Tomato B- |
Aliens in the Attic (2009) |
"The ensuing war of the worlds is waged with weapons as fearsome as a bubble blower, a skateboard, and a sort of anti-gravity grenade that, frankly, looks like a lot of fun." |
Adam Markovitz |
Tomato B |
Abandon (2002) |
"A competently made, mildly diverting collegiate thriller." |
Bruce Fretts |
Splat F |
Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002) |
"The most ill-conceived animated comedy since the 1991 dog Rover Dangerfield." |
Bruce Fretts |
Splat D- |
American Wedding (2003) |
"A groin-numbing onslaught of sexual-humiliation and emission-ingestion gags." |
Bruce Fretts |
Tomato B |
Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) |
"Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem is a B movie that truly earns its B." |
Chris Nashawaty |
Splat C+ |
Armored (2009) |
"Alas, Armored is one predictable and forgettable movie that should consider itself very lucky not to have gone straight to DVD." |
Clark Collis |
Splat C |
Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006) |
"Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker is Agent Cody Banks played British and kinda straight -- that is, as straight as you can when your villain is played by a toothpick-chomping Mickey Rourke in purple eye shadow." |
Gregory Kirschling |
Splat C+ |
Amazing Grace (2007) |
"It leaves the blood unstirred." |
Gregory Kirschling |
Splat B- |
America's Heart and Soul (2004) |
"Less evocative and honest in all its 88 minutes than, say, just one of the throwaway establishing shots of Angela Arenivar's dusty Texas-panhandle hometown in last year's Spellbound, a true American movie with a lot more heart and soul." |
Gregory Kirschling |
Tomato B |
American Hardcore (2006) |
"American Hardcore is illuminating nostalgia, stuffed with all the right tattooed talking heads (like Black Flag's Henry Rollins), plus grim-looking concert footage of wailing skinny guys." |
Gregory Kirschling |
Splat C+ |
Annapolis (2006) |
"Compellingly reserved and inscrutable at the start, Franco starts to lose us by the second hour ..." |
Gregory Kirschling |
Tomato B |
Arctic Tale (2007) |
"It's a respectable attempt to get kids who like cuddly animals thinking about death and destruction on a global scale." |
Gregory Kirschling |
Splat D |
Are We Done Yet? (2007) |
"Atrocious." |
Gregory Kirschling |
Splat C+ |
Arthur and the Invisibles (2007) |
"Luc Besson has made a fair share of artfully bad movies. Arthur and the Invisibles -- half-live-action, half-CG kid's adventure -- is (by a hair) more bad-bad, like The Fifth Element, than good-bad, like The Big Blue." |
Gregory Kirschling |
Tomato B- |
Aurora Borealis (2006) |
"The movie would be a quality guilty-gloopy pleasure if it weren't so deadly overlong." |
Gregory Kirschling |
Tomato A- |
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) |
"A.I. is a clash of the titans, a jumble, an oedipal drama, a carny act. I want to see it again." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Splat C- |
About Adam (2001) |
"Calculated, cold, and damply demeaning." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato A |
About Schmidt (2002) |
"One of the best films of the year." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato B |
Absolute Wilson (2006) |
"Intriguing." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato A- |
Adaptation (2002) |
"Demonstrates that Kaufman, the real Charlie Kaufman, has a rare and really weird talent not only for finding portals into other people's psyches but also for Silly Puttying his own into the stories he tells." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Splat C- |
Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl in 3-D (2005) |
"A strenuously merry, digitally produced folly that cavorts weakly like a parent over-involved in his kid's playtime." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato |
After the Life (2002) |
"Each film stands satisfyingly on its own as a genre piece, but the triplex provides added understanding of character and consequence." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato A- |
After The Wedding (2007) |
"Talented filmmaker Susanne Bier, armed with an outstanding compositional sense, keeps control over the storms of melodrama that swirl in this rich weepie." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato B+ |
Afterschool (2009) |
"Anthony Campos (who was 24 when he made this jolting pic) captures the numbing psychic scramble that just might cause the YouTube generation to go morally haywire. Or become filmmakers." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Splat C |
Agnes and His Brothers (2006) |
"Writer-director Oskar Roehler spends all his energy on cataloging ''outrageous' behavior, and none on giving the transgressions any meaning." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato B- |
The Agronomist (2004) |
"Works best as an homage." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato |
Aimee & Jaguar (2000) |
"Färberböck's engrossing debut conveys the devotion between Aimée (Juliane Köhler) and Felice Schragenheim (Maria Schrader)." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Splat C+ |
The Alamo (2004) |
"Never harmonizes into a cinematic experience any more resonant than the average, manly, why-we-fight pic, or coalesces into a stirring cry for freedom." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato B+ |
Alias Betty (2002) |
"A nifty, entwined, ultimately gripping adaptation of British crime writer Ruth Rendell's novel The Tree of Hands." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato B+ |
Alien Trespass (2009) |
"That warm tone, along with the picture's bright, saturated, anti-CGI look, is a welcome respite from jokes, irony, and the postmodern malaise of know-it-all-ness." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Splat C+ |
Alien vs. Predator (2004) |
"To ingest Alien vs. Predator on its own slimy, divertingly synthetic terms, it helps to forget everything previously known -- and loved -- about the franchise monster aliens who get star billing." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato |
Alien: The Director's Cut (2003) |
"In space, the famous tagline went, no one can hear you scream. In Alien, you can hear lessons for the sci-fi future in a great milestone from the recent past." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato B+ |
Aliens of the Deep (2005) |
"It's good that a kid, and maybe even an adult, may want to 'touch' one of the so-called aliens thrust out for our inspection. But more important, a kid, and maybe even an adult, may want to become a human scientist." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato A- |
All About Lily Chou-Chou (2002) |
"Iwai creates Yuichi's world as much through disembodied moments of sight and sound as through action, building to a surprising stab of melancholy." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato |
All About My Mother (1999) |
"Few melodramas with such tragic underpinnings have ever made me feel so intensely happy." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Splat D |
All About Steve (2009) |
"Oops, sorry, we're not supposed to think of Mary as mentally ill, psychologically unbalanced, or any of those painful things, just full of gumption and sunny determination." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Splat C- |
All About the Benjamins (2002) |
"Something puddles to nothing in this relentless Miami sun." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato B- |
All or Nothing (2002) |
" With one exception, every blighter in this particular South London housing project digs into dysfunction like it's a big, comforting jar of Marmite, to be slathered on crackers and served as a feast of bleakness." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Splat C- |
All The King's Men (2006) |
"All around him, Penn's costars retract in defeat." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Splat |
All the Pretty Horses (2000) |
"Faced with a choice of blunt instruments with which to beat a good book into a bad movie, director Billy Bob Thornton chooses heavy, random, arty imagery and a leaden pace." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato A |
All the Real Girls (2003) |
"A revelation in its ability to capture how love really feels." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato B- |
Alone With Her (2007) |
"A Blair Witch Project for the new, surveillance-obsessed millennium." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato B |
Along Came a Spider (2001) |
"Along Came a Spider moves at a taut, well-metered pace, one that allows for scenes of psychological excavation." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Splat C |
Alpha Dog (2007) |
"Cassavetes (The Notebook) throws in everything he can recycle to grab a core-demo viewer -- slutty teens making out, blaring rock music, guns, split screens." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato |
An Amazing Couple (2002) |
"Each film stands satisfyingly on its own as a genre piece, but the triplex provides added understanding of character and consequence." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Splat C+ |
Amelia (2009) |
"Amelia is a frustratingly old-school, Hollywood-style, inspirational biopic about Amelia Earhart that doesn't trust a viewer's independent assessment of the famous woman pictured on the screen." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Tomato A- |
Amelie (2001) |
"While Amélie the plucky girl beguiles, Amélie the charming movie, already an international success, seduces." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Splat C- |
America's Sweethearts (2001) |
"A miasma of vanity envelops America's Sweethearts where wit ought to reign." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Splat C |
An American Carol (2008) |
"Only you can decide whether you're in the mood to wade through the smear of stink jokes and political ravings." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |
Splat C |
An American Haunting (2006) |
"A standard, creaking, fake-spooky ghost story..." |
Lisa Schwarzbaum |