhere close to as frightening as last year's The Ring or Signs, it's certainly
a continued step in the right direction for the horror genre." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Date Movie (2006) |
"...as terrible and slipshod a film as one could ever imagine..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
Dawg (2003) |
"...it's certainly not difficult to see why Dawg premiered on home video." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Dawn of the Dead (2004) |
"The so-called zombie baby, promised in the film's trailer, is emblematic of the film's refusal to take risks." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3/4 |
Day Night Day Night (2007) |
"...there's something strangely fascinating about all of this..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1/4 |
Day of the Dead (2007) |
"A chaotic mess of violence and gore..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 0/4 |
Day Of The Dead 2: Contagium (2005) |
"...an unmitigated disaster of epic proportions..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 0/4 |
Day on Fire (2006) |
"...a thunderously boring endeavor that generally serves as solid proof that Anania flat-out hates his audience." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3/4 |
Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) |
"...remains a cut above the majority of its campy '50s brethren..." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Day Zero (2008) |
"...an engaging little drama that benefits from the stellar performances of its various actors." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3/4 |
Daybreakers (2010) |
"...an exciting (albeit slightly uneven) addition to the vampire-movie canon." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Days of Thunder (1990) |
"Incredibly uneven yet basically entertaining..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
De-Lovely (2004) |
"...employs a bizarre structure that makes it virtually impossible to connect with anything or anyone on screen." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1/4 |
Dead Ahead (1996) |
"...an incredibly lame suspense flick that may as well have come from a
book entitled "Paint-By-Numbers Thriller Writing."" |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
Dead And Breakfast (2004) |
"...there's not a whole lot here worth recommending." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Dead and Buried (1981) |
"Dead and Buried isn't awful, but it's not
good either." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Dead and Deader (2007) |
"...the relentless emphasis on cornball jokes and egregiously quirky supporting characters ultimately renders the film's few positive attributes moot." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Dead Birds (2004) |
"The deliberate pacing of the movie does take a while to get used to, though, especially for viewers who like their horror movies fast and bloody." |
David Nusair |
Splat .5/4 |
A Dead Calling (2006) |
"That the film is entirely lacking in actual scares goes without saying..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1/4 |
Dead Connection (1994) |
"...why does [Michael] Madsen keep making movies like this, anyway?" |
David Nusair |
Splat 0/4 |
Dead Doll (2004) |
"...an infuriating waste of time..." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Dead End (1937) |
"...worth a look, especially for fans of Bogart..." |
David Nusair |
Splat .5/4 |
Dead Funny (1995) |
"...particularly bad, even by McCarthy standards." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Dead Girl (2006) |
"...there's little doubt that the movie cements [Karen Moncrieff's] status as one of the most promising new filmmakers to come around in ages." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3/4 |
Dead in the Water (2001) |
"Dead in the Water is fairly predictable, but mostly entertaining." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3/4 |
Dead Like Me: Life After Death (2009) |
"A fitting send-off for the cult Showtime program..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Dead or Alive (2001) |
"...more dull than even the most self-indulgent Merchant/Ivory production..." |
David Nusair |