Splat 3/10 |
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006) |
"The Santa Clause 3 strikes out." |
John Wirt |
Splat |
Saving Face (2005) |
"This indie film's wrong turns include a feel-good finish as phony as any Hollywood ending." |
John Wirt |
Splat 5/10 |
Saw III (2006) |
"A dingy smear of butchery." |
John Wirt |
Splat 2/4 |
Saw V (2008) |
"Saw V may still have the power to make audiences squirm, but only for the most obvious reasons." |
John Wirt |
Tomato 7/10 |
School for Scoundrels (2006) |
"The ticklishly comic School For Scoundrels earns a good grade." |
John Wirt |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Secret Garden (1993) |
"Agnieszka Holland and cinematographer Roger Deakins orchestrate the film's blossoming of human and plant life with care, transcending Hollywood's typical family fare." |
John Wirt |
Splat |
Seed of Chucky (2004) |
"The grisly Seed Of Chucky fails to entertain on any level. Chucky and his family should take a permanent vacation.
" |
John Wirt |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Semi-Pro (2008) |
"A not-ready-for-primetime tale that should have stayed on the bench." |
John Wirt |
Tomato |
Serenity (2005) |
"A good-natured, multi-leveled space opera that earns more big-screen voyages.
" |
John Wirt |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1987) |
"A trippy, guilty pleasure." |
John Wirt |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Sex and the City - The Movie (2008) |
"Even fans may find themselves wondering when this very long episode will end." |
John Wirt |
Splat |
Shall We Dance? (2004) |
"Richard Gere slips into his dancing shoes again for a romantic comedy of sorts that's anything but swift on its feet." |
John Wirt |
Splat |
Shark Tale (2004) |
"A giant ad for stuffed toys and plastic figurines, Shark Tale's best suited for the smallest human fry, moviegoers who'll watch anything that's colorful and in motion." |
John Wirt |
Tomato |
Shaun of the Dead (2004) |
"For the satirically inclined, many chuckles are found in the run-up to the survivors' late-in-the-film, unfunny desperation.
" |
John Wirt |
Tomato |
She's The Man (2006) |
"Earns higher grades than the average high-school comedy." |
John Wirt |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Shutter (2008) |
"No one needs a telephoto lens to see what's coming in Shutter." |
John Wirt |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Sicko (2007) |
"In amusing, opinionated and sometimes moving style, Michael Moore points his accusing camera at health care in the United States." |
John Wirt |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Simpsons Movie (2007) |
"For Simpsons fans, seeing Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie on a movie screen must be like watching old friends blown up to the size of Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade floats. But even if you've never seen an episode of The Simpsons, the big-" |
John Wirt |
Tomato |
Sin City (2005) |
"Sin City translates the cool swagger and ultra-violence of Frank Miller's graphic novels to the screen with high fidelity." |
John Wirt |
Tomato |
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005) |
"Despite some soapy scenes, this adaptation of Ann Brashares' best-selling teen novel holds touching drama." |
John Wirt |
Splat |
The Skeleton Key (2005) |
"The intended surprises aren't all that surprising.
" |
John Wirt |
Tomato |
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) |
"Elaborately conceived and beautifully executed, the movie's a great marriage of fantastical, old-fashioned storytelling and new technology." |
John Wirt |
Splat |
Sky High (2005) |
"Less discriminating, younger viewers may find Sky High amusing, but actual high school students are way beyond this kid stuff." |
John Wirt |
Tomato 4/4 |
Slumdog Millionaire (2008) |
"Designed around poverty, love and questions though it is, Slumdog Millionaire never really answers big questions. But there's no denying that it's bravura entertainment." |
John Wirt |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Smiths - Inside The Smiths |
"Mike Joyce and Andy Rourke, the rhythm section in the Smiths, that influential '80s indie rock band from Manchester, England, give their account of Smiths history." |
John Wirt |
Tomato |
The Smiths - Under Review (2006) |
"Under Review series examines works of Smiths, Kate Bush" |
John Wirt |
- |
Snakes on a Plane (2006) |
"Actor-comedian Flex Alexander originally refused to board Snakes" |
John Wirt |
Tomato 6/10 |
Snakes on a Plane (2006) |
"Snakes plus a plane plus a year of Internet hype do not a blockbuster make." |
John Wirt |
Tomato |
Something New (2006) |
"An affecting story that dares to dig deeper than the usual romantic comedy fluff." |
John Wirt |
- |
Something New (2006) |
"New Orleans native produced Something New." |
John Wirt |
Splat 2/4 |
Sorority Row (2009) |
"Sorority Row is most successful at creating characters even more insufferable than the usual young people who serve as slasher-flick fodder." |
John Wirt |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Soul Men (2008) |
"Nothing great comedy or drama happens in Soul Men. The pleasure comes in seeing Samuel L. Jackson and the late Bernie Mac do their stuff." |
John Wirt |
Splat |
Spanglish (2004) |
"Language barriers are the least of the problems in Spanglish." |
John Wirt |
Splat 2/4 |
Speed Racer (2008) |
"Speed Racer is more Toy Story than Days of Thunder. That could be a good thing, but, in this case, it isn't." |
John Wirt |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008) |
"It's easy to see what's coming, but the payoff is still touching. The Spiderwick Chronicles finds its magic." |
John Wirt |
Tomato 4/4 |
Star Trek (2009) |
"The greatest prequel ever told." |
John Wirt |
Splat |
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005) |
"Flat performances and even flatter dialogue give the final Star Wars prequel a hollow ring.
" |
John Wirt |
Splat |
Stealth (2005) |
"Has little more than color and motion going for it." |
John Wirt |
Splat 5/10 |
Stomp The Yard (2007) |
"Stomp the Yard gives moviegoers rousing dance scenes, but otherwise stops short of its dramatic potential." |
John Wirt |
Splat 6/10 |
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) |
"This is Will Ferrell's Being John Malkovich or Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but not as good as either of those other comedies of the mind." |
John Wirt |
Tomato |
Strangers With Candy (2006) |
"A raunchy, subversive little satire about unlikely redemption." |
John Wirt |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Sunshine (2007) |
"While Sunshine echoes some previous films, especially 2001: A Space Odyssey and Alien, Danny Boyle imprints his distinctive mark. This visionary director from Manchester, England, may be on his way to being one of moviemaking's greats" |
John Wirt |
Tomato 3/4 |
Superbad (2007) |
"Superbad may not linger in the memory, but its often riotous comedy is engaging and the journeys that Evan, Seth and McLovin take are, believe or not, eventually heartfelt." |
John Wirt |
Splat 2/4 |
Superhero Movie! (2008) |
"This year's Superhero Movie isn't as epically bad as last year's Epic Movie, but it does provide more evidence that the spoof genre is tapped out." |
John Wirt |
Tomato |
Superman Returns (2006) |
"Despite its Messiah complex, Superman Returns successfully revives the series for the big screen." |
John Wirt |
Splat 2/4 |
Surf's Up (2007) |
"Not enough wit for parents and not enough action and comedy for kids." |
John Wirt |
Splat |
Surviving Christmas (2004) |
"The idea of casting Ben Affleck as some kind of giddy holiday angel who drops in and makes everything all right again was doomed from day one.
" |
John Wirt |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) |
"A wickedly entertaining blood feast." |
John Wirt |