Tomato 2.5/4
The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008)
"Seeing any movie after watching The Dark Knight is like dating another woman after you break up with Angelina Jolie, but Duchovny and Anderson find their rhythm quickly and still have a fun chemistry together."
Willie Waffle
Splat 1/4
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
"Unimaginative and boring ... Did they have to follow some sort of strict mathematical formula of required explosions, cliche plot twists and shots of Jackman without his shirt on?"
Tomato 3/4
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
"Maybe The Da Vinci Code needed mutants, or Halle Berry in tight leather pants to make it better."
Splat .5/4
XXX: State of the Union (2005)
"Kinberg and Tamahori should be sued for movie malpractice."
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