Tomato 3/4 |
Candy (2006) |
"a rough movie to watch, but the acting performances make it worth it." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Capitalism: A Love Story (2009) |
"You will march out of the theater looking to beat up a CEO." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Cars (2006) |
"Larry The Cable Guy saves a movie that is good, but not great." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Casanova (2005) |
"Ledger has more chemistry with his co-star and object of affection in Brokeback Mountain than in this movie" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Casino Royale (2006) |
"I am proud to say the haters can all stuff it. Daniel Craig is the perfect new James Bond, and may have rescued the franchise." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Cassandra's Dream (2008) |
"Writer/director Woody Allen calls on everyone to be a bit too reserved, but Wilkinson and Farrell find ways around it" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Catch a Fire (2006) |
"Luke has grown as an actor to have the same kind of screen presence as Matt Damon. If he keeps putting in performances like this, we'll upgrade him to Leonardo DiCaprio status." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Catch and Release (2007) |
"suffers from trying to be too many things to too many audiences and tastes." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat .5/4 |
Catwoman (2004) |
"She can do everything a Spider-Man can, but worse. Much, much, much, much worse." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
The Cave (2005) |
"Director Bruce Hunt shouldn’t be allowed to film a birthday party, let alone a major motion picture." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Cellular (2004) |
"This movie shows you why I have caller ID on my cell phone. Cellular is a fun, exciting thriller with a sense of humor and storytelling." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Changeling (2008) |
"A missed opportunity with amazing moments stuck next to failed ones. The Dark Knight will get the Best Picture nomination Changeling could have earned." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) |
"Burton has created a psychedelic, off-beat, dark comedy combined with a heartfelt tale about one little boy who continues to hope and dream" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Charlie Bartlett (2007) |
"Should have been a comedy all the way through ... It's like we have been enjoying a delicious ice cream sundae, only to find broccoli at the bottom of the bowl."" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Charlie Wilson's War (2007) |
"If we learned anything from The Da Vinci Code, it is how you should never under estimate Tom Hanks with a goofy hair cut." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Charlotte's Web (2006) |
"If you are taking your kid to see Charlotte's Web, you better not plan on serving ham for Christmas dinner." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Cheaper By the Dozen 2 (2005) |
"After making Shopgirl, it appears Steve Martin had a lobotomy." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Chicken Little (2005) |
"Chicken Little doesn't lay an egg, but it doesn't fly like a majestic eagle either." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Children of Men (2006) |
"Owen makes Theo into the type of modern hero moviegoers want to see today." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Christmas with the Kranks (2004) |
"You will laugh at much of this, but it's not a hearty, fulfilling guffaw. It's more like a Christmas snack that leaves you wanting more until dinnertime." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) |
"It lacks the kind of rich details and memorable dialogue that would elevate it to amazing status, but the action is good" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe (2005) |
"The Chronicles of Narnia proves, sometimes, talking animals are not funny. Sometimes, they are waging a holy war, and Santa Claus is giving kids weapons for Christmas." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat .5/4 |
Chronicles of Riddick (2004) |
"I hope [Judi Dench] did this for her grandkids or something, because I cried when I saw her in this bad movie." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Cinderella Man (2005) |
"the first Oscar contender of 2005, and one of the few movies where it's OK for a man to cry (it's about sports, so whip out that hanky, big guy)." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
A Cinderella Story (2004) |
"I'm too much of a man to enjoy this movie ... Remarkably, Duff is not annoying." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) |
"It's Twilight with training wheels!" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
City of Ember (2008) |
"One of those rare movies that should have been longer" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Clerks II (2006) |
"has a huge been-there-done-that factor as Smith tries to recreate the magic of the original" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Click (2006) |
"Click sells itself as an Adam Sandler comedy full of immature humor (and it is), but the last 30 minutes are brilliant, heartbreaking and emotional." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Closer (2004) |
"I hope Closer doesn't win an Oscar, or I'll have to see 10 more like it next year." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (2009) |
"Meatballs, steaks, spaghetti, ice cream and candy are falling from the sky. You just described my version of heaven." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Cloverfield (2008) |
"unlike almost any movie you have seen before to become a raw, realistic and gut wrenching experience" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Coach Carter (2005) |
"very good film with the kind of message people need to hear more often, especially teens and spoiled athletes (maybe Randy Moss and Shaun Alexander could see the movie)." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
Code Name: The Cleaner (2007) |
"If Cedric The Entertainer keeps making movies like this, The Honeymooners and Johnson Family Vacation, he may really have to work as a janitor." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Collateral (2004) |
"Cruise is great as the evil, heartless hit man (did Nicole Kidman write the script?)." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
The Condemned (2007) |
"All about the cheesy dialogue, loud pounding music, and Stone Cold Steve Austin growling, scowling and looking mean, while the women in the movie run around in tight tank tops designed to show off their decolletage." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009) |
"P.J. Hogan and his writing team really love Lucy because they attempt to put Fisher through more pratfalls, uncomfortable social situations and misconceived schemes than Lucy and Ethel combined." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Connie and Carla (2004) |
"I am convinced Vardalos wrote Connie and Carla just so she could kiss David Duchovny. It wasn't to make us laugh (trust me on that one)." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Constant Gardener (2005) |
"it's one of those movies you shouldn't see if you loved Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.
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Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Constantine (2005) |
"While haters might go into the movie hoping Keanu will go to hell, Constantine is not so bad as to make you continue to feel the hate." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Copying Beethoven (2006) |
"Ed Harris plays Beethoven, but, with this material, maybe the producers should have turned to Ben Stiller." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Coraline (2009) |
"A visual masterpiece combined with a decent story" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Couples Retreat (2009) |
"By the time it starts getting dramatic, I was rooting for each one of them to get a divorce." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Crash (2005) |
"Crash is a movie you want to see for the great acting performances from some unlikely sources." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Crazy Like A Fox (2005) |
"Writer/director Richard Squires has an interesting story ... but he waters that story down with attempts to make Crazy Like A Fox into a slapstick, wacky comedy" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
Crossover (2006) |
"Crossover might have its heart in the right place, but its brain is somewhere else all together." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) |
"Captures the sadness and exhilaration of life and puts both side by side in a way that is undeniably moving" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Curious George (2006) |
"Parents will see the story's obvious twists and turns coming from a mile away, but will relish listening to the hysterical laughter of their young kids enjoying the slapstick antics" |
Willie Waffle |
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