Splat 2/4 |
Nacho Libre (2006) |
"the film never lives up to its potential of being a classic silly comedy, so you want to put the writers and director in a headlock." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 5/5 |
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988) |
"One of the greatest comedies ever made. The laughs don't stop." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Nancy Drew (2007) |
"Roberts is smart enough never to let Nancy be the butt of the joke, or let anyone in the audience think she should be mocked for her wholesome ways or reliance on her brain over slutty clothes." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
The Nanny Diaries (2007) |
"A pretentious movie trying too hard to be above it all and cute" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Nanny McPhee (2006) |
"Emma Thompson has provided an amazing script that is smart and wholesome (what a charming change from the usual)" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Napoleon Dynamite (2004) |
"Napoleon and his pals aren't the heroes of a Bruce Springsteen song who get up every morning and go to work each day. They're knuckleheads." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
National Treasure (2004) |
"Doesn't this movie's plot sound like some educational movie that's supposed to trick kids into learning because they made a game of it?" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Nativity Story (2006) |
"Excels when focused on Mary and Joseph, but The Three Wise Men come off more like The Three Stooges." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat .5/4 |
Never Back Down (2008) |
"Gigandet chews up the scenery like he is a gigantic, post-apocalyptic termite bent on destruction." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat .5/4 |
Never Die Alone (2004) |
"Never Die Alone is one of those dreadful movies that wants us to think it is deep and philosophical, but it's junk masquerading as art." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
New in Town (2009) |
"Most of the comedy revolves around Lucy's status as the fish out of water who doesn't belong in this town. Some of it is hilarious. Some of it is obvious." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
The New World (2005) |
"The movie screams, "look at the pretty tall grass, look at the people frolicking in it, look at the pretty trees." I like trees, too, but I'll go to the park to see them" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat -1/4 |
New York Minute (2004) |
"When Bob Saget is the best thing you have going for you in a movie, you're up the creek ... New York Minute may be the worst movie I have ever seen." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
New York, I Love You (2009) |
"New York, I Love You is so bad it made me think about moving to Detroit instead." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Next (2007) |
"Jessica Biel puts in an Oscar worthy performance to make us believe a hot babe like her would be interested in a balding, creepy guy twice her age like Nic Cage, so give her some props." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008) |
"It's a cute love story wrapped in a comedy which never loses sight of the sweetnees among the crazy, outrageous moments." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Night at the Museum (2006) |
"Your kid probably is dying to see it, but show your young one you love him or her by purchasing tickets to Charlotte's Web instead." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) |
"humor consisting of silly slapstick, people falling down and others making goofy faces, which is what 10-year olds love more than anything else." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Night Listener (2006) |
"a very simple plot, but they mine every possible piece of tension and danger out of it to create a very eerie movie where danger is just around every corner." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) |
"feels like it should have always been in 3-D." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Nim's Island (2008) |
"What kind of world do we live in when a massively talented actress like Jodie Foster becomes the comic relief character in a kid's movie and is called upon to pretend to vomit (twice)? It doesn't ruin Nim's Island, but it doesn't help." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
Nine Lives (2005) |
"This movie is so bad, two lives into Nine Lives, I started counting how many lives I had to watch until I could leave." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
Ninja Assassin (2009) |
"If bloody mayhem is your idea of fun, this movie could cause you to explode in joy." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
No Reservations (2007) |
"No Reservations has no surprises, but it is lighthearted and loving enough to make up for it. It's one of those movies that is entirely predictable, yet, you don't care." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Norbit (2007) |
"Maybe Eddie Murphy should have waited for the Oscar voting and counting to be complete before unleashing this one on the world." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
North Country (2005) |
"North Country is one of those movies that has Oscar-bait written all over it, and it's worthy of the praise." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Notebook (2004) |
"It's an interesting and emotional movie, but a simple one" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Notes on a Scandal (2006) |
"the great actress gets a chance to rock your world as one of the creepiest, most fiendish characters you have ever seen on screen." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Nothing But the Truth (2008) |
"Most moviegoers know Kate Beckinsale as that gorgeous babe in the skin tight leather pants in Underworld, but you will find a solid leading actress who leads a talented cast in Nothing But The Truth." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Notorious (2009) |
"We may never find out who killed Tupac and Biggie, but whoever made this movie could be guilty of assassinating their memories and character" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
The Notorious Bettie Page (2006) |
"Doesn't give us any more insight into her life than the voiceless, glossy photos we have seen time and time again." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
The Number 23 (2007) |
"Do yourself a favor and avoid spending the $23 it will cost to buy two tickets and some popcorn to see The Number 23" |
Willie Waffle |