Hairspray (2007)

"Just OK because it tries too hard to appeal to all, and feels a bit old fashioned."

Hancock (2008)

"It's like dating Britney Spears. Too much drama."

Hannah Montana The Movie (2009)

"It's not detestable and won't give you food poisoning, however, it's another one of those movies that is just bland and reaches for nothing more than mediocre."

The Happening (2008)

"Bad and weird."

Happy Feet (2006)

"It was sold to us as a cute movie with cuddly dancing and singing penguins, but becomes a life or death battle with a storyline that could have been written by Al Gore."

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)

"They try very hard to re-create the magic and popularity of the first Harold & Kumar adventure, but you can't always capture lightning in a bottle twice."

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

"Director Mike Newell has brought majesty and magic back"

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

"Get ready to start getting ready for movies 6 and 7, because that is the purpose, but if Harry's first kiss is the most anticipated event in this movie, what MORE are we to expect in the next couple movies?"

Harsh Times (2006)

"A series of great acting performances surrounded by a movie with no plot."

He's Just Not That Into You (2009)

"A crowded ensemble comedy with some big names, some great performances, some stories you don't care about, and some dialogue that will have you laughing so hard you will drop your Milk Duds."

Heavy (1994)

"Pruitt Taylor Vince will amaze you with his subtle but powerful portrayal of the lovable Victor."

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)

"This movie is everything Hancock wanted to be, but failed to deliver."

Hide and Seek (2005)

"ALMOST a good movie. Of course, that close call with competence is averted with an ending that gets worse and worse as it drags on and on"

High Tension (2005)

"the worst idea to come out of France since the metric system. "

A History of Violence (2005)

"A History of Violence is a great movie … for an hour."

The Hitcher (2007)

"While The Hitcher has its moments of gore (and I don't mean the global warming kind), director Dave Meyers makes the movie about the story, tension, danger and chase. THANK YOU!"

Hitman (2007)

"Hitman loses steam as we realize what is supposed to happen and we don't get enough bold surprises along the way."

The Holiday (2006)

"After such a horrible run of dreadful, I-want-to-poke-my-eyes-out-to-stop-the-pain holiday movies (Deck The Halls and The Santa Clause 3), The Holiday practically looks like the Citizen Kane of Christmas tales."

A Home at the End of the World (2004)

"I have to wonder how Colin's manhood could have distracted the audience from the plot, when not much of a plot exists."

Home on the Range (2004)

"...interesting, if simple, story that kids will be able to understand and enjoy, while parents won't feel bored out of their minds."

Hoodwinked (2006)

"It's as if Hoodwinked was put together in some back alley with a Commodore 64."

Hostage (2005)

"It keeps you interested in the plot, it's easy to follow, and you get to see Bruce Willis kick some booty."

Hotel for Dogs (2009)

"Don Cheadle stars in Hotel for Dogs. Did he lose some sort of bet to Clooney and Pitt?"

The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)

"Paris Hilton is to movies what mad cow disease is to a tasty burger, but The Hottie and The Nottie is not that bad. Yes, it is bad. Just not THAT bad"

House of Wax (2005)

"I wanted to see Paris Hilton die early and painfully. Nothing else really mattered."