Splat '2/4' |
G (2002) |
"The producers may be right to bemoan Hollywood's myopia; but it's the movie's execution, not its vision of an alternative African-American cinema, that delayed its release.
" |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
G-Force (2009) |
"Have you ever wondered what a Jerry Bruckheimer-produced talking-animal movie would be like? Me, neither. But here's the answer." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3/4 |
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) |
"Harks back to the pulpy spirit of 'Doc Savage' adventures and Roger Moore-era James Bond movies..." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Gamer (2009) |
"Like the 'Crank' films, this is an absurdly exaggerated, outlandishly crass and alternately inventive and appalling depiction of a man violently fighting to liberate himself from the forces that seek to control him..." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3/4 |
Garden State (2004) |
"If you're familiar with the music of The Shins and Nick Drake, you have a sense of the melancholic-ironic-romantic-euphoric buzz the movie aspires to instill in viewers..." |
John Beifuss |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006) |
"The movie is only 78 minutes long, but that's 78 minutes you could spend with your child reading A.A. Milne or Lewis Carroll or just about the entire output of Dr. Seuss. Or -- to pick a more relevant example -- Mark Twain." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3/4 |
George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead (2008) |
"Disappointing but also bracing, and it ends with the question that has motivated all Romero's work: 'Are we worth saving?'" |
John Beifuss |
Tomato '3.5/4' |
George A. Romero's Land of the Dead (2005) |
"Pogo's mournful eureka -- 'We have met the enemy and he is us' --never resonates more clearly than in Romero's work." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3/4 |
Gerry (2003) |
"A shaggy-dog story of slackers in the hands of an angry (or at least indifferent) god." |
John Beifuss |
Splat 2/4 |
Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005) |
"No matter how accurate its rap-gangland narrative, there's little here that couldn't have been imagined by a screenwriter from suburban Des Moines..." |
John Beifuss |
Splat 2/4 |
Get Smart (2008) |
"A movie without a context, as useless as a shoe phone in an iPhone era." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato |
The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966) |
"For youngsters who hadn't experienced anything stronger than the attack of the ping-pong balls on 'Captain Kangaroo,' 'Mr. Chicken' -- with its spooky organ music, blood-dripping portrait and haunted 'murder house' -- was deliciously traumatic..." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3/4 |
Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence (2004) |
"Victims shudder from 'the terror of being reduced to simple mechanisms and matter,' but Oshii clearly wants us to ask: What's the difference?" |
John Beifuss |
Splat 2/4 |
Ghost Rider (2007) |
"The self-conscious 'quirkiness' is painful: Nicolas Cage plays Johnny Blaze as a homespun dunce who 'drinks' jelly beans from a martini glass, listens exclusively to The Carpenters, and busts a gut laughing at chimpanzee slapstick on TV." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Ghost Town (2008) |
"Quibbles about the film ultimately are as unimportant as a bit of undigested beef, a blot of mustard or a crumb of cheese: 'Ghost Town' is for real." |
John Beifuss |
Splat 2/4 |
Ghosts of the Abyss (2003) |
"If you've seen one rusticle-encrusted antique armoire, you've seen 'em all." |
John Beifuss |
Splat 0/4 |
Gigli (2003) |
"In a brief cameo, Christopher Walken sums up Affleck's screen presence when he tells Gigli: 'I know -- you don't know nothin'. I can tell just by lookin' at you.'" |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Girl Next Door (2004) |
"Goes through more contortions than a Tijuana pole dancer as it tries to be all things to all people, and yet it works..." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3/4 |
Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003) |
"Cinematographer Eduardo Serra somehow manages to capture the appearance of the wonderful Delft light seen in Vermeer's paintings..." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3/4 |
Girls Rock! (2008) |
"'Why don't you start your own band? That's a lot cooler than having a boyfriend in a band!' So says 15-year-old Laura, who makes a better pitch for the 'empowerment' aspects of the Rock 'n' Roll Camp for Girls than do the adult counselors..." |
John Beifuss |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Glory Road (2006) |
"Interviews with the real-life Haskins and others during the closing credits are more interesting than the movie, and suggest the story of this incredible team will be told best in a future documentary.
" |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
God Grew Tired of Us (2007) |
"A thought-provoking film likely to make moviegoers question their own paths in life even as it involves them in the lives of several of the 'Lost Boys' of Sudan..." |
John Beifuss |
Splat 1/4 |
Gods and Generals (2003) |
"If D.W. Griffith's 1915 Civil War stunner, 'The Birth of a Nation,' was 'history writ with lightning,' in the famous phrase of President Woodrow Wilson, than Ted Turner's 'Gods and Generals' is history writ with sorghum..." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato |
Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack (2003) |
"Intentionally humorous and oddly poetic..." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3/4 |
Going Upriver: The Long War of John Kerry (2004) |
"The charismatic young war protester is a revelation to those who know Kerry primarily as the droning, stentorian candidate of the current campaign..." |
John Beifuss |
Splat 2.5/4 |
The Golden Compass (2007) |
"Unlikely to fill theaters or to empty pews." |
John Beifuss |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Gone Baby Gone (2007) |
"To its eternal credit, it offers absolutely no closure on the question of the heartbreaking moral dilemma that confronts the hero... but the 'neighborhood color' reaches the point of absurdity..." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3/4 |
Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson (2008) |
"In the manner of such key Thompson works as 'Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72,' the movie links entertaining personal biography with fascinating cultural history..." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3/4 |
Good Bye, Lenin! (2004) |
"The hero's imaginary GDR is not just a child's-eye view of a socialist Utopia but a literal motherland, contrived for the love of his mother..." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Good German (2006) |
"A cold movie that sacrifices so-called 'heart' to achieve a primarily technical effect -- an appropriate strategy for a story about death camp inmates enslaved to produce rockets for the Nazis." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3/4 |
Good Hair (2009) |
"Unlike most documentaries with a message, 'Good Hair' invites moviegoers to a conversation, not a lecture." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato '3.5/4' |
Good Night. And, Good Luck (2005) |
"We may recognize that the film is something of a nicotine-stained hagiography; but such recognition doesn't dilute the power of the ideas that Clooney has chosen to champion." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Good Shepherd (2006) |
"Seems to have been inspired by two of De Niro's more celebrated movies, 'The Godfather Part II' and 'Once Upon a Time in America'; if it lacks the bravura set pieces of those films, it at least unfolds with its own whispery integrity." |
John Beifuss |
Splat 2.5/4 |
The Good Thief (2003) |
"If Nick Nolte had been looking for excuses when he was arrested, he might have told the officers he was still in character from 'Thief' ..." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Goodbye Solo (2009) |
"Bahrani brings a researcher's integrity, an artist's compassion and a detective's eye for the neglected detail to his tales of this country's struggling international underclass..." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3/4 |
Goya's Ghosts (2007) |
"Reminds us of the wisdom behind the title of Goya's most famous etching: 'The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters.'" |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Gran Torino (2008) |
"Its bluntness and sincerity -- and the undistracted momentum of its storytelling -- are like splashes of cold water in a face gone slack from a surfeit of irony and sophistication." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato |
The Grapes of Wrath (1940) |
"Despite an occasional excess of sentiment and politics that are sometimes naive, 'Wrath' remains essential viewing..." |
John Beifuss |
Splat 2.5/4 |
The Great Buck Howard (2009) |
"Sleight of hand is among a magician's greatest assets, but even the most gullible rubes will be able to follow most of writer-director Sean McGinly's telegraphed moves in this agreeable but lightweight film..." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Great Debaters (2007) |
"A sort of 'Glory Road' or 'Pride' rewrite that celebrates young people who are better at stringing words than shooting hoops or swimming laps." |
John Beifuss |
Splat '2/4' |
The Great Raid (2005) |
"'Nothing in our lives will ever be as important as this,' says Lt. Bratt, in a pep talk that some of his boys might have found more depressing than motivational.
" |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Grindhouse (2007) |
"'Death Proof''s defiance of expectation is as much a part of the grindhouse legacy as bare breasts and bloody knives. When the movie ends, we realize Tarantino has lived up to the best tradition of his exploitation influences: He's pulled a fast one." |
John Beifuss |
Tomato '4/4' |
Grizzly Man (2005) |
"Works on multiple levels -- all riveting." |
John Beifuss |
Splat 2.5/4 |
The Grudge (2004) |
"Those who've seen Shimizu's creepy original aren't likely to be impressed..." |
John Beifuss |
Splat 2/4 |
Guess Who (2005) |
"Romantic fantasies of idealized materialism that have been marketed to white viewers for decades are now being peddled to upwardly mobile African-Americans. Is this progress?" |
John Beifuss |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Gunner Palace (2005) |
"Lock 'n load as the flip-side of rock 'n roll, with literal battle raps that function as both painful autobiography and frontline reportage." |
John Beifuss |