Splat 0/4 |
Taboo (2002) |
"Not only is Taboo completely inept and ludicrous, but it's pointless and boring." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Tadpole (2002) |
"...one of those plotless flicks that manages to squeak by on charm and charisma." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
The Take (2008) |
"...wildly uneven..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
Take This Job and Shove It (1981) |
"...an uneven piece of work..." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Taken (2009) |
"...a contemporary action masterpiece that surely ranks alongside the best that the genre has to offer..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1.5/4 |
A Tale Of Two Sisters (2003) |
"...yet another pointless, interminably paced Asian horror flick that's inexplicably garnered heaps of praise and adulation..." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Talk to Her (2002) |
"...the two protagonists in Talk to Her are among the most
compelling committed to screen all year." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) |
"...there's simply no getting around the pervading feeling of mediocrity that's been hard-wired into the proceedings." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3/4 |
Tape (2001) |
"Unlike some other filmed plays, this one contains dialogue that sounds realistic." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Target (1985) |
"...[an] engaging and intriguing little thriller." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Target (2004) |
"...there's a reason the film's gone straight to video." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Tarnation (2004) |
"...it seems fairly obvious that the movie would've been far more effective had Caouette reigned in some of his over-the-top directorial choices." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
Tarzan II (2005) |
"...it seems fairly obvious that adults will find Tarzan II tedious and tiresome." |
David Nusair |
Splat .5/4 |
Taxi (2004) |
"Jimmy Fallon left Saturday Night Live for this?" |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3/4 |
Teacher's Pet (1958) |
"...breezy and likeable." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999) |
"[Kevin Williamson] seems to have lost touch with his inner-teen." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Team America: World Police (2004) |
"...hurt by Parker and Stone's reliance on speechifying and heavy-handed diatribes..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1/4 |
Tears of the Sun (2003) |
"Every single element in Tears of the Sun is simplified to such an extent that the film feels more like a one of those educational films you were forced to watch in grade school..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
Teen Witch (1989) |
"...there's not much else here to keep viewers over a certain age engaged." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Tell Them Who You Are (2005) |
"...surprisingly poignant..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
Ten to Midnight (1983) |
"...a routine police thriller that is, for the most part, slow moving and uneventful." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3/4 |
Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny (2006) |
"...designed to appeal solely to fans of Jack Black and Kyle Gass..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1/4 |
The Tenants (2005) |
"...a thoroughly dated and hopelessly irrelevant piece of work..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
The Tenth Circle (2008) |
"...ultimately unable to shake its origins as a made-for-Lifetime-television production..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
The Terminal (2004) |
"...it's impossible to shake the feeling that [The Terminal] belongs on the small screen." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
Termination Point (2007) |
"...almost manages to rise above its low-budget DTV origins..." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Terminator (1984) |
"James Cameron's fast-paced, downright propulsive directorial sensibilities ensure that there are few lulls within the narrative." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 4/4 |
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) |
"...one of the most indelible examples of the contemporary action film..." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) |
"...Cameron set an incredibly high standard for this series, and Mostow has to be commended for staying true to the themes and ideas established in the first two flicks..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Terminator Salvation (2009) |
"The Terminator series grinds to a distinct and palpable halt with this inert, flat-out worthless entry..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1/4 |
Terror Tract (2000) |
"Terror Tract might be worth a cheap rental, but don't expect any scares, gore or even laughs." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) |
"...there's little doubt that the movie remains a must for horror fanatics..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) |
"...the film never improves upon Hooper's vision, so why bother?" |
David Nusair |
Splat 1/4 |
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) |
"...if nothing else, the entire flick may be worth a look for the absurd moment in which Leatherface breaks loose with a particularly apt example of the ol' shifty eye." |
David Nusair |
Splat .5/4 |
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) |
"...unsightly, pointless, and thoroughly mean-spirited..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
Texas Rangers (2001) |
"The storyline is awfully thin...and even at a running time of around 81 minutes (without credits), the movie does tend to drag in certain sections." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Thank You For Smoking (2006) |
"...a pleasant enough way to kill 92 minutes (although one has to imagine that Buckley's book packed more of a punch than this)." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
That Championship Season (1982) |
"...the movie's theatrical origins remain obvious throughout, both in the dialogue and direction." |
David Nusair |
Splat 0/4 |
That Day (2003) |
"...Ce jour-là is less a movie and more an endurance test, as though the filmmakers are daring audience members to sit through the whole thing." |
David Nusair |
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The Changeling (2007) |
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David Nusair |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Cottage (2008) |
"The degree to which the movie is redeemed by its impossible-to-anticipate third act is consequently quite staggering..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
The Counterfeiters (2008) |
"Only WWII junkies will find much of anything worth embracing here." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) |
"...an ideal example of what a contemporary remake should look like..." |
David Nusair |
Splat 1.5/4 |
The Signal (2007) |
"...suffers from an increasingly uneven sensibility that ultimately becomes oppressive..." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Them (2007) |
"...a sporadically affecting yet undeniably uneven exercise in horror." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3/4 |
Then She Found Me (2008) |
"...a charming and downright delightful spin on the romantic comedy genre." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 3/4 |
There Was a Crooked Man (1970) |
"...a solid little Western that's worth a look if only for its refreshingly cynical sensibilities." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 4/4 |
There Will Be Blood (2007) |
"...as compelling and flat-out exhilarating as anything within the director's virtually flawless body of work." |
David Nusair |
Splat 2/4 |
There's a Girl in My Soup (1970) |
"...incredibly dated..." |
David Nusair |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
There's Something About Mary (1998) |
"...Dillon's Pat, in an effort to win Mary's affections, poorly attempts to ape her compassion for the handicapped by referring to them as "retards" and "goofy bastards..." |
David Nusair |
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