P.S. I Love You (2007)

"No one will confuse Hilary Swank with Lucille Ball, but she's entertaining enough to keep this one from becoming a gooey chick flick"

The Pacifier (2005)

"If you truly love your children, you will take them to see a different movie. "

Pal Joey (1957)

"The first half of the film is light-hearted and full of wonderful musical numbers ... but Sinatra shows his acting ability in the second half."

Pandorum (2009)

"What does Pandorum mean? I think it is Latin for stinky movie."

Paranormal Activity (2009)

"Peli is daring the audience to look for activity beyond the door frame, catch a shadow moving across the floor, or watch something get tossed across the room to wake up the couple. It's brilliant."

The Passion of the Christ (2004)

"like a ballet where physical movements are used to show pain, heartache, evil and suffering"

Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

"It's Die Hard meets Home Alone on a segway! Except, Kevin James is not as cute as Macaulay Culkin and not as tough as Bruce Willis."

A Perfect Getaway (2009)

"This could be one of the most awful movies of the year. Then, it gets worse."

Perfect Stranger (2007)

"You don't see this ending coming because it is absurd, ridiculous, moronic, preposterous, ludicrous, foolish, stupid, and outrageous (I love my thesaurus), none of which is thrilling or satisfying"

Phat Girlz (2006)

"outrageous, wish fulfilling fun"

Pink Panther (2006)

"I think I have laughed more at funerals, which is somewhat appropriate for this movie. The Pink Panther is a funeral for Steve Martin's dignity and soul."

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

"If you loved the first two movies, you're going to love this one, and for good reason. Verbinski wonderfully mixes comedy, action and drama, and gives each character something special to do."

Play the Game (2009)

"There have been many things in this world I never thought I would see, and watching Andy Griffith receive, umm, "oral pleasure" was one of them"

Pooh's Heffalump Movie (2005)

"Pooh's Heffalump Movie is a simple, innocent winner with amazing vocal talent, entertaining music and an important lesson for kids."

Post Grad (2009)

"Jenson and Fremon want to toss in a love triangle, incorporate wacky family problems, and attempt to teach us a lesson about what is really important in life. YUCK!"

Precious: Based on the Novel PUSH by Sapphire (2009)

"Every once in a while, a movie is so heartbreaking even a tough guy like Chuck Norris or Simon Cowell will break out into tears."

The Prestige (2006)

"a thrilling movie with great twists and turns, fantastic acting and an intensity that can only be matched in theaters by The Departed."

Pride and Glory (2008)

"focuses more on the family ties sub-plot, which is the weakest part of Pride and Glory (and if you don't have Michael J. Fox in the movie, those family ties just aren't as interesting)."

Prime (2005)

"It's as if making the movie was a marathon for Younger, and he ran out of steam 2/3rds of the way through."

The Prince & Me (2004)

"...an average, formulaic movie that is full of whimsical charm for the first hour, then goes off in a disastrous direction for the second hour."

Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)

"Princess Diaries 2 gives you plenty of reasons to hate it ... However, the charming lead actors save the film from becoming dreadful."

Proof (2005)

"Proof is a very emotional and engaging movie almost all the way through, but it loses it at the end."

The Protector (2006)

"You know you have bought a ticket to the wrong movie when star Tony Jaa confronts the bad guys, strikes a fight-ready pose and screams, 'Where are my elephants?'"

Public Enemies (2009)

"Could be a battle of wits and wills. Instead, it's a battle to stay awake."

The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)

"every person in the audience can see some portion of the film and remember being faced with similar obstacles in their lives."