Tomato 4/5
Cabin Fever (2003)
"Quality no-name acting (from ex-Power Rangers no less!) and absolutely realistic teen stereotypes make this a fever even the most devout germophobe wouldn’t want to miss."
Mike Sage
Splat 2.5/5
Cars (2006)
"Cars is about as much fun as a traffic jam in desert heat, or heck, watching NASCAR"
Tomato 3.5/5
Casino Royale (2006)
"The film is an unsentimental departure for the series with an exciting performance in brawny Daniel Craig's debut"
Catch and Release (2007)
"This is one of those chick flicks with nice characters and little plot, so boyfriends had best beware."
Splat 0.5/5
Catwoman (2004)
"this flick is so Giglicious ... I laughed so much I almost forgave Pitof for being in heat and spraying this cinematic violation all over DC’s trademark vixen"
Tomato 3/5
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
"If you like when adults creepier than Michael Jackson joke about cannibalism in front of children, than you’ll be in wonky heaven"
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
"Taking hokey acrobatics to an over-the-top extreme, the Angels are as unbelievable as three Xenas on a caffeine high with some of the craziest action sequences ever conceived"
Charlotte's Web (2006)
"Charlotte's Web is so good it almost makes a carnivore want to boycott pork."
Splat 1/5
Cheaper By the Dozen 2 (2005)
"This sequel is just a string of lame slapstick gags, where Steve Martin acts handicapped, makes a fool of himself and gets a wetsuit stuck up his butt."
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe (2005)
"Leave it to the Bible to spoil a perfectly fine fantasy epic."
Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
"Vin Diesel is perfect as the marquee hero, breathing new life into the muscle-head antihero and looking great in leather chain-links or Necromonger plate-mail"
Cloverfield (2008)
"Mixing the immediacy of documentary observation and the slam-bang pace of the modern disaster epic, Cloverfield is economic and engaging."
Splat 3/5
Collateral (2004)
"in a flick where soap operatic contrivances literally kill the mood, coincidental twist endings just ain’t cool"
Splat 2/5
Constantine (2005)
"Reeves is more wooden than the cross and is about as sexy"
The Core (2003)
"Any glutton for big screen mayhem will agree that beholding the Golden Gate Bridge fry like an ant underneath a magnifying glass is alone well worth top theatre dollar"
Curious George (2006)
"Curious George is unbearable animated torture: monotonous, hackneyed and lethally cute"
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