Splat 1/4 |
The Da Vinci Code (2006) |
"So Deep the Sleep of Man (and Woman) who buys a ticket to The Da Vinci Code" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Damned United (2009) |
"a wonderful story, excellently told and without all sorts of manufactured drama" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Dan in Real Life (2007) |
"even Derek Jeter strikes out once in a while, so Steve Carell was bound to have a stinker eventually, and Dan In Real Life is it." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Danny Deckchair (2004) |
"Danny Deckchair is a wonderful mix of sweetness and wackiness" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
The Dark Knight (2008) |
"The Godfather of summer movies. Yes, I mean it." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
Dark Water (2005) |
"Sadly, you can't be sued for plagiarizing yourself" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Dave Chappelle's Block Party (2006) |
"see Chappelle at his best" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Dawn of the Dead (2004) |
"When there's no more room in hell, the dead and dumb take over Hollywood and make movies like this" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Day After Tomorrow (2004) |
"The Day After Tomorrow is a camp classic and a modern day Poseidon Adventure." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
De-Lovely (2004) |
"Kline is charming and captivating. He is one of the most underrated actors in the business today" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/5 |
Dead Calm (1988) |
"Great thriller with two excellent actors!" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Death of a President (2006) |
"would be a better movie if it morphed into a whodunit" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat .5/4 |
Death Race (2008) |
"Made for that dude down near the front of the theater who screams out, "DAAAAAMN," every time a character meets his untimely demise. Either you're that guy or you are not." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat .5/4 |
Death Sentence (2007) |
"It has Kevin Bacon. How bad could it be? Bacon makes everything better, whether it be a cheesy movie or a cheeseburger! I'll never think that again as this movie becomes more absurd by the moment." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Deception (2008) |
"Wants to be as dirty, sexy and thrilling as Basic Instinct, but it's more like Eyes Wide Shut or Basic Instinct 2." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat .5/4 |
Deck the Halls (2006) |
"After seeing the trailers and commercials for this one, I was convinced it would be utterly detestable, but it turns out Deck The Halls is only majorly annoying. I guess that is a step up." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Defiance (2008) |
"The audience will be moved by the characters' efforts to embrace life and love in the face of such tragedy" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Definitely, Maybe (2008) |
"might not be the most perfect movie possible, but it makes up for its shortcomings with an appeal to the heart that connects" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Deja Vu (2006) |
"A thrilling, mind bending mystery with action that keeps your heart pumping" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Delta Farce (2007) |
"No one expects Delta Farce to compete with The Godfather or Titanic for Academy Awards supremacy, but you would expect everyone involved to try harder to be funnier instead of repeating every joke over and over again." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
The Departed (2006) |
"The Departed is classic Scorsese complete with a story so dense and exciting you don't want it to end. But, when it does end, HOLY MAMA it's a good ending." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Derailed (2005) |
"Derailed is one of the biggest surprises of the year" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) |
"Why are you reading this review? Seriously, do you think this is the movie where Rob Schneider shows the world he's the next Tom Hanks or Jack Nicholson?" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
The Devil Wears Prada (2006) |
"Buying a ticket to this instead of Superman Returns this week is like ordering pizza on Thanksgiving, but Streep gives Miranda the kind of authority and steely stare that would make a Navy SEAL shake in his boots." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005) |
"it's funny enough to overcome the cliches, and sweet enough to make those cliches feel warm and fuzzy" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat .5/4 |
Did You Hear About the Morgans? (2009) |
"If it wasn't for Hugh Grant, Did You Hear About The Morgans? would be competing for worst comedy of the decade. Instead, it's just in the running for worst comedy of the year." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Die Hard 4: Live Free or Die Hard (2007) |
"Like every movie where they blow stuff up, just with some nostalgia thrown in. And so over the top and silly the movie borders on campy. Then, it blows right through the campy border with an 18-wheel semi truck." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009) |
"this is not the Scrooge McDuck or Mr. Magoo version of the classic Charles Dickens tale, this A Christmas Carol is the dark, challenging and frightening version of the story" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
District 9 (2009) |
"For every person who walks out of the cineplex complaining that they want to see something different and original. That doesn't mean it is awesome, but it is different." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Disturbia (2007) |
"Some might think tackling the subject of an Alfred Hitchcock movie would be blasphemous, but everyone involved makes Disturbia good enough to stand on its own." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) |
"Stiller and Vaughn are about 200 times better than everything else in this movie." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/5 |
Dogville (2003) |
"... an experimental film that went as badly as one of my high school chemistry labs." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
Domino (2005) |
"Domino is a horrid piece of junk." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Doom (2005) |
"Try this on for size, "Everyone else's chances at an Oscar are DOOMed." I don't mean it, but it is a cool quote, putting Earl Dittman to shame!" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Doubt (2008) |
"Doubt is a good movie that features great performances and great moments." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! (2008) |
"Kids will laugh at Horton's antics, while parents won't sprain any muscles rolling their eyes." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Drag Me To Hell (2009) |
"A movie that is campy, frightening and one of the most memorable of the summer because it is so different from everything else" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Dreamer (2005) |
"a chance to see America's little sweetheart, Dakota Fanning, before she turns 16, dyes her blonde hair jet black, and pierces something that shouldn't be pierced" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Dreamgirls (2006) |
"everyone walks out talking about how Jennifer Hudson is going to win that Oscar (and how Urkel looks all grown up!)." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Drillbit Taylor (2008) |
"a funny movie, but a movie without many memorable moments and it suffers from a great deal of predictability." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) |
"It’s simple, kinda crass and more fun than jumping into the creek while Daisy is skinny dipping." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Duplicity (2009) |
"Is this a fun, flirty romantic comedy? A farce? A serious drama about espionage? When writer/director Tony Gilroy figures it out, will someone let me know?" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Dust to Glory (2005) |
"Dust To Glory is part of a new genre film - a type of mass marketing promotional documentary... it's better than most films like this.
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Willie Waffle |
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