Splat 1.5/4 |
Race to Witch Mountain (2009) |
"A movie with plenty of action, and not much story" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Racing Stripes (2005) |
"What is Willie Waffle's first rule of comedy? Talking animals are funny ... Racing Stripes is a pleasant surprise." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Raise Your Voice (2004) |
"Sometimes, I wonder why I see these movies. Seriously, when was the last time you heard the words "Hilary Duff" and "great movie" used together without a mocking tone?" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Raising Helen (2004) |
"Raising Helen is likable, formulaic, predictable, overly sentimental schlock.You're going to find something to like in the movie (Hudson), but there's plenty to dislike" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
Rambo (2008) |
"One of the most grotesque, gruesome and gory movies you will ever see. I started having 'Nam flashbacks, and I wasn't even born then. I need to rent Cinderella, so I can feel clean again." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Ratatouille (2007) |
"Takes the most vile, hated, disease-ridden vermin in the history of the world, then makes them cuddly and lovable. It's madness! Complete, ingenious madness!" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/5 |
Rated X (2000) |
"Intriguing, but Sheen and Estevez are not good enough to engross the viewer." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Ray (2004) |
"Amazing isn't a strong enough or descriptive enough word to convey the magnificence and mastery of Foxx's performance, and he even lip-sychs better than Ashlee Simpson." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat .5/4 |
The Reader (2008) |
"Complete with clichés and plot twists that scream, "GIVE ME AN OSCAR," you might think Tina Fey and Jon Stewart decided to write The Reader as a parody of an Oscar hopeful." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
The Reaping (2007) |
"The only way The Reaping could be worse would be if Swank put on a bear suit and ran through the woods." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat .5/4 |
Rebound (2005) |
"Martin Lawrence has given us another reason to buy a ticket to War of the Worlds." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Red Eye (2005) |
"McAdams does a wonderful job pulling all of this together to be equal parts scared, vulnerable and tough enough to kick some booty." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Reign Over Me (2007) |
"Most people know Adam Sandler as a doofus clown, but surprise! He's damn good, and you'll never look at him the same way again." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat .5/4 |
Renaissance (2006) |
"style instead of story, and even the style ultimately fails and starts to hurt your eyes." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Rendition (2007) |
"Get ready for the absolute worst performance of Meryl Streep's career!" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Reno 911!: Miami (2007) |
"Instead of creating a movie, the Reno 911 gang has made a dumber version of their TV show, while adding curse words and nudity, which is what I would expect from 10-year olds." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Rent (2005) |
"Once it develops ... Rent is a moving, emotional film with some exciting music." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Reservation Road (2007) |
"Mark Ruffalo is an awesome weasel." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) |
"Resident Evil: Apocalypse is the kind of movie that causes you to drink tequila until every brain cell in your head responsible for remembering the film is dead." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat .5/4 |
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) |
"This movie is all about Jovovich slicing zombies in half with a machete. You're either into it or not." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Resurrecting the Champ (2007) |
"Director Rod Lurie delivers a compelling story dramatic when it needs to be, touching in the right places and full of strong acting performances (even the guy with that crazy voice)." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Revolutionary Road (2008) |
"Revolutionary Road is for those of you who think Marley & Me looks like a sappy, falsely cute, sugary sweet concoction of junk." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat .5/4 |
Righteous Kill (2008) |
"As people have been saying lately, you can't put lipstick on a pig. This movie shouldn't star DeNiro and Pacino. It should star Corey Haim and Corey Feldman." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Ring Two (2005) |
"After seeing The Pacifier, I didn't think any movie this year could scare me as much. However, The Ring Two is much better and much scarier than the first.
" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Rize (2005) |
"LaChapelle's biggest achievement is capturing the dancing on film and avoiding the temptation to provide a cleansed view of the participants." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
The Road (2009) |
"Mortensen has proven to be one of the best actors in the business, and The Road is his masterpiece." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Road to Perdition (2002) |
"Mendes has proven that he must be counted among the greatest directors" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Robots (2005) |
"a cute, funny, heartwarming movie with great visual effects
" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Rocker (2008) |
"Feels like another one of those movies Will Ferrell turned down, so the producers had to find the next best thing (and Jack Black was already under contract to do something else)." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Rocky Balboa (2006) |
"the music is still as rousing as it was the first time you heard it, and there's something magical that draws in the most cynical of audience members ... Go ahead and see it. You know you want to." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Role Models (2008) |
"The goofy works when Role Models is outright goofy" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Roll Bounce (2005) |
"Roll Bounce wants to be everything, but the mish mash of styles and tones yields a movie that falls short of its potential." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
The Ruins (2008) |
"A movie that just wants to gross us out a few times and call it entertainment." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Rumor Has It... (2005) |
"an entertaining film that could use a few tweaks" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Run, Fat Boy, Run (2008) |
"Simon Pegg is almost brilliant with his slapstick comedy and dedication to goofiness." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Running Scared (2006) |
"I can't believe I am saying this, but Paul Walker doesn't stink in Running Scared. In fact, Running Scared is a decent guys night out movie." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Running with Scissors (2006) |
"Running With Scissors has one of the most talented casts in any movie you will see this year, led by sure thing Oscar nominee Annette Benning." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Rush Hour 3 (2007) |
"It could be 10 times better if Chris Tucker would shut up." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
RV (2006) |
"For the first 10 minutes, RV is an awesome movie. After that, you'll wish you were watching it at home on DVD, so you could take it out of the player and whip it like a frisbee across the room" |
Willie Waffle |
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