Tomato 3.5/4 |
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) |
"...here is the ideal summer motion picture: the one in which style and substance work hand-in-hand to encourage lengthy discussions amongst its viewers." |
David Keyes |
Splat 0/4 |
Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002) |
"Eight Crazy Nights is a shallow, crude, mean-spirited and painfully unfunny excursion into lunacy..." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Adaptation (2002) |
"...a fabulous, daring, intelligent and wild experience, electric down to the finest details and polished by its own shrewd sense of comic intensity." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Adventures in Babysitting (1987) |
"This is really just innocent material with a tendency to flout basic guidelines and stray from the perimeters of believability." |
David Keyes |
Splat 2/4 |
Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver (1998) |
"Air Bud 2 only has the ability to make you laugh (occasionally), and nothing else." |
David Keyes |
Splat 0.5/4 |
Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996) |
"...a movie that happens before it thinks." |
David Keyes |
Splat 1/4 |
The Alamo (2004) |
"Nothing more than a long and exhausting excursion into the world of macho men as they defeat the enemy and then celebrate by boring the audience to tears." |
David Keyes |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Alexander (2004) |
"Much like the title character himself, this is an endeavor that strives for greatness but is too burdened by its own ego to live out the full potential." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 4/4 |
Alien (1979) |
"...a movie so good, so involving and so jolting that it not only takes is place among the great science fiction films of our time, but also the great thrillers." |
David Keyes |
Splat 1/4 |
Alien vs. Predator (2004) |
"A brainless, clueless concept. And it's not even a fun one, either." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 4/4 |
Almost Famous (2000) |
"..so well made, so enticing and so intelligent, that there comes a moment at the end when you want to break the silence with thunderous applause." |
David Keyes |
Splat 0/4 |
Almost Heroes (1998) |
"...one of the most phony excuses for comedy ever made." |
David Keyes |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Along Came a Spider (2001) |
"...so little makes sense and so much is left up to speculation that there isn't even an urge to get involved..." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
American Beauty (1999) |
"The movie is an impressive achievement, yes, but not always a deep and effective one." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
American History X (1998) |
"...a brutal and disturbing movie that discusses and demonstrates racism, prejudice, and human blindness." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 4/4 |
American Psycho (2000) |
"An incisive commentary about the emptiness and rapacity of important people." |
David Keyes |
Splat 1/4 |
The Amityville Horror (2005) |
"The remake does absolutely nothing to modify or improve upon its predecessor, which makes it completely pointless." |
David Keyes |
Splat 1/4 |
Analyze This (1998) |
"...a movie so sluggish and corny, not even a script written by Shakespeare could have saved it." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 3/4 |
Angela's Ashes (1999) |
"The cinematographers are brilliant in their quest to evoke cold and cruel atmosphere." |
David Keyes |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Anger Management (2003) |
"Just as the film's characters need anger management, so does the movie itself need comedy lessons." |
David Keyes |
Splat 2/4 |
Anna and the King (1999) |
"So unbelievably bloated that staring at Don King's hair is likely to have a more plausible payoff." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 3/4 |
Antwone Fisher (2002) |
"Here, Washington has taken a real-life memoir and turned it not into a sappy melodrama, but an honest, respectable and engaging character study in which the dramatics are just as important to the plot as plot itself." |
David Keyes |
Splat 2.5/4 |
Antz (1998) |
"...beautiful and visually appealing, but uninspired in the script department." |
David Keyes |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Any Given Sunday (1999) |
"A movie of laughably bad proportions, shot with extensive graininess, and directed at an unforgivably slow pace." |
David Keyes |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Anywhere But Here (1999) |
"A sappy soap opera-style drama with absolutely no necessity to develop believability." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 4/4 |
The Apostle (1997) |
"Walking away from The Apostle, I felt renewed and reborn..." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 3/4 |
Appleseed (1997) |
"...it's choppy and simple, with characters inked underneath hard edges, but little of that matters when you compare it to the compelling premise." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 3/4 |
Apt Pupil (1998) |
"Apt Pupil is about as great as a modern Stephen King horror flick could get." |
David Keyes |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Arlington Road (1999) |
"So filled with moronic intentions and illogical ideas that, had there been any truth to them, might have led audiences to believe that we live in the Twilight Zone." |
David Keyes |
Splat 0.5/4 |
Armageddon (1998) |
"...a waste of 100 million dollars and the talent of great actors..." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Art of Amália (2000) |
"A watchable, spurring documentary. It could have been so much more in the process, though." |
David Keyes |
Splat 2/4 |
The Art of War (2000) |
"The plot lacks any sense of direction, and is told in such a reckless manner that it practically derails itself." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Astronaut's Wife (1999) |
"Take this as hard evidence that movies without advanced showings will not always be totally worthless." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
At First Sight (1998) |
"...a movie that allows us to view familiar landscapes with refreshment and open-mindedness..." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) |
"'Atlantis' is both nostalgic and fresh, a film that occupies a style both memorable and familiar and utilizes effective storytelling rarely seen in cartoons." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 3/4 |
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) |
"...though there is an occasion when a wisecrack results in dead stares rather than laughs, the result is pleasing enough for die-hard fans of this ambitious spy trilogy." |
David Keyes |
Splat 2/4 |
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) |
"Something of mixed reaction, a movie in which Myers remains an influencing screen presence, but the script doesn't do him justice." |
David Keyes |
Splat 1.5/4 |
The Avengers (1998) |
"The movie is so disorganized that I'm not even sure what it was supposed to be about." |
David Keyes |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Aviator (2004) |
"...a highly stylized and satisfying chronicle of flawed human life" |
David Keyes |