Splat 1.5/4 |
A Scanner Darkly (2006) |
"Just because the movie is about people on drugs, I shouldn't feel like I am on drugs while watching it, but it has some amazing acting performances" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat .5/4 |
Accepted (2006) |
"insists silly, different and stupid is funny on its own, instead of being as pathetic as you and I know it to be." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Across the Universe (2007) |
"One of those movies some people will hail as artistic, imaginative and visionary, while the rest of us wonder if those people are high." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
After the Sunset (2004) |
"After The Sunset is a movie more memorable for Salma Hayek in those bikinis than for the story. Brosnan looks alright, too (if you're into that sort of thing)." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Akeelah and the Bee (2006) |
"heartwarming feel good story about an underdog trying to overcome the odds and achieve fantastic victory, while also winning over an entire community inspired by her bravery. Yep, that sounds pretty good to me, too.
" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
The Alamo (2004) |
"Hancock goes through great pains to impose important moments on us, but he fails to give them the poignancy needed to elicit emotion." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006) |
"It's more like Operation Snoozemaker." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
Alexander (2004) |
"Towards the end of this movie, I wanted to kill Alexander just to get it over with and go home. Even Rosario Dawson’s supposedly stunning nudity was over-hyped." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
Alfie (2004) |
"I couldn't get enough of this movie. Alfie is one of the best movies I have seen all year, and Jude Law should get another Oscar nomination
" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat .5/4 |
Alien vs. Predator (2004) |
"Who is the big winner in Alien Vs. Predator? Everyone who avoids going to see the film." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
All About Steve (2009) |
"I was praying for the ghost of Paul Newman to save me." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
All The King's Men (2006) |
"How can you mess up a movie with Sean Penn, Anthony Hopkins, Patricia Clarkson and Tony Soprano? Watch All The King's Men to find out, and watch their Oscar hopes flicker out as the movie limps towards its finale." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
Alone in the Dark (2005) |
"you need an actor who can make the words SOUND smart, and Reid won't be winning a Nobel Prize anytime soon (she's proof that alcohol kills brain cells … with a vengeance)." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Alpha Dog (2007) |
"Ben Foster becomes cartoonish instead of scary. It feels like he is channeling Pauly Shore doing an Al Pacino impression." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) |
"It is hard to hate cute little talking chipmunks who love waffles, so maybe you can say I was annoyed." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
Amelia (2009) |
"a boring movie full of mockable dialogue, dreadful acting and long, supposedly poetic narration which could induce a coma if you don't have enough caffeine flowing through your veins." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/5 |
American Buffalo (1996) |
"My example of a great Back Shelf Beauty" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
American Dreamz (2006) |
"[Grant] is a brilliant comedian, with an ability to be hilariously selfish and egocentric without turning off the audience." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
American Gangster (2007) |
"Denzel and Crowe sounds like a showdown for the ages, but it's just a solid film instead of being legendary, which is nothing to be ashamed of." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
An American Haunting (2006) |
"Someone should call The Ghostbusters to make An American Haunting disappear from movie theaters like a ghost is expelled during an exorcism." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/5 |
The American President (1995) |
"Predictable and PC, but fun." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
American Teen (2008) |
"proves the more things change, the more they stay the same. I just wish director Nanette Burstein was satisfied with the movie being just a documentary." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Amityville Horror (2005) |
"has everything you want from a scary movie, and Reynolds is a star waiting to break out" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) |
"It's not very good, but you can get some laughs out of it. And, show this monkey the Oscar! He's better than the human actors in the film!" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) |
"Anchorman is equally hilarious, appalling and intelligent, but couldn't the movie have a little more of the intelligent and hilarious?" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera (2004) |
"While The Phantom of the Opera is not the greatest movie I have seen this year, it certainly deserves a chance. It's a decent, sometimes breathtaking film.
" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Angels & Demons (2009) |
"Tom Hanks needs to run! Run fast! Run here! Run there! Run over there, again!" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Annapolis (2006) |
"Huard's flirty interplay with Ali is so pathetic I don't think Brad Pitt could even win over the girl with lines as bad as these." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
The Ant Bully (2006) |
"a movie where the writer and director had some neat ideas for three or four scenes, then tried to force a story to evolve around them." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Apocalypto (2006) |
"a borderline movie stuck with a remarkably difficult marketing problem and lots of bloody violence." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Appaloosa (2008) |
"I love a good western, so I am not very enamored with Appaloosa. I guess you can say I just want to be friends with it." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Aquamarine (2006) |
"She's a blonde haired, blue eyed mermaid who loves Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream. HELLO SARA PAXTON, I AM IN LOVE!!!!
" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Are We Done Yet? (2007) |
"An animated Ice Cube greets the audience in the opening credit sequence, but that's the last time you will see an energetic and engaging Ice Cube for the rest of the movie" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Are We There Yet? (2005) |
"We all saw the trailers and commercials, so we should have known better than to have high expectations.
" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Around the World in 80 Days (2004) |
"It's yucky." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Art School Confidential (2006) |
"Starts off as a funny, smart and witty look at this art school subculture and the characters within it, but falls apart" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Arthur and the Invisibles (2007) |
"Starts off as an innocent, wholesome family adventure, but, when it becomes animated, Arthur is on the path to throwing back drinks in da club with Snoop Dogg and his posse." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Ask the Dust (2005) |
"You get to see Hayek naked, and Ask The Dust still doesn't seem worth the price of admission!" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 0/4 |
Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) |
"mock Assault on Precinct 13 for all of its scene-chewing, stinktastic glory or your head will explode in a rage." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1/4 |
Astro Boy (2009) |
"Astro Boy provides all of the elements needed to create a super hero movie, but it lacks soul." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3/4 |
The Astronaut Farmer (2007) |
"an inspiring, feel good story about dreamers that lets itself go a bit too far in the final act." |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
ATL (2006) |
"The most refreshing part of ATL is that each of these kids are good kids. Unfortunately, they are good kids in a bad movie." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Atonement (2007) |
"Most people will recognize Knightley, but it's McAvoy who will have you talking after the credits roll" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
August Rush (2007) |
"August Rush is more like the cold November Rain" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 2/4 |
Australia (2008) |
"Crikey, this is a long movie." |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 5/5 |
Avalon (1991) |
"Beautiful movie about families and how they can grow apart. Great Thanksgiving day selection!" |
Willie Waffle |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Avatar (2009) |
"For all of the talk about how Avatar is going to revolutionize moviemaking and change films forever, the finished product is nothing more than just another movie with lots of stuff going boom" |
Willie Waffle |
Tomato 4/4 |
The Aviator (2004) |
"let me beg every Oscar voter to award Scorsese for a fantastic directorial effort. He deserves an Oscar for The Aviator." |
Willie Waffle |
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