Tomato 2.5/4 |
Take the Lead (2006) |
"Banderas and crew make it an entertaining, even if predictable, ride" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Taking Lives (2004) |
"...you will probably walk away shaking your head in disbelief." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) |
"Director Tony Scott is smart enough to focus most of the movie where it should be, on Travolta and Washington." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Taking Woodstock (2009) |
"We get this one about three weeks after anyone cares about the 40th anniversary of Woodstock." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) |
"a funny movie, but doesn't quite live up to its potential." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Taxi (2004) |
"someone thought Taxi could be funny, and stuffed it full of idiocy instead of hilarity." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Team America: World Police (2004) |
"If the marionette-on-marionette action doesn't have you rolling in the aisles, the razor sharp movie spoofs will." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Ten9Eight: Shoot for the Moon (2009) |
"Showcases entrepreneurs even Michael Moore would celebrate - high school kids with really great ideas like cake on a stick!" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny (2006) |
"starts off fine enough as a silly, laugh-filled rock opera, but, eventually, becomes just another stoner comedy running on attitude" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Terminal (2004) |
"The Terminal is one of those films that is so warm and fuzzy you want to cuddle up on the couch with it." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Terminator Salvation (2009) |
"Relies too heavily on previous knowledge of the Terminator world, in those rare moments when storytelling is attempted." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) |
"Liebesman knows how to make us cringe whether it is the most graphic of violence, or those spine-tingling moments where we are painfully waiting for something to jump out of the closet at us, or emerge from the darkness with a CHAINSAW." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Thank You For Smoking (2006) |
"one of the funniest, most intelligent satires to come out of Hollywood in years, and assaults everyone in its path." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) |
"When faced with a boring movie during the holiday season, you can only use one quip, so I am going for it. BLAH humbug!" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Polar Express (2004) |
"Hanks pours it on with a heart-wrenching, tear-inducing, 4-boxes-of-tissues final narration that made the toughest and most cynical of audience members weep (I'm only human)." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
The Thing About My Folks (2005) |
"brings out the best in Falk and Reiser, especially Falk, who could be looking at another Academy Award nomination" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Things We Lost in the Fire (2007) |
"Benicio Del Toro is so natural and captivating you will be amazed, but Halle Berry gets the overwrought stuff." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Thr3e (2007) |
"Waddell barely is competent as we listen to her monotonous line readings and wonder why she has scored any job higher on the Hollywood food chain than posing in a bikini in a Doritos commercial." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Thunderbirds (2004) |
"When it focuses on the action, Thunderbirds surprisingly is an entertaining, even compelling movie." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (2005) |
"Burton is left to make Corpse Bride into a visually appealing movie ... but it never has that special moment or feeling that can elevate the movie into greatness." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Time Traveler's Wife (2009) |
"She's willing to put up with a dude who disappears on a whim and leaves her alone for days and weeks on end? Sure, when he comes back he's naked and looks like Eric Bana, but still." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
TMNT (2007) |
"300 for kindergarteners." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Traitor (2008) |
"A more than solid thriller, but one that simmers too much, when it needs to boil."" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Transformers (2007) |
"it's the transformation of robots that will blow your mind ... Add that to the eye-popping robot smackdowns and good old fashioned car chases, and you have a movie that is going to get your blood pumping and your heartbeat racing" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) |
"Good when it is good, but extremely, shockingly, horrifyingly bad when it is bad." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Transporter 2 (2005) |
"stomping through each scene wearing his Blues Brothers suit and a scowl, Statham has a very commanding screen presence" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Transporter 3 (2008) |
"Yes, Jason Statham kicks some booty. Yes, he takes off his shirt many many times. Do you really need anything else from this review?" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Tristan & Isolde (2006) |
"Part Gladiator, part Braveheart, part Romeo and Juliet, Tristan & Isolde is all boring." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Tropic Thunder (2008) |
"See it ASAP before everyone ruins the best jokes for you" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Troy (2004) |
"Troy is an exciting movie full of more intrigue, drama, betrayals, affairs and skin-baring hunky guys than The OC." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
Trust the Man (2006) |
"A movie about Manhattan yuppies whining about their love lives could have been a torturous affair, but Trust The Man is one of the funniest movies of the year." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Tsotsi (2006) |
"While some of the scenes are a bit melodramatic ... [Director] Hood does a terrific job drawing the audience into Tsotsi's world of violence, anger and, eventually, growth and maturation." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Turistas (2006) |
"If I learned one thing while watching Turistas, it is that I will never travel outside of the United States EVER (not even Canada!)." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Twilight (2008) |
"Pattinson might have the dreamy eyes and tousled hair all of the young ladies will be swooning over, but he can't act." |
Willie Waffle |
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The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) |
"Check out my interview with Edi Gathegi and Jamie Campbell Bower when they visited DC!" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) |
"Gives fans what they want (hot young dudes who don't wear shirts), and might surprise a few people who didn't expect much" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Two Brothers (2004) |
"Two Brothers is OK, but not the family friendly fare you think it is." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Two for the Money (2005) |
"lacks something all good movies need - A FREAKING PLOT!" |
Willie Waffle |
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