Tomato A-
Balls of Fury (2007)
"Martial arts hysteria, ping-pong wit, and even a bevy of gay sex slaves. What's not to love?"
David Foucher
Tomato 3/5
Batfink: The Complete Series (1966)
"Today's youth may be thoroughly bored with Batfink, but those who came of age in a less sophisticated time may enjoy revisiting this minor animated diversion."
Phil Hall
Batman Begins (2005)
"It's a new beginning for the bat... and a must-see summer movie for 2005."
Splat F
Because of Winn-Dixie (2005)
"There’s bad, there’s “so bad it’s good”… and then there’s this moronic film."
Splat C-
Before Sunset (2004)
"Frankly, I wanted to stand up, shout "Get a room" at the two characters, and do something more interesting... like watching paint peel."
Beowulf (2007)
"Hot: who knew Beowulf took on Grendel in the buff? Zemeckis scores big in this groundbreaking, entertaining, must-see holiday release."
The Best of Mister Ed - Volume One (1961)
"The concept of a wise-cracking talking horse provides enough charm to overcome the series' creaky points."
Tomato B
Blade: Trinity (2004)
"The movie is present, sexy and fun, but it’s probably time to give this franchise - and Snipes' permanent scowl - a rest."
Blades of Glory (2007)
"In this lighthearted homage to the homoeroticism of figureskating Will Ferrell has delivered an unusually funny flick."
Bolt (2008)
"A digital hamster takes on Pixar's industry domination - and kicks butt."
Tomato A
The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
"Matt Damon and Paul Greengrass have created a fiery, quick-witted film that presents compelling evidence that the action-suspense genre has been “Bourne again.”"
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
"We're unsure if there's to be a fourth film in the franchise; but if there's not, Jason Bourne's going out in real style."
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"Matt Damon on "The Bourne Ultimatum""
Tomato B-
The Boys and Girl from County Clare (2005)
"The charm of “The Boys and Girl from Country Clare” might be compared to the charm of Ceili music: infectious in its beat, but after a while it all sounds the same."
Tomato
Breakin' All the Rules (2004)
"Jamie Foxx helms a warm-hearted comedy. It's entirely predictable, but it's a humorous good time."
Splat C+
Bridge to Terabithia (2007)
"Follows in lock-step with the book and populates its titular fantasyland with CGI creatures... neither idea was very good."
Splat D+
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)
"Dear Renée: We like your work. But if you put on forty pounds to recreate the moronic character of Bridget Jones one more time, we’re going to take it personally."
Tomato B+
Bringing Down the House (2003)
"Irreverent but perhaps not funny enough, “Bringing Down the House” gives Queen Latifah the chance to shine opposite Steve Martin."
Tomato A+
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
"The most important gay film in a decade - a must see."
Splat D
Brother Bear (2003)
"Disney’s latest full-length animated feature is a pretty "un-bearable" romp."
The Brothers Solomon (2007)
"Occasionally, a film comes around that is so bad it's hilarious. This is not that film. This film just plain sucks."
The Butterfly Effect (2004)
""The Butterfly Effect" tries to prove that small actions have big effects... but it really proves that January movies tend to suck."
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