Tomato B+ |
Calendar Girls (2003) |
"It's lovely and entertaining, the type of British film which makes you wonder why the simplicity of the human condition continually evades the grasp of Hollywood." |
David Foucher |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Camden 28 (2007) |
"When it comes to political agitation, the Camden 28 are genuine heroes and deserve to be recognized for what they dared to achieve." |
Phil Hall |
Tomato B+ |
Camp (2003) |
"Look past the ill-conceived story and this camp-y summer fling will have you theatre queens rolling in your seats and dancing in the aisles." |
David Foucher |
Splat 0/5 |
Captain & Tennille - Christmas Show (1976) |
"Rarely has a holiday presentation been as dreary and inert as this sad little affair." |
Phil Hall |
Tomato A |
Casino Royale (2006) |
"In the film, Bond must gamble to survive and grow; the producers of this franchise did the same - and in both cases, the chips are up." |
David Foucher |
Tomato A- |
Catch Me If You Can (2002) |
"Steven Spielberg’s new film is lighthearted and enjoyable, with just enough undercurrents of human frailty to keep the story interesting." |
David Foucher |
Splat D+ |
Catwoman (2004) |
"Halle just hacked a hairball all over the summer boxoffice. And it ain’t pretty." |
David Foucher |
Splat C |
Cellular (2004) |
"Made me long for my free nights and weekends." |
David Foucher |
Tomato 2.5/5 |
Charles Darwin and the Tree of Life (2009) |
"It is not every day that Charles Darwin plays a supporting role in a documentary about his life and work." |
Phil Hall |
Splat C- |
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) |
"Looks like the sweetest truffle… goes down like a sourball." |
David Foucher |
Tomato A |
Charlie Wilson's War (2007) |
"From its subject matter, you;d swear this would have been the most boring film of the year - instead, it's smart, sassy and endlessly entertaining." |
David Foucher |
Tomato B+ |
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003) |
"Cameron, Lucy, and Drew are back as the Angels, with Bernie Mac and Demi Moore spicing it up. You’ll clap along even as you realize how plain dumb it all is." |
David Foucher |
Tomato A- |
Cheaper by the Dozen (2003) |
"Steve Martin plays by the numbers in “Cheaper by the Dozen”… but it’s a funny family flick nevertheless." |
David Foucher |
Tomato A |
Chicago (2002) |
"The curtain on “Chicago” goes up this week, and with it the resurgence of movie musicals… if anyone else can make one this good." |
David Foucher |
Tomato 2.5/5 |
La Chinoise (1967) |
"Best for Godard addicts." |
Phil Hall |
Tomato B |
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) |
"Here, though, all the silly talking creatures are endearing, and mee-sa no want-sa roast-an any of them on a spit like I did that asinine, decerebrated Stepin Fetchit, Jar-Jar Binks." |
Robert Newton |
Tomato B+ |
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe (2005) |
"Despite its overarching Christian themes, Narnia delivers an entertaining yarn." |
David Foucher |
Splat C |
Click (2006) |
"'It's a Wonderful Life' with fart jokes." |
David Foucher |
Tomato B+ |
Cloverfield (2008) |
"Blair Witch meets Godzilla in this hugely enjoyable shake-fest." |
David Foucher |
Splat D+ |
Coach Carter (2005) |
"Even Samuel L. Jackson’s performance can’t save this glorified press release from its “been there, done that” fate." |
David Foucher |
Splat C |
Cold Mountain (2003) |
"Leaves you luke-warm." |
David Foucher |
Tomato A |
Collateral (2004) |
"Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx give the movie tension and momentum, and director Michael Mann gives it something most action flicks lack: style." |
David Foucher |
Tomato B- |
The Company (2003) |
"In a phrase, “The Company” is like the ballet it celebrates: you’re going to have to invest patience and determination to appreciate it’s artistry." |
David Foucher |
Splat D- |
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004) |
"If you’re smart, you’ll skip “Concessions of an Teenage Drama Queen” and buy $10 of stock in Comcast instead." |
David Foucher |
Tomato A- |
Connie and Carla (2004) |
"Folks, it’s an instant gay classic that’s bigger than a beehive... with heart to match." |
David Foucher |
Tomato A- |
Constantine (2005) |
"Keanu's back in black, and in a 'hell' of a fun movie… what's not to love?" |
David Foucher |
Splat 1/5 |
Conversations with God (2006) |
"It may appeal to those who get teary eyed over Hallmark cards, but will bore anyone who views religion with passion and maturity." |
Phil Hall |
Splat D+ |
The Core (2003) |
"Hillary Swank and Aaron Eckhart lead the latest adventure to save the world from natural forces… YAWN." |
David Foucher |
Splat C |
Couples Retreat (2009) |
"Kinda stupid, kinda funny. It's the ultimate fall film." |
David Foucher |
Splat 2/5 |
CSA: The Confederate States of America (2006) |
"The film's decision to incorporate genuine examples of human horror (photographs of the Wounded Knee Massacre and Southern lynch mob violence) are thoroughly out of place in a movie that tries to score satirical points." |
Phil Hall |