Tomato 4/4 |
Babel (2006) |
"one of the most dramatic, exciting and moving films of the year." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Baby Mama (2008) |
"Fey and Poehler deliver more laughs than the last two Will Ferrell movies combined" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Bad News Bears (2005) |
"Sure, you'll feel a bit ashamed laughing at the raunchy, tasteless humor, but it's a dark theater and no one will know it is you." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Balls of Fury (2007) |
"relies on so many kicks and blows to the crotch you might think you are watching some sort of strange DVD Mommy and Daddy keep hidden in the bottom of a dresser drawer with a weird leather mask" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Bandslam (2009) |
"Surprise! This ain't no Disney-fied cotton candy movie. It has more bite, angst and soul than that." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Bank Job (2008) |
"It's a welcome treat to see Statham in a movie you aren't ashamed to buy tickets to see." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Barnyard: The Original Party Animals (2006) |
"your kid won't learn anything from Barnyard, but they might need 10 years of therapy after viewing the movie's fight scenes and COYOTES ATTACKING THE FARM." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
Basic Instinct 2 (2006) |
"Instead of moving like an enchanting vision of lust, Stone stomps through every scene with the subtlety of a Clydesdale, and her hair looks like it was stolen off a Raggedy Ann doll" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Batman Begins (2005) |
"All the bad ideas like Robin, Batgirl, Mr. Freeze and the suit with the Bat Nipples are gone, only to be replaced by awesome ideas and lots of brooding.
" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/5 |
Batman: The Movie (1966) |
"If you loved the series, the movie is what you would expect." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Be Cool (2005) |
"I have a Man Crush on John Travolta, so it could feature performances from Ben Affleck, the Olsen Twins, Tara Reid AND Jamie Kennedy, and I would still like it." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Be Kind Rewind (2008) |
"Tackles the hackneyed with the tender hand and heart of writer/director Michel Gondry." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Beauty Shop (2005) |
"Beauty Shop has plenty of funny moments, along with randy, outrageous dialogue, but not much of a plot." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Because I Said So (2007) |
"You get what you expect with some funny scenes, a couple of make-you-weep scenes and plenty of female bonding." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Because of Winn-Dixie (2005) |
"not heavy on plot, but it is a series of charming adventures with common, heart warming themes about finding friendship and dealing with hardship" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Bee Movie (2007) |
"made for kids with more bee puns than Carrot Top and Kenny Bania could ever imagine" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Beerfest (2006) |
"funny when it goes for outrageous and farcical, but tedious when it displays the originality of a Kevin Federline rap." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Before Sunset (2004) |
"You have to be a romantic to love these movies, and I fell for them hook, line and sinker." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
The Benchwarmers (2006) |
"The Benchwarmers is full of potty humor and worse, but this "make work" program for The Friends of Adam Sandler is not a dreadful movie, it's just an inconsequential one" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Beowulf (2007) |
"Seeing Angelina Jolie's naked animated body doing a sexy slither out of the water might turn your PG-13 boy into an R-rated man!" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) |
"some will think this is a cute funny movie, and the rest of us will go running and screaming from the theater begging God to take away our eyesight so we never have to see it again" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Bewitched (2005) |
"Kidman is so darn cute in this movie! Bewitched is a great date movie and a funny film for anyone who has or hasn't seen the original television show.
" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Big Fan (2009) |
"More about the leading man's performance than being a comprehensive tale" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
Birth (2004) |
"I think Nicole Kidman let the Lenny Kravitz lovin' distract her while reading the script for Birth." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat .5/4 |
The Black Dahlia (2006) |
"The early Oscar buzz is dead on arrival. You'll be laughing by the end, and not in a good way" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Black Snake Moan (2007) |
"C'mon, he has chained up a hot little girl wearing nothing but a cutoff t-shirt and white underpants! That's either a horror movie, a dark comedy or a porno, and Brewer is right to get the most comedy out of the situation you can." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Blade: Trinity (2004) |
"Blade:Trinity gives us front row seats to watch the end of Wesley's career and the career of Parker "Former Indie Queen" Posey." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Blades of Glory (2007) |
"All of the requisite parts are there - silly outfits, crazy hair, outrageous dialogue, and Jenna Fischer from The Office stealing my heart with every wholesome, sweeter-than-a-Cadbury-Egg smile." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Blind Side (2009) |
"I should hate this movie with every ounce of my being (and that's alot of ounces). Yet, it has a certain charm that draws you in like the girl next door." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Blindness (2008) |
"I get it. I just don't find it all that interesting." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Blood and Chocolate (2007) |
"Some of the action is ponderous ... The dialogue is nothing to get excited about ... and no one in the cast has a chance at getting an Oscar nomination, but it's not the worst movie you will ever see." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Blood Diamond (2006) |
"You forget about the accent within minutes as you get wrapped up in what DiCaprio is saying and doing." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 5/5 |
The Blues Brothers (1980) |
"One of the funniest movies I have ever seen. A classic in all sense of the word." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Bobby (2006) |
"It's a bland, pointless movie that happens to have a brilliantly emotional ending" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Body of Lies (2008) |
"I'm not much of a mathematician, but you can say this one is Crowe Scott DiCaprio = Disappointment" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Bolt (2008) |
"Has the right amount of sincerity, schmaltz and silliness to make Bolt entertaining for everyone" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Boogeyman (2005) |
"Director Stephen Kaye does a good job creating a spooky atmosphere but the script is short on dialogue, while running out of steam towards the end." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006) |
"Borat is funny, but it's not the Jesus Christ of comedies." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.75/4 |
The Bourne Supremacy (2004) |
"With an intense tone, strong mystery and dedication to story over frivolous action, The Bourne Supremacy is one of the best movies of the year!" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
The Box (2009) |
"The audience is subject to a constant tone of foreboding danger, but The Box is more tease than delivery." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
The Brave One (2007) |
"It wants to be a moody, dark exploration of pain and revenge (the same feelings I experienced during and after the movie)." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Breach (2007) |
"a very good movie with great acting, but it needed a bit of pizzazz to make it a movie you can't miss." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
The Break-Up (2006) |
"The Break-Up is much like a real relationship as it starts off all hilarious and fun, but you are tearing your hair out by the end." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Breakin' All the Rules (2004) |
"Breakin' All The Rules has moments when it is very good, but it doesn't maintain that high level throughout the movie." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Bride Wars (2009) |
"nothing shocking, nothing original, nothing amazing and nothing special, but you can have a few laughs along the way." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
Brideshead Revisited (2008) |
"If you go with a group of friends to see Brideshead Revisited, the one who is still awake at the end wins a free dinner from the rest of the group." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Bridge to Terabithia (2007) |
"sometimes feels like a rudderless movie meandering along without a plot, but you can enjoy the ride, and feel the emotional wallop waiting for you at the end." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004) |
"Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason has its problems, but it made me laugh from start to finish, so how bad could it be?" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Brokeback Mountain (2005) |
"Brokeback Mountain, if you are willing to give it a chance, is an emotional, heartbreaking movie.
" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Broken Flowers (2005) |
"You want to go to Broken Flowers to see Bill Murray put in yet another Oscar-worthy performance" |
Willie Waffle |