G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)

"so full of mindless action, even the flashbacks are full of fight scenes and chase scenes and shoot 'em scenes"

The Game Plan (2007)

"I can smell what The Rock is cooking, and Gordon Ramsay is shutting down that kitchen!"

Garfield the Movie (2004)

"With his acerbic wit, masterful way of using vocal intonations and attitude, Murray shows why he is the only person who can make Garfield come to life."

George A. Romero's Land of the Dead (2005)

"it is a thrill to see a horror movie concerned with more than how many cool ways they can gross us out"

Georgia Rule (2007)

"it takes a horribly serious and painful subject then tries to surround it with a bad parody of Hee Haw"

Get Smart (2008)

"Silly without being stupid"

Ghost Rider (2007)

"I kept hoping the Scooby Doo gang would come out, rip the mask off of Cage and reveal Ghost Rider really is crazy old man Ben Affleck! That would explain so much."

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)

"When I first read about this movie several years ago, it was a star vehicle for Ben Affleck, and I thought it was a great idea. I was wrong."

Glory Road (2006)

"a classic crowd pleasing movie full of predictability, but it comes with some good acting, a little humor and a touching story as well."

Godsend (2004)

"It is horrible! Godsend has earned its place next to Gigli, Marci X and Freddie Got Fingered in the movie hall of shame."

Gone Baby Gone (2007)

"strong directorial debut by a guy who could use a break, and proves he has what it takes to be involved in making movies for a long time."

Good Luck Chuck (2007)

"Normally, I start to get the dry heaves when I see Dane Cook on the big screen, but this movie makes him likable"

The Good Shepherd (2006)

"Director Robert DeNiro also brings in the human side of the story without making it feel like an intruder, or a snoozer."

A Good Year (2006)

"When did Russell Crowe morph into Jimmy Fallon? You practically can see Crowe screaming to the audience, 'Don't you like me? I really really want you to like me.'"

Gracie (2007)

"What kind of cold, heartless, evil failure of a human being would I have to be to dump on a feel good movie about a 15-year old girl fighting for equality and the right to play soccer?"

The Great Debaters (2007)

"As director, Washington makes speechifying as exciting as a touchdown run!"

The Greatest Game Ever Played (2005)

"could use some editing and less reliance on cliché special effects, but it is a great feel good story."

Grindhouse (2007)

"Any movie featuring the violent, painful death of Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas gets extra kudos from me."

The Grudge (2004)

"I want to scream in terror (like at a Jennifer Lopez movie, or when I stand naked in front of my mirror). Sadly, The Grudge's scares aren't accompanied by much else."

The Guardian (2006)

"Costner easily is the most underrated and overly mocked actor of his generation."

Guilty by Suspicion (1991)

"Irwin Winkler brilliantly captures the madness that overtook Hollywood in the early 1950's"